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Aug 2, 2015 07:31
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loquacius posted:
who is leomarr again
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We're sorry, Mr. Gumball, there's nothing left.
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"Granted, the competition is tough this year, but I still reckon I'm in with a decent chance."
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Applewhite posted:
lol  Are you wearing that snorkel upside-down?  Behind my desk, I have a giant mallet. Go ahead, give 'em a whack.  On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. (I'm sure someone already did that one.)  I dunno. I just poop wherever.  The rocket on my back? That's to distract you while I roofie your drink. Bored fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Aug 2, 2015 |
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"Regular Show hasn't been good since season 2."
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"It took like, 3 days to install this. Why are you acting so shocked to see it?"
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Aug 2, 2015 16:00
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"Just look at all those tits."
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Aug 2, 2015 16:01
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"He had me spayed, Doc, SPAYED. I feel bad for saying this, but I'm glad the little prick died."
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Hey Frank, let's go motorboating across America!
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"Obama's going to chuck me at a wedding in a couple hours. Want to watch?"
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Hamish Campbell posted:
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"You see what I'm saying, Bruce? You don't look anything like them."  "You'll have to remove your trenchcoat to make love to my wife, Dick Tracy."
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I was going to make the "finding myself in the bottom of a bottle" joke but that had been taken. so have this "I called you a knobhead, and for more reasons than one..." I liked: English on the ball Motorboating across america Velvet-draped werewolves Pooping wherever Boy are my arms tired Put what in the whitehouse Congress loving individually Victoria's Secret pig Richard Gere Two tampons Feminazis Guess who got laid Another Colonoscopy Not saying there's anything wrong with Ted "I've heard of married couples driving each other up the wall, but this is ridiculous!" "I've heard of getting down to business, but this is ridiculous!" 12 inches and/or small pianist My turn to wear the wig Should I call 911 omg god with christ what an rear end in a top hat mom's midlife crisis appropriating culture Gooncon round table discussion yiffing by the furry avatar dude the one we put on his dick first 3 rows will get wet tablets in bed hear your heartbeat lethal injection typing pool (up to neck in papers version) fishy odor wait til you see my pocket rocket open carry party sucks, taking off Shoutout to the kafkaesque guy, I was looking for one to be touching meat on and whoever saved the "milking a joke" with the cartoon Wolf whistle and parroting jokes weren't so bad either Ball and chain is a nearly wolf of wallstreet - wouldn't surprise me if it actually ran I've never seen an episode of Seinfeld so I'm guessing some of them are funny by accident Canada borders was a good point well made but not funny Plus Allahu Akbar goes with so very many of these
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Aug 2, 2015 19:08
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If you think this is impressive, wait until you see the one in my pocket
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Aug 2, 2015 19:43
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hi im robert mankoff cartoon editor for the new yorker and you're all hired
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"I don't think this job is going to work out for you Mysterio."
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"With those huge knockers you barely notice half of them don't have a nose."
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Aug 2, 2015 22:16
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"I'm so sick of your poo poo."
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Aug 2, 2015 22:21
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Aug 2, 2015 23:11
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"Im gay"
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Aug 3, 2015 01:07
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Applewhite posted:
The FEMA camps have to save on incarceration procedures - blame the loving Democrats!
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 "Oh, haha, you 'turn tricks'. I get it. Really loving funny. Kind of an elaborate set-up for a pun, but whatever. I have a trick I'll be doing tonight too, it's called Juggling Some Blue Balls. Can I have my $50 back now?"
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Abugadu posted:
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Aug 3, 2015 02:24
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"Ahh, not a negro in sight!"
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Aug 3, 2015 02:30
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 "Oh great! Another sovereign citizen!"
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Applewhite posted:
"I told you so! The real doll market is where it's at!
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