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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Evfedu posted:

Ken M loving owns. He'll never top "Beanie's Barnery" though.

Humblebrag is my favorite.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Wow. I'd love to believe this is fake, but I have no doubts that there are plenty of sanctimonious assholes running around who'd do exactly this.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Skippy McPants posted:

Wow. I'd love to believe this is fake, but I have no doubts that there are plenty of sanctimonious assholes running around who'd do exactly this.

there's been a number of these in the past - several were fake, one was by an insane woman who was "pastor" of her church of just herself, but I think one or two have been real.

The worst one are the fake money with Bible verses written inside.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
You'd at least never see one of these with "Satan :pentagram:" for a tip.

canis minor
May 4, 2011



on another topic:

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
I didn't realize Jesus was Steve Buscemi.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Jesus is worth nothing. Got it.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Trumpy! You can do stupid things!



I'm not sure I can be forgiven for making this.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Midnight Voyager posted:

Trumpy! You can do stupid things!



I'm not sure I can be forgiven for making this.

Eh, didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I take back all the nice things I said about Minnesota

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Ignite Memories posted:

I take back all the nice things I said about Minnesota

I... am going to be going to see this show.

A friend has a quirky girlfriend who works part time for Minnesota Fringe. We're going to go to support her.

I plan to be very, very drunk.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Master Twig posted:

I... am going to be going to see this show.

A friend has a quirky girlfriend who works part time for Minnesota Fringe. We're going to go to support her.

I plan to be very, very drunk.

As someone who once sat through an evening of Nintendo-themed burlesque to support a friend, I feel your pain :smith::hf::smith:. I was not nearly drunk enough.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Master Twig posted:

I... am going to be going to see this show.

A friend has a quirky girlfriend who works part time for Minnesota Fringe. We're going to go to support her.

I plan to be very, very drunk.

Good, because you're going to need to be

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
^^^^fml. I watched 10 seconds. Sober.

Crow Jane posted:

As someone who once sat through an evening of Nintendo-themed burlesque to support a friend, I feel your pain :smith::hf::smith:. I was not nearly drunk enough.

Oh poo poo. That's one of those things that sounds neat until you think. Oh GOD.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

Crow Jane posted:

As someone who once sat through an evening of Nintendo-themed burlesque to support a friend, I feel your pain :smith::hf::smith:. I was not nearly drunk enough.
Does this involve like sexy pikachus and koopa troopas or is it a comedy/variety show with Nintendo characters? I guess the latter could be funny if written well? If it's the former, isn't that just a furry convention?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

HairyManling posted:

Does this involve like sexy pikachus and koopa troopas or is it a comedy/variety show with Nintendo characters? I guess the latter could be funny if written well? If it's the former, isn't that just a furry convention?

It was a little of both, and it was not written well.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

I'm kind of disappointed that this wasn't the full thing, but rather just a predictable fourth-wall-breaking intro that runs twice for some reason.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

As someone who once sat through an evening of Nintendo-themed burlesque to support a friend, I feel your pain :smith::hf::smith:.

That must be one helluva friendship. Did they take a literal bullet for you?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

That must be one helluva friendship. Did they take a literal bullet for you?
She was a sweet girl who made a poo poo job bearable, and I'd flaked on seeing her troupe twice before. My early twenties were mostly about maintaining enough of a buzz to seem sincere when I told my friends that their band/play/gallery opening/DJ set was awesome.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

That must be one helluva friendship. Did they take a literal bullet for you?

Cant be that bad, boobs are boobs.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

ColHannibal posted:

Cant be that bad, boobs are boobs.

That's the sort of thinking that'll turn a man into a furry, son. You sure y'all don't want to take back that there statement?

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
Not to mention that some boobs are actually just kind of sad.

Mournful, even. Mournful tits.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


DoctorWhat posted:

Not to mention that some boobs are actually just kind of sad.

Mournful, even. Mournful tits.

The Notebook sad

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
The internet has ruined me forever. Nothing can ever be innocent again.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

DoctorWhat posted:

Not to mention that some boobs are actually just kind of sad.

Mournful, even. Mournful tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_k33RfVP2Q&t=520s

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Leofish posted:

The internet has ruined me forever. Nothing can ever be innocent again.



I know what you mean. Just saw this:



Drink what she's wearing. :stare:

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.


RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Skippy McPants posted:

Wow. I'd love to believe this is fake, but I have no doubts that there are plenty of sanctimonious assholes running around who'd do exactly this.

Not plenty, but certainly a non-zero amount. Usually they would just leave a crappy tip (or none at all) and a little pamphlet with some cherry-picked bible verses.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

I would wear this.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Angela Christine posted:

I know what you mean. Just saw this:



Drink what she's wearing. :stare:

I can't be the only one who thinks girl #2 has liquid shits and is shocked about it. Only you know, in milk.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I need this.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

The Notebook sad

Two suicide notes in a glitter bra.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Funniest goddamn post in this thread in a loong time right here. No deep meaning,no explanations. just a one-two punch of absurdity that left me in a giggling fit..

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

I can't be the only one who thinks girl #2 has liquid shits and is shocked about it. Only you know, in milk.
Milk enema. And you just instinctly know there's a ton of Japanese porn about it.


(I hope this isn't porn)

Daktari
May 30, 2006

As men in rage strike those that wish them best,

PaulBearer posted:




(I hope this isn't porn)

Well, you know deep down (HURR) that if isn't, it's gonna be.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Angela Christine posted:

I know what you mean. Just saw this:



Drink what she's wearing. :stare:

*taps thread title*

I said serious milk chat only.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



PaulBearer posted:

Milk enema. And you just instinctly know there's a ton of Japanese porn about it.


(I hope this isn't porn)

Feeders and cop-rape fetishists, tbh that's pretty benign.

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