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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
thanks, three olives


three olives

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

it's ok, you just mixed up the location with the motive

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Gum posted:

it's ok, you just mixed up the location with the motive

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Gum posted:

it's ok, you just mixed up the location with the motive

i can't believe what you wrote it!

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Gum posted:

it's ok, you just mixed up the location with the motive

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
makes sense that bitcoiners would become mras, i always misread mgtow as mtgox too

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

eschaton posted:

oops

regardless, Three Olives and his condo dug up enough for goons to get in touch with the FBI to make sure Bruce was on the watch lists (since just being wanted for mortgage fraud in a couple states obv wasn't enough)

what do these watchlists accomplish? like, if they see you're going to whatever city, do they send someone tot ail you and check out all the prostitutes you hire?


also: thanks three olives. more like five olives

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

eschaton posted:

haven't seen many gay MRAs

They call themselves "androphiles". Jack Donovan in particular is so nutso that Paul Elam drummed him out of A Voice For Men.

Not very Bitcoiny though. I'm so disappointed that Mircea's locked down his "socks and cocks" essay and there's no archive copy I could find.

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i wouldn't jump too deep in team three olives. he posted in sh/sc asking for help on how to run a substandard wifi thing in his condo building, that would be mandatory for all condos, exceedingly expensive and on the cheapest dsl/line to the outside world. if the tenants didn't pay or fought him, he'd foreclose on their property since he's on the HOA board.

he was asking for the cheapest consumer grade equipment to make it happen.

he also refers to the homeless living outside his building as "human refuse"

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Criticize my Bitcoin storage plan (self.Bitcoin)

submitted an hour ago by btctrapdaddy

*Throwaway account just because

1. Download Bittaddress.org zip file on USB

2. Put a fresh operating system on an old computer (no internet access)

3. Generate and print the wallets (be sure not to save them anywhere on the computer)

4. Possibly put the operating system on again..

5. Keep the wallets safe IRL

Let me know where I'm vulnerable... this seems too simple...

Thanks

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
three olives is a horrible person in nearly every way but he's basicaly just a generic rich american rear end in a top hat who happens to be gay. he's not terrible on the same level that (say) bruce wagner is

i hate the fact that bruce and i have the same last name. i found out some years ago that i have the same full name as a red army faction leader from the 70's and that bothered me less for some reason

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


gotta epoxy those ports
also you might accidentally mouth the alphanumeric keys while you type them via typewriter and someone could read your lips through the window with a high powered telescope so you gotta epoxy your mouth shut too

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Heresiarch posted:

three olives is a horrible person in nearly every way but he's basicaly just a generic rich american rear end in a top hat who happens to be gay. he's not terrible on the same level that (say) bruce wagner is

i hate the fact that bruce and i have the same last name. i found out some years ago that i have the same full name as a red army faction leader from the 70's and that bothered me less for some reason

whats it like sharing a name with hitlers favourite composer you monster?

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

whats it like sharing a name with hitlers favourite composer you monster?
it's ok, his first name is named after a jew

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jony ive aces posted:

it's ok, his first name is named after a jew

there is always Gustav Wagner

...he enjoyed brazil

trucutru fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Aug 3, 2015

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i wouldn't jump too deep in team three olives. he posted in sh/sc asking for help on how to run a substandard wifi thing in his condo building, that would be mandatory for all condos, exceedingly expensive and on the cheapest dsl/line to the outside world. if the tenants didn't pay or fought him, he'd foreclose on their property since he's on the HOA board.

he was asking for the cheapest consumer grade equipment to make it happen.

he also refers to the homeless living outside his building as "human refuse"

three olives as gently caress

remember the time he got mad about kids making noise at the pool and wanted a rule forcing them to be silent

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
one good thing about mark-sempai's incarceration is that the meager rations and lack of access to frappucinos will help him shed some of those tens of kilograms~~~

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i wouldn't jump too deep in team three olives. he posted in sh/sc asking for help on how to run a substandard wifi thing in his condo building, that would be mandatory for all condos, exceedingly expensive and on the cheapest dsl/line to the outside world. if the tenants didn't pay or fought him, he'd foreclose on their property since he's on the HOA board.

he was asking for the cheapest consumer grade equipment to make it happen.

he also refers to the homeless living outside his building as "human refuse"

oh i thought the hitler av was a joke

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
tho then again is wife might be able to sneak one in during their brief visits and feed it to him mother-bird style

^^^^ THANKS MISTER SHITCOIN

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Weatherman posted:

tho then again is wife might be able to sneak one in during their brief visits and feed it to him mother-bird style

