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Amazing how it turns into the true version of the story if you just skip the last paragraph
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Haha I thought it would continue with a wacky meet-cute story about how he met his ~true love~ in Cancun. Not that weak rear end wet turd of a fake ending. The true love was Albert Einstein
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Pththya-lyi posted:Old school STDH from Usama ibn Munqidh, 12th-century Syrian nobleman and author of the memoir Kitab al-I'tibar "Book of Contemplation," which contains eyewitness accounts of the First Crusade and of the Franks [Europeans] who settled in the Holy Land. Hon hon, le cuck meme.
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Usama ibn Munqidh, proto GBS poster
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"You did something that gave me gratification, here's some money" - A Womens' Rights activistquote:
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I'm pretty sure this is just the "plot" of the "drunk on a plane" music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4 except he left out the proposal and the pilots being in on the party, I guess to make it more believable?
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm pretty sure this is just the "plot" of the "drunk on a plane" music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4 except he left out the proposal and the pilots being in on the party, I guess to make it more believable? Hahaha it is too.
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Aug 3, 2015 13:09
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Khazar-khum posted:No, because the author wants us to know that They Aren't All Bad. #NotAllDudesWithAGoldWatch
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Murphy Brownback posted:I'm pretty sure this is just the "plot" of the "drunk on a plane" music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrM39m22jH4 except he left out the proposal and the pilots being in on the party, I guess to make it more believable? I wonder if he would try to back track and say it's just really similar or if he'd just go all in and say Dierks Bentley wrote that song about him. Or he is Dierks Bentley.
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It's not going to be okay. Tampons can't absorb dough.
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Aug 3, 2015 20:18
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Jet fuel can't melt poo poo that didn't happen.
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gently caress you I was just about to post that. Thank you imgur frontpage, while this is not the first time I saw that post, I am pretty drat sure it still did not happen. (Bonus points for "FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED" bullshit at the end there)
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Aug 3, 2015 23:51
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Aug 4, 2015 00:19
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Boris Galerkin posted:whats a bogan Australian version of redneck
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Postal Parcel posted:The most important parts of this story stop trying to make gerd happen its never going to happen. It isn't fetch enough
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Aug 4, 2015 01:13
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I'm guessing this person and two of their coworkers brought cards and dominos pizza to a tattoo parlor once to watch their friend get inked. Then, through the magic of internet anonymity, that rather bland experience morphed into this pathetic "epic annual event".
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Drunk Tomato posted:I'm guessing this person and two of their coworkers brought cards and dominos pizza to a tattoo parlor once to watch their friend get inked. Then, through the magic of internet anonymity, that rather bland experience morphed into this pathetic "epic annual event". what a bunch of bad rear end rebels
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The other night a friend's boyfriend proceeded to tell everyone that he was a super cool teenager back in the day (he's in his early 30s) and that by age 16 he did lots of drugs and drank a lot. As a matter of fact, he was drunk every day for two years straight. Also, the day he decided to quit, the waitress at the bar where he (as a 16 year old) drank booze every day, dropped her tray when she heard him ask for something non alcoholic. He did not marry the waitress, sadly.
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Aug 4, 2015 01:35
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Plot twist: The tattoo parlor is a coworker's apartment and they're breaking open pens.
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Aug 4, 2015 01:55
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I didn't know you could rent out a tattoo parlor.
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Aug 4, 2015 03:08
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They make great wedding venues. Prices generally range from $2,000 to $4,000 for eight hours, and you can always rent them for 12 if you want to have time for clean up. Also, make sure the place you go with doesn't lock you in to their house tattoo artist, but instead just provides the facilities and lets you hire your own. I've seen that particular piece of advice also save a quinceanera.
