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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Holy poo poo. You've discovered a way to make hot naked women not cause boners.

That deserves, like, an anti-Nobel prize or something.

have you not seen that picture from 1995 before?

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Pretty sure those aren't the Pratt & Whitneys.

But hey, while we're on a Tomcat binge:



And no, that's not another angle on the infamous "Snodgrass Pass," as he wasn't carrying armament when he did his.

And just so no one asks 'what's a Snodgrass Pass":



He did that on a Dependents' Day cruise on the USS America. So the deck had a bunch of women and children on it. His response when shown the photo was "make me fifty copies of that and then burn the negatives."

This wasn't the first time he did it.




http://theaviationist.com/2014/02/12/f-14-buzzes-uss-america/

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
If memory serves the guy standing second from the left is an Admiral too....

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Spacman posted:

If memory serves the guy standing second from the left is an Admiral too....

guy on the left looks like hes holding a camera, wanna see them pics

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

bitcoin bastard posted:

guy on the left looks like hes holding a camera, wanna see them pics

Probably mistimed it and it's just a picture of open ocean :(

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Mi-28 crash

http://gfycat.com/PracticalBadAruanas
http://i.imgur.com/tbXPQfi.gifv

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


quote:

“According to preliminary report of the hospitalized pilot of Mi-28N, when performing an aerobatic stunt, the emergency alert system of the helicopter reported the failure of the hydraulic boost system.”

1 dude died, the other made it out with little injury

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

1 dude died, the other made it out with little injury

this looks like an autorotation emergency landing training video and it still killed the pilot

gently caress helicopters

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

someone cried havoc

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Survivor must be a couple inches shorter now

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the physical mechanics that allow a helicopter to fly and the idea that any disruption to the delicate balance of torque can cause it to fall out of the sky is terrifying

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_nut

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
If you really want to appreciate how insane helicopters are, play DCS Black Shark. Pull up too hard through a turn or coming out of a dive and you'll rip your rotor blades off (because it's that weird Russian chopper with dual main blades) when they become best friends and touch. Or how if you descend too fast you'll lose lift and drop like a rock even if you try to apply more rotor torque. Helicopters don't want you to live.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I was absolutely terrified everytime in one. I remember a 53 we were with tandem blew an engine mid flight and did a hasty landing and bounced off the ground a couple times and spun around a bit. I don't know if they were just making poo poo up when they said it rotated so much on its axis they were around 10 degrees from the point of no return or some poo poo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Harry Reasoner posted:

The thing is, helicopters are different from airplanes. An airplane by its nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or incompetent piloting, it will fly. A helicopter does not want to fly. It is maintained in the air by a variety of forces and controls working in opposition to each other, and if there is any disturbance in this delicate balance the helicopter stops flying, immediately and disastrously.

There is no such thing as a gliding helicopter.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

i tried to find this quote. danke

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
You can't dangle your legs out of a plane, though (at least not comfortably)

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Mike-o posted:

If you really want to appreciate how insane helicopters are, play DCS Black Shark. Pull up too hard through a turn or coming out of a dive and you'll rip your rotor blades off (because it's that weird Russian chopper with dual main blades) when they become best friends and touch. Or how if you descend too fast you'll lose lift and drop like a rock even if you try to apply more rotor torque. Helicopters don't want you to live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akgJO5GCe6I
Technology man was not meant to create.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

C.M. Kruger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akgJO5GCe6I
Technology man was not meant to create.

Thanks to this I found out that all helicopter manufacturers are idiots. There is no need for a tail rotor. All you need is a paper plate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asb3QeLngc

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvMcsJTOYI0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2BHQ4ZcBZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrYPQZu7dNo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFLV47VAbI

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:stare:


Don't forget this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdlqCeQfGmo

Make you watch it before the helo dunker. I don't remember if just one guy survived or if it was a handful but still lovely. Ship alarm gives me chills.


-edit Full story in youtube descrip. 7 deaths but luckily the boats doing the training were in tow


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixCEGxNgXKs

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Aug 3, 2015

Shade2142
Oct 10, 2012

Rollin'
jihad on a stick

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc6_1391193059

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I kept waiting for a second sniper to open that guy's head like a watermelon at a Gallagher show.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

I think this helicopter is retarded.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

gently caress CH-46s forever. You know something is a piece of poo poo when the Osprey is an all around upgrade

Also, it linked to this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3KHeYSAaGI

The FOD walk after that must have been the drizzling shits

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I think they just use them for training now

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

gently caress CH-46s forever.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
CH-46 chat and no one has posted the video of the fire in the ceiling just as they take off from the deck of a ship?

