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Aug 3, 2015 14:09
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 "Wait, you're saying raw turkey ALSO has salmonella? poo poo, I rubbed this all over everything in the office."
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"Brb, gonna fax this to Africa."  "You, with the big mouth. You're gonna carry most of the sperm out."
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 "Uhhh astroturf! You know who's behind that don't you? The Jews!"
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 "Congressman Boehner will see you now."
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 "We estimate the F-35 will be ready for the field within the next five years."
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Aug 3, 2015 14:36
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"That'll teach him making fake brand clothes."
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Aug 3, 2015 14:41
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 "Christ, Brenda, you're such a slob."
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Aug 3, 2015 14:47
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"Waldo has been loving my wife."
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Aug 3, 2015 15:07
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 I've heard of ridiculous, but this is udderly ridiculous
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Aug 3, 2015 15:38
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I've heard of ridiculous, but this is ridiculously udderless
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Aug 3, 2015 15:39
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"I've heard of udderless cows before, but never seen one in real life."
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Aug 3, 2015 15:40
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 The beauty of it is, your second amendment right is also your second armament right
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Aug 3, 2015 15:42
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"Sorry, we're all out of bear arms..."
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Aug 3, 2015 15:42
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 When I said "I wonder if there's any change" I meant in my pocket, not in the skyline!
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"We call it walking the plank, but we haven't invented the plank yet"
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"So who'd you vote for? Lemme guess... Obama?"
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"poo poo, he snapped that building like a biscotti! Say, I'm hungry. You wanna grab something to eat?"
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"I caught this one hanging around in a Confederate Flag rally."
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"I'm the same way before I've had my morning coffee."
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"I understand the other tattoos, but why the graph?"
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Aug 3, 2015 15:50
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"Oh, this is my favorite song! Hope you don't mind if I crank it up and sing along. Havaaaa nagila, havaaaa nagila, havaaaa... hey feel free to join in! C'mon, you know the words!"
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Aug 3, 2015 15:52
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"I've heard of a monster hangover before, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 3, 2015 15:57
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"I'm not sure about this new motivational poster"
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"Man who would have thought that this whole time all Godzilla wanted was to make the buildings kiss like they were in love?"
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Aug 3, 2015 16:02
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"Well? Tell me what's going on out there! You know I'm blind!"
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"Christ but you stink. You stink like poo poo."
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"hahaha I stole Godzilla's keys and told him they were in there. Classic prank."
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Green tells Matt Lauer that Waldo, who had given her pills to combat a fever, drove her to her apartment and began “… groping me and kissing me and touching me and handling me and … taking off my clothes.”
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Aug 3, 2015 16:20
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"Dammit, if that stupid building would only collapse already we could finally see his dick."
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"I've disintegrated Waldo and you're next unless you pleasure me to my satisfaction."
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Aug 3, 2015 16:38
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"This what caveman community think of your opinions on defecit!"
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Aug 3, 2015 17:01
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 "Sir, you are charged with embezzling funds from your corporation to...put a swimming pool in your office?"
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Aug 3, 2015 17:08
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"I see you're ready for your waterboarding sentence. Carry him to the torture chamber, officers."
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Aug 3, 2015 17:11
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Gilok posted:
woah meta
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Aug 3, 2015 17:12
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Zanzibar Ham posted:"I see you're ready for your waterboarding sentence. Carry him to the torture chamber, officers." He tried to hide the expenses by justifying it as a "typing pool."
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"No, the discussion on race can't wait."
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