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I remember when only bad rear end criminals and sailors had tattoos Now you got Marcy and Chad getting "Live Life Love" for their wedding day, smh
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Aug 4, 2015 03:37
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I would believe this one. Library new hires are English majors with the infinity anchor tattoos, and if it's a library that does "culture hires" then I can see a group going out to do dumb poo poo like that
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Non Serviam posted:The other night a friend's boyfriend proceeded to tell everyone that he was a super cool teenager back in the day (he's in his early 30s) and that by age 16 he did lots of drugs and drank a lot. As a matter of fact, he was drunk every day for two years straight. Of course not. She wasn't Einstein. Seriously? You should know better by now...
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http://www.businessinsider.com/money-advice-from-a-millionaire-2015-a loving goof posted:
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Wait. Shouldn't this be in the Bitcoin thread? You know captain of industry, bootstraps and all, what?
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poo poo That Did Happen posted:About six months ago my wife and I decided to turn our North Georgia summer retreat into our full-time residence.
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death .cab for qt posted:I would believe this one. Library new hires are English majors with the infinity anchor tattoos, and if it's a library that does "culture hires" then I can see a group going out to do dumb poo poo like that It's STDH. Librarians never pick a social venue that doesn't serve alcohol. Perhaps the paraprofessionals do quirky hipster things. Degreed librarians drink. A lot. Edit: ^^^^ A rich person who chooses to spend the summer in an Atlanta suburb. Ho-lee poo poo. I brought my Drake has a new favorite as of 06:56 on Aug 4, 2015 |
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queserasera posted:It's STDH. Librarians never pick a social venue that doesn't serve alcohol. Perhaps the paraprofessionals do quirky hipster things. Degreed librarians drink. A lot. I'm doing my Masters of IT(LIS) right now and, yeah, librarians who have their actual degrees do a lot of drinking. I was thinking it was just the people I worked with, but it turns out it's every librarian. It helps with being a combined babysitter, council representative, psychologist, technical support officer, events planner, drunk wrangler, etc etc etc.
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This is off topic but who in my library is considered a "librarian?" I always see people putting books away, people borrowing out books to people, or people scanning books back in, or people sitting at an administrative/customer rep desk answering questions about how to sign up for the library. Everyone I ask can tell me where the x genre books are and most people can tell me where books by author y can be found. Not trying to belittle you or your profession but none of that seems like you need any special education to do.
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Why is this a socially awkward thing all the time? I worked in a shop for years and occasionally when I told people have a nice day or enjoy your day off they'd say "you too" and we'd both just smile. It constantly shows up in memes or tumblr posts as some insanely embarrassing faux paus like you just shat yourself.
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EmmyOk posted:Why is this a socially awkward thing all the time? I worked in a shop for years and occasionally when I told people have a nice day or enjoy your day off they'd say "you too" and we'd both just smile. It constantly shows up in memes or tumblr posts as some insanely embarrassing faux paus like you just shat yourself. Context is everything. I once bummed a smoke to a homeless guy in my neighborhood, and when he told me to have a nice night I responded with "You too!". It was already cold as balls and was going to get below zero later. I walked away feeling like a complete jackass.
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I guess that's awkward but it's almost impossible not to respond "you too" to anything like that. On the other hand you got a smoke off a homeless guy instead of the other way round, that's the dream. The more common context though is between our quirky random protagonist and a server of some kind where they have a total mental collapse over an untimely use of a common politeness.
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Boris Galerkin posted:This is off topic but who in my library is considered a "librarian?" I always see people putting books away, people borrowing out books to people, or people scanning books back in, or people sitting at an administrative/customer rep desk answering questions about how to sign up for the library. Everyone I ask can tell me where the x genre books are and most people can tell me where books by author y can be found. Adding new poo poo to the catalogue is actually a surprisingly involved and difficult process. As is acquiring a comprehensive understanding of Dewey Decimal.
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EmmyOk posted:I guess that's awkward but it's almost impossible not to respond "you too" to anything like that. On the other hand you got a smoke off a homeless guy instead of the other way round, that's the dream. The more common context though is between our quirky random protagonist and a server of some kind where they have a total mental collapse over an untimely use of a common politeness. I suppose, I just felt like a jerk. And I definitely gave him a smoke, not the other way around, I'm not completely terrible.
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