Booblord Zagats posted:

gently caress CH-46s forever.

ed: I know there's better footage of this somewhere I'm just at work and in a hurry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVLWRJoW-bM

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 4, 2015

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I've always thought the best "Stolen Valor" litmus test would be asking a dude claiming to be MARSOC/SEAL/etc would be "How do you feel about CH46s?"

Because the amount of/lack of hatred and disgust in the person's voice would be an immediate tell

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


This one?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Duke Chin posted:

CH-46 chat and no one has posted the video of the fire in the ceiling just as they take off from the deck of a ship?


ed: I know there's better footage of this somewhere I'm just at work and in a hurry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVLWRJoW-bM

thanks related videos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opmRv_owq9o

the comments are pretty :psyduck:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


ded posted:

the comments are pretty :psyduck:

dividednation44 3 years ago posted:

our little anjel? you call a helicopter pilot, firing machineguns and rockets in other people's homes an angel? i hope you americans will extinct, forever, so the human race can find peace and live safely without having concerns of being invaded

:10bux: says this is a white 20 something suburban kid going to community college.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Genocide Tendency posted:

:10bux: says this is a white 20 something suburban kid going to community college.

Do they have those in Russia or wherever he's from?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Well here's one I've never seen before. :stare: First Person Lawndart action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUlaGXDeSik

e: this is still one of my all time faves. Thanks Syria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2taWKPWyZEI
Yeah that's the same - I like how it's pretty much impossible to find anything remotely near an "original" version anymore. Just an upload of an upload that's been video artifacted to death.

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Aug 4, 2015

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Duke Chin posted:

Well here's one I've never seen before. :stare: First Person Lawndart action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUlaGXDeSik


After all the flights I've been on I always had a mental image of a dramatic plummet where I'd actually have time to accept the end and maybe fantasize about a SERE scenario if I lived. Goddamn.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
When a routine fire test goes horribly wrong
http://imgur.com/gallery/MlFin4U


Someone's day is hosed

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Booblord Zagats posted:

When a routine fire test goes horribly wrong
http://imgur.com/gallery/MlFin4U


Someone's day is hosed

A family member of mine helped design these way back in the day and a similar thing happened when it popped early and entombed on of the backup Marine Ones in foam.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jye40dwDDlc

The Ukrainians are cool as gently caress.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Traffic enforcement is getting a bit too serious.

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

n-n-not there AT-4 SENPAI

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Bonus: The description of that video is uniformly wrong. It wasn't a ground-resonance test. That helicopter was tied down for weapons-effects testing (They were gonna shoot it a bunch) because it was no longer flyable, but because they'd removed the gear and chained it directly to the ground, the oleos weren't there to damp out the resonance and it shook itself to pieces before they could shoot it to pieces.

Why wasn't it flyable? There was a controls system malfuction while transiting between one Army facility and another, and the aircraft actually did a complete roll before the pilot managed to get things mostly back under control at 1500AGL (I think, fairly low in any event). This was a definite over-stress of the airframe and they decided to offer it up to the 23mm gods at Aberdeen. Then that happened, instead.

Booblord Zagats posted:

When a routine fire test goes horribly wrong

This happened at a hangar we test of just a month or so ago, foam up to the engines on the -47s. No idea if the contractor ever figured out what set the system off, it wasn't a test, it just discharged without warning.


Edit: Found the details

https://books.google.com/books?id=i...4-24156&f=false

quote:

At about 16:58, it was flying near Tulia at 4,450ft AMSL (1,100ft AGL) at 140kt, when the nose pitched down and yawed left. The pilot applied aft right cyclic and right pedal but the nose-low attitude increased and left yaw continued even with a full right pedal application. The aircraft then entered a left roll, smoothly for 90 degrees but 'snap roll' to the remaining 270 degrees. It lost about 850ft altitude in the full left roll, after which is returned to upright in a right yaw of about 90 degrees. The crew initiated and completed a precautionary landing to an open field, touching down with out 32ft ground roll, and shut down the engines. The aft main rotor blades then struck the fuselage as they coasted down. The cost of repairing the damage, including replacing the entire power train, was put at $11.6 million.

A shitload of water in the hydraulic fluid in the upper boost actuators, metal in the hydraulic fluid, and corrosion in the pitch and roll actuators were all implicated.

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Aug 5, 2015

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