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I accidentally tripped and fell into a bottle of VCR head cleaner while innocently vacuuming the squashes in my garden, and one thing led to another and I ended up in the emergency room. Well, actually I was just reading these pretty lol reviews for poppers on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Maximum-Impact-Oz-Cleaning-Solvent/dp/B00I4YCTYO/ref=pd_sbs_328_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0N9XMV8QDX4KAV6VQD93 quote:I decided to write a review about maximum impact. I noticed some of the reviews on here from other Amazon customers are very in accurate. First of all you don't use maximum impact by smelling it like you would poppers. That will do very little. You spray it on a rag and inhale it through your mouth! Let me tell you, this stuff is not mild as other reviewers have posted here and will send you into an orbit of extacy that few will ever experience. The feeling only lasts about 60 seconds fyi. By that time your already opened up and ready to go! Unfortunately the description of the product is telling you to use it as a room deodoriser or video head cleaner, lol if you do that well then you shouldn't be using it because it won't work. And you should not be leaving a review for a product that you did not use correctly! So use this product correctly and you will not be disappointed! quote:Great spray when used right. Very powerful where I could take on a baseball bat! Helps you loosen up for about anything while letting you relax and enjoy it! |
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quote:great stuff! i can take on an army! wait gently caress that's already in the thread title |
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Lol
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Peter Longjohn posted:i can be a proper cum dump with these |
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quote:DO NOT USE THIS WITH MEDICATIONS LIKE VIAGRA OR POPPERS. You will get your heart confused and have a weird heartbeat. Finally, it has been my experience many tops don't like goofy bottoms. nobody likes a goofy bottom
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# ? Aug 4, 2015 22:15 |
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Jimi Changa posted:nobody likes a goofy bottom Poor goofy.
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Q. is it save ? A: I've never had any problem with it. Use common sense ...water will kill you if you drink too much of it. |
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One day I'm going to walk into a VCR repair shop and it's just going to be dudes boning each other while watching an old grainy copy of ET |
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DO NOT USE TO CLEAN UP "AFTER"
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she claims she has no need for now
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teleolurian posted:Great spray when used right. Very powerful where I could take on a baseball bat! Helps you loosen up for about anything while letting you relax and enjoy it! I'm not sure exactly what this one is saying... they can't possibly be saying some drug makes it easier for them to... insert a baseball bat into their body?? :?: Like why would they have a drug for that. Was some scientists sitting around like 'Fuuuuck, I need to smuggle more heroin but its uncomfortable... I know, the power of chemistry will help me' |
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joke_explainer posted:I'm not sure exactly what this one is saying... they can't possibly be saying some drug makes it easier for them to... insert a baseball bat into their body?? :?: Like why would they have a drug for that. Was some scientists sitting around like 'Fuuuuck, I need to smuggle more heroin but its uncomfortable... I know, the power of chemistry will help me' omg security drone GET WITH THE TIMES this is how kids have sex in 2015
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joke_explainer posted:I'm not sure exactly what this one is saying... they can't possibly be saying some drug makes it easier for them to... insert a baseball bat into their body?? :?: Like why would they have a drug for that. Was some scientists sitting around like 'Fuuuuck, I need to smuggle more heroin but its uncomfortable... I know, the power of chemistry will help me' [whispering] some people like to be sexed in the poo hole
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I bet the price isn't the only thing he's flexible on
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake |
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Jimi Changa posted:she claims she has no need for now There will be no need for such things where she's going. mcdonalds |
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teleolurian posted:There will be no need for such things where she's going. it is designed with the largest users in mind
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I BOUGHT THIS PRODUCT SO I COULD WATCH VIDEOS OF MAY GRANDSONDS PIANO RECITALS. I AM VERY SATISFIED WITH THE PRODUCT. I AM ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH THE PRODUCT> YES. A++++++. I AM WATCHING THIS TAPE OF MY GRANDSON AND HE IS PLAYING THE PIANO EVEN BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED, THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! I HAVE SEEN MANY VIDEO CASSETES IN MY LIFETIME AND FOR SOME REASON THE PICTURE IS POPPING OUT OF THE SCREEN AND ITS JUST LIKE ITS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE. |
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treasure bear posted:[whispering] some people like to be sexed in the poo hole [whispering] I know that!!! but im just wondering how chemical assistance to it came about, like some chemist sniffed some vapors and then tripped and fell on his butt plug and was like say... that hurt a lot less than usual!! |
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joke_explainer posted:[whispering] I know that!!! but im just wondering how chemical assistance to it came about, like some chemist sniffed some vapors and then tripped and fell on his butt plug and was like say... that hurt a lot less than usual!! haha
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some drugs open your mind and others, well, |
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treasure bear posted:[whispering] some people like to be sexed in the poo hole eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew |
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*Evil commander marching his minions towards a giant mountain with a suspicious looking boulder in front of it* *Moves as if though to reveal a secret cave* *Turns to henchman and gives him some amyl nitrate* *Rumbling, cheeks widen* And then the army just marches right in |
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wanna get so freaky i'll need full anesthesia and a suture kit on hand
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Jimi Changa posted:nobody likes a goofy bottom mods please change my name to goofy bottom |
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