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PT6A posted:Wolf Blitzer actually asked an expert why some things float and other things sink. I am convinced that CNN is entirely staffed by literal retards. Wolf Blitzer is nature's elemental of baffling questions. He's also pretty great at statements and answers, as demonstrated by his Celebrity Jeopardy appearance. 
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PT6A posted:Wolf Blitzer actually asked an expert why some things float and other things sink. I am convinced that CNN is entirely staffed by literal retards. http://www.rifftrax.com/what-makes-things-float
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With it maybe found, maybe not, I was thinking Chinatown might have some free time now to pop over to another thread and help them out with their lost clay pots: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552196
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Aug 3, 2015 10:57
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Its still 99.9% gone guys.
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simplefish posted:
so you're saying the Chinese hijacked MH370, replaced it with an Airbus, and then crashed it? the clever bastards!!
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XK posted:Wolf Blitzer is nature's elemental of baffling questions. He's also pretty great at statements and answers, as demonstrated by his Celebrity Jeopardy appearance. I watched that entire episode once. Andy Richter seems almost embarrassed to be housing those fools. He's a guy that sit on a couch and laughs at Conan's jokes and makes a couple jokes himself. Smarter than Network News by a long shot.
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Chinatown posted:Its still 99.9% gone guys. Let's call in a subject matter expert to analyze this post. What could he mean?
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XK posted:Wolf Blitzer is nature's elemental of baffling questions. He's also pretty great at statements and answers, as demonstrated by his Celebrity Jeopardy appearance. lmfao
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They've just confirmed that the bit of the wing, found in France, is a bit of the wing from the flight from Malaysia that done went missing.
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smoobles posted:They've just confirmed that the bit of the wing, found in France, is a bit of the wing from the flight from Malaysia that done went missing. It's still mostly gone, guys.
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smoobles posted:They've just confirmed that the bit of the wing, found in France, is a bit of the wing from the flight from Malaysia that done went missing. i don't belieb it
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Aug 5, 2015 19:02
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Im more interested in the new conspiracy theories to come out of this.
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Its still ~99.9% gone guys.
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Aug 5, 2015 19:13
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Are crazies going to say that this is all planted evidence to get people off the trail?
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Chinatown posted:Its still ~99.9% gone guys. the long countdown begins... 
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Aug 5, 2015 19:24
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The smoke monster put it there.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Are crazies going to say that this is all planted evidence to get people off the trail? Plane part is a crisis actor
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:The smoke monster put it there. 
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This is the best thing I've heard today haha. People are going to assume some crazy poo poo
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Aug 6, 2015 03:34
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its all a long con by obama to take away the worlds guns after hes out of office
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Plane is still gone guys.
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They should immerse the part in urine then exhibit it at an art gallery and call it 'Piss Flap'.
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How many days has it been gone Chinatown?
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Kilmers Elbow posted:They should immerse the part in urine then exhibit it at an art gallery and call it 'Piss Flap'. 
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BIG NORTH posted:How many days has it been gone Chinatown? just count the number of times Chinatown posted ITT. That guy's clockwork
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BIG NORTH posted:How many days has it been gone Chinatown? It depends, his first post itt was Mar 14, 2014 but he only said "it's gone" for the first time on Mar 20
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it's actually only gone on the days Chinatown posts, on the days he doesn't we move temporarily sideways into a universe where the plane is found/never went missing
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Just checking, is the plane gone still?
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Aug 15, 2015 05:48
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Yes, it is still gone guys. Happy Friday Night!!!!!!!
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Chinatown posted:Yes, it is still gone guys.
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Aug 15, 2015 06:12
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The plane finally crashed in Tianjin this week.
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No. 6 posted:The plane finally crashed in Tianjin this week. PIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Aug 15, 2015 06:13
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Bahhh-aaaaassssssssssss
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Aug 15, 2015 06:14
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I know where the plane is but I'm not telling
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Aug 15, 2015 06:32
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I thought they found debris.
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Aug 15, 2015 06:35
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by titanic rules we are about 70 years from finding the wreckage and like 80+ from the first award winning movie
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where is plane
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You're running late. You kiss your wife and children goodbye, and reach for your keys on the table in the entryway. They're not there. Where are my keys, you ask. On the table, she says. There not there, where are they? You search the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom, the bedrooms to no avail. You just saw them, right before you leaned down to kiss your child goodbye. They've been in your hand all along. You begin to smile, and look at your hand, which opens up to reveal not keys, but a missing airliner. The plane has been there along.
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Pretty sure no one checked the Tarmac. It's probably there.
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