^^^^ THANKS MISTER SHITCOIN

double posting is illegal

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
if someone has a link to that shsc thread I wanna giggle at it tia

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
wait wtf magikarp has a wife?

i would've thought i would have known about her from bitcoiners making death threats or something



e: oh you're referring to tibanne right :doh:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

jony ive aces posted:

wait wtf magikarp has a wife?

i would've thought i would have known about her from bitcoiners making death threats or something



e: oh you're referring to tibanne right :doh:

no i mean an actual humanwife, according to one report i read. she's japanese and they have a kid

edit: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/21/us-bitcoin-mtgox-karpeles-mother-idUSBREA3K01J20140421

Weatherman fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 3, 2015

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


well gosh darn, he really is

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/04/21/us-bitcoin-mtgox-karpeles-mother-idUSBREA3K01J20140421

quote:

POOR COMMUNICATOR

As mother and son drifted apart, Karpeles married without telling her and only let her know she was a grandmother after his son was born.

efb

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Weatherman posted:

^^^^ THANKS MISTER SHITCOIN
double-spend denied

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

aw now I feel bad, ross only had poison ivy date girl in his life

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
ross seems like the kind of guy who'd hire sex workers and then argue about the price afterwards

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
https://np.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3fe92x/im_ashley_barr_aka_adam_turner_the_first_mtgox/

quote:

What I've learned from this AMA:
  • He had 1 personal bank account, which MTGox customers paid fiat directly into. There was no separation of company and personal funds.
  • His idea of a cold wallet was a wallet on another internet connected computer only he had access to.
  • It was estimated that he was spending more on "poo poo" (outgoings) than MtGox was bringing in in trading profits. The extra expenses were paid for by customer deposits. This is where all the missing fiat went. He literally spent it when he shouldn't have. There is no way that this would have been stolen in the same way coins could have been. Banks don't work that way.
  • All of his code was kept in a database, on the production server, with no pre-production setup, or version control. Every code change was immediately live on the the exchange (holy loving poo poo).
  • He never let anyone else see his lovely backend to stop anyone ever truly understanding his shenanigans.
  • He possibly manipulated the price to make people pay more for bitcoins than they should, pocketing the difference for either personal profit, or to reduce outstanding liability for the money he stole from customers.
  • He possibly still has full control of all the coins actually deposited (not 850k) and released 200k to get people off his trail. Like a loving gecko. I'll bet he still has 200k more hidden away somewhere.
:captainpop:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
i hope he does indeed have access to another 200k butts, he's earnt it

(even though they're worth nothing)

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

JamesieAB posted:

CNN - Mt.Gox CEO Mark Karpeles arrested in Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z64IescsTR4

Tiny pony tail at about 24 seconds in, yuck.

i swear to god mark has this paranormal thing that makes his mouth look like a smirk until you actual freeze-frame and look directly at it.

it's like you can see it out of the corner/bottom of your eye, but when you look directly it's gone.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
lmao he was a fat beady-eyed crook all along

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



no regulations!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

quote:

All of his code was kept in a database, on the production server, with no pre-production setup, or version control. Every code change was immediately live on the the exchange (holy loving poo poo).

i have no idea how this is even possible or desirable.

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
edit broken link

weed cat fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Aug 3, 2015

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

indigi posted:

what do these watchlists accomplish? like, if they see you're going to whatever city, do they send someone tot ail you and check out all the prostitutes you hire?

they can actually wind up doing that by alerting the Thai authorities when they notice him traveling there

they can also check out his online presence (including aliases etc.) and see if he incriminates himself in his statements, which he practically has already

and they can do things like ask immigration & customs to image his electronic devices upon re-entry in case he has something incriminating on them

contacting the FBI and saying "hey, this person might be engaging in underage sex tourism, here's some evidence" isn't necessarily just brushed off

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i wonder if the french give a poo poo about japan nabbing one of their people

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

PleasureKevin posted:

i have no idea how this is even possible or desirable.

I worked with some server-side javascript-like poo poo from Sybase (dynascript) like this where the code was stored in the database and there was no version control.

But that was like 1995.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

I worked with some server-side javascript-like poo poo from Sybase (dynascript) like this where the code was stored in the database and there was no version control.

But that was like 1995.

so i guess it couldn't have been PHP (marks favourite language) this was in reference to. like loading something from a database then padding it into PHP every time someone makes a request, hehh.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Literally The Worst posted:

if someone has a link to that shsc thread I wanna giggle at it tia

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3124556

dunno if this is it

"are you ok with being slumlord isp?"


the answer may shock you

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Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


PleasureKevin posted:

i have no idea how this is even possible or desirable.

definitely not desirable, but sql server has this https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms141134.aspx.

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