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Say Nothing posted:
"Your honor, the flag in this courtroom has no gold trim thus you cannot adjudicate my maritime offense*." * I hosed an otter at Sea World
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 this is what happens when you legalize gay marriage
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Aug 3, 2015 04:26
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Nooner posted:Off Probation!!! (: (: (: unbanned, no probation i hope gbs has an ample supply of toilet paper
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Aug 3, 2015 04:32
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 "This next song is called Wonderwall..."
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 Do not, my friends, become addicted to money. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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 "I really need to take a dump!"  "Let's order something else in addition to these 4 pizzas, ok?"  "Occupado!"
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 Son, I know you're scared, but you're 37 and you're a PI. Sleep in your own bed.
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:
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Aug 3, 2015 06:42
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 "Holy poo poo, I think a plane just hit the building!"
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"She's a real cow, stabbed me in the back, but I'm over it now - skew 'er"
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I had to wait 12 pages for this. Thank you Big Boy. http://galtse.cx/
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Aug 3, 2015 11:42
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"You should have seen the other bull!"
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Zanzibar Ham posted:"You should have seen the other bull!" "You should see the other guy," was an alternative I considered.
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 If you go back and watch the movie, you'll notice the cow never looks at him. He's been dead the whole time.
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"Beep, boop, I am a robo bull and these are my antennae *vrrzt*."
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"I've heard of a jury pool, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:05
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"Ha, I signed my name on your bench in permanent marker! Good luck getting that out, judge."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:06
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 "I don't care what you read on tumblr..."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:10
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 "See something you like, fag?"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:13
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"Beecock."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:14
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 "Hey, why do I have to be 'Mr. Pink?'"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:17
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 "Hey, just what you see here, buddy."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:20
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"I decided to make this the flight of my dreams, and I couldn't afford first class."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:21
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 "I hope he kills us next."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:23
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"I'm so hard right now. I'm jerking myself off through my pocket."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:24
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"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:24
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 "You always complain my food tastes like poo poo, Gary. So guess what's for dinner tonight."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:27
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"I hope it destroys all those buildings over there, just think of the view we'll have!"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:31
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Aug 3, 2015 13:32
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"When did you first notice your udders were missing?"
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Aug 3, 2015 13:33
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 "You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B,C, and D. That's the biggest."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:41
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"So you say a chicken stole your udder?"
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 "Those women who laughed at you deserve to die. They all deserve to die. The day of reckoning is at hand and you have been chosen to do God's will."
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Aug 3, 2015 13:53
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"And this is where we'll gather to protest Obama's new Gun Control laws!"
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"Please skip prayer next time. You're bothering The Lord."
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Aug 3, 2015 14:01
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Zanzibar Ham posted:
"Open gays for open carry."
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Applewhite posted:"Open gays for open carry." Oh, I didn't even notice that! Hah!
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