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Ramsus posted:i enjoy your weird twitter style of goofin around I love you too.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Ty is releasing a Cecil Beanie Baby. What is this, the 90s? Gotta make a comeback somehow
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Aug 5, 2015 16:39
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Moridin920 posted:he still killed it for nothing no he didnt, he killed it cause he has a big dick and is an apex predator, but I guess it isnt fair to expect a beta like you to understand
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Aug 5, 2015 16:45
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"well sir, we believe that all the people sheltered and stupid enough to think this poo poo doesn't happen a million times over every day to like every animal in existence are also stupid enough to drop big bucks on a commemorative overpriced plushie toy lion, 9/11 crying eagle painted ceramic plate style" "my God Johnson get on the phone with our sweatshops in China on the double! "
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Melmac posted:Johnny Rodrigues, chairman of the Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force charity, said: "Palmer shot Cecil with a bow and arrow but this shot didn't kill him. They tracked him down and found him 40 hours later when they shot him with a gun. The hunters then found that the dead lion was wearing a tracking collar, which they unsuccessfully tried to hide." No, I get thats what they did. I was asking if charges would have been filed if they just called it in and were like, "Oops, didn't know this lion had a tag... Sorry."
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Aug 5, 2015 16:48
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Poachers who are caught should be thrown into a cage with a big cat, (preferably a leopard) like Lysimachus. If they win they go free and a they're give a golden trophy of their brass balls.
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Aug 5, 2015 16:55
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the majority of poachers are poor locals looking for food and when they are caught they are executed it's not rich dentists believe it or not nerd
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Aug 5, 2015 17:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:No, I get thats what they did. I was asking if charges would have been filed if they just called it in and were like, "Oops, didn't know this lion had a tag... Sorry." Yea they would have been charged because they intentionally lured him out of the protected area so that it was "legal".
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Aug 5, 2015 17:06
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mysterious frankie posted:are you a person who is currently overcome with emotion, humorless, or a little of both blended together into a gray paste? I don't get your posting position, so I don't know how to respond in a correct way that will stop whatever weird conversation were are doomed to have for a long time. he's trying to engage you in discussion about his *sticks out pinky, makes curling motion* and so far you have blithely and -- i gotta be honest -- somewhat inconsiderately ignored all of his social cues to this end so hes understandably frustrated, i mean short of wearing a sign that says ASK ME ABOUT MY MICROPENIS what more does it possibly take
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Aug 5, 2015 17:08
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Ramsus posted:the majority of poachers are poor locals looking for food and when they are caught they are executed Who would eat a lion? I have eaten lion. Well, lion mixed with hamburger.
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Aug 5, 2015 17:14
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Carnivorous animals make for poo poo meat
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Aug 5, 2015 17:16
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do you guys think mr. sausage man would shoot a tiger?
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Aug 5, 2015 17:21
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the tiger would eat mr. sausage man. the dentist would use mr sausage man for bait and then shoot an arrow in the tiger
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Aug 5, 2015 17:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nah, he killed it because he wanted to and paid money to do it. May not be a reason you like, but was still a legal reason and justification until they lured it out of the reserve and messed with the GPS tracker. Does anyone know if they just left the GPS intact and called the proper authorities and said they shot it by mