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Tatum Girlparts posted:Now what if that old person WAS YOUR MOTHER?!
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Shbobdb posted:
Oh, that Carlos Mencius - so insightful!
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Aug 5, 2015 06:43
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MrUnderbridge posted:Oh, that Carlos Mencius - so insightful! 
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Aug 5, 2015 06:55
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FMguru posted:CA is a blue state (and getting bluer). But she was terrible and ran a terrible campaign. She also did some spokesperson work for Romney in 2012 and was similarly awful at it. See, this is the kind of thing she needs to be told to her face. Constantly.
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Aug 5, 2015 07:58
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FMguru posted:My favorite Fiorina factoid is that HP's stock shot up like 11% the day she was fired, meaning that the company was worth something like $7 billion more the moment she left it. The company was exactly the same as it was the day before, it's just the name in the "CEO" slot changed. The free market determined that her worth as a person was literally negative seven billion dollars. Factoid means 'something that looks like a fact, but isn't' for the record. But you're close - their stock jumped by just under $3 billion. And the news articles make no secret of it being because she left and no other reason.
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Aug 5, 2015 11:13
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Zeroisanumber posted:I've used that one on anti-abortion people for years, "I'm holding a baby in one hand and a dish with a fertilized embryo in the other. I drop them both. Which do you dive for?" Even if you catch the baby that's probably hosed up its spine and neck, the embryo doesn't have a neck to gently caress up so might as well catch the embryo. Checkmat, libtard.
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Aug 5, 2015 11:29
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Zeroisanumber posted:I've used that one on anti-abortion people for years, "I'm holding a baby in one hand and a dish with a fertilized embryo in the other. I drop them both. Which do you dive for?" Well hold on, is it an Iraqi baby and was that embryo fertilized from the seed of a US solider?
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Aug 5, 2015 11:31
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Armyman25 posted:The 4 year old, much more viable, unless the 85 year old had some kind of knowledge that was extremely vital and non-duplicate-able. The value of a human life is measured by its worth to society says the actual definition of facism
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Aug 5, 2015 12:22
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i'd go for the child because i'd feel guiltier about a kid dying than i would an old person
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Aug 5, 2015 13:41
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Tbh if you can't bride-carry an 85 year old and tell the child to keep their hand in your pocket while fleeing a burning building, you're a bit of a bitch and should probably be the one left behind in the building.
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Aug 5, 2015 13:51
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Agreed, I love telling children they should keep their hands in my pockets.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:02
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*two people are burning to death in a building* *pulls out a calculator and graphing paper to decide which to save*
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Aug 5, 2015 14:20
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Mel Mudkiper posted:*two people are burning to death in a building* If you don't have a Ti-83 graphing calculator you probably shouldn't bother trying to save anyone from a burning building.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:23
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Armyman25 posted:You're in a burning building and you can rescue either a 4 year old or an 85 year old. Which one do you take? The one with the smaller life insurance policy.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:27
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"Which person do you save?" is a trick question because a bucket of 10,000 embryos still isn't a person.
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Tesseraction posted:Factoid means 'something that looks like a fact, but isn't' for the record. But you're close - their stock jumped by just under $3 billion. Someone tweet this link at chowder Gravel Gravy posted:If you don't have a Ti-83 graphing calculator you probably shouldn't bother trying to save anyone from a burning building. Heh try an 89 noob. 
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Aug 5, 2015 14:30
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Thump! posted:Tbh if you can't bride-carry an 85 year old and tell the child to keep their hand in your pocket while fleeing a burning building, you're a bit of a bitch and should probably be the one left behind in the building.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:32
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This would be a lot easier if the 85 year old was a but younger; any excuse to stick it to the Boomers, but alas.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:37
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So did anyone see there's apparently yet another edited Planned Parenthood video? Why release it now when the vote happened already?
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fart blood posted:So did anyone see there's apparently yet another edited Planned Parenthood video? Wasn't the real vote. That'll be the CR fight. Like 6 more videos are coming apparently
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Aug 5, 2015 14:43
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Cheap points with "the base". I'm serious. The only thing that would be more perfect is if there was an ad for LifeLock in the middle. It's pandering garbage.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:45
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T. Bombastus posted:You're in a burning building and you can either rescue a jello mold filled with embryos or a beta bitch. What do you put in your pockets? You pour the embryos over yourself and throw the beta bitch out a window.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:49
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Phone posted:Cheap points with "the base". Sounds to me like they're missing a serious monetization opportunity.
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*walks into a room in a burning building, finds an 85 year old man and a 4 year old girl* *accidentally steps in a mop bucket that was carelessly left by the door* *arms flail wildly as he stumbles across the room* *slams into a large dresser with a priceless vase placed on top of it* *vase tips over and crashes onto his head, rendering him unconscious* *gets carried out of the burning building by the 85 year old man and 4 year old girl* *que Seinfeld music*
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Aug 5, 2015 14:54
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I there was a burning building I'd drag Rush Limbaugh into it.
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Aug 5, 2015 14:56
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Thump! posted:You pour the embryos over yourself and throw the beta bitch out a window. Quick Time Event FAILED
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Aug 5, 2015 15:17
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if I was a burning building I would want the Chippendales inside me, which isn't very different from how I normally feel.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:17
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T. Bombastus posted:Trick question, neither embryos nor betas are alive in any real sense. Are we not talking about betta fish?
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Aug 5, 2015 15:21
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I'd save my betta over some embryos.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:25
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big mean giraffe posted:Someone tweet this link at chowder No no, see, this just means that we should elect her. Then she can get impeached, and when she does, BOOM! America's on top again and everyone is richer than a Rockefeller.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:26
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Went digging up the past and found an old interview with Brietbart caterwauling about how no one should care if the ACORN videos were faked. Wow he was a crazy whiny turd. Just watch the first 30 seconds of him admitting that the pimp costume wasn't actually used and accused the interviewer of being the REAL propagandist for the left. 
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Aug 5, 2015 15:26
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ShadowCatboy posted:Went digging up the past and found an old interview with Brietbart caterwauling about how no one should care if the ACORN videos were faked. I forgot what a loving shitlord he was. Guess all that hosed up misdirected rage was just too much for his heart.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:31
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Mister Adequate posted:I forgot what a loving shitlord he was. Guess all that hosed up misdirected rage was just too much for his heart. Don't forget how O'Keefe himself roofied one of his coworkers and stole her panties when she fought back. Or the time he tried to lure a female CNN reporter onto a "sex boat" filled with dildos and other naughty gear so he could secretly film the whole thing for laughs. Man, sexual assault hasn't been this funny since 1980s Hollywood. O'Keefe's bringin' it back, yo.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:58
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He also started stalking a prosecutor that was looking into him. I assume his dad is one of the Illuminati or something since that guy seems impervious to any kind of law.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:59
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ShadowCatboy posted:Don't forget how O'Keefe himself roofied one of his coworkers and stole her panties when she fought back. Or the time he tried to lure a female CNN reporter onto a "sex boat" filled with dildos and other naughty gear so he could secretly film the whole thing for laughs. The biggest question I have: is O'keefe even involved with the PP videos, or is he just an adviser?
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Radish posted:He also started stalking a prosecutor that was looking into him. I assume his dad is one of the Illuminati or something since that guy seems impervious to any kind of law. Enforcement of the law is now seen as tyrannical (when it is your guy breaking the law).
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Aug 5, 2015 16:03
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the only redeeming thing about O'keefe is his half-life being six months or so a few more years and he won't even materially exist
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Aug 5, 2015 16:05
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Mel Mudkiper posted:the only redeeming thing about O'keefe is his half-life being six months or so Are you saying he's a war boy? Does that make Roger Ailes Immortan Joe then?
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Aug 5, 2015 16:18
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Thump! posted:Are you saying he's a war boy? Does that make Roger Ailes Immortan Joe then? Immortan Joe was Breitbart
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Thump! posted:Are you saying he's a war boy? Does that make Roger Ailes Immortan Joe then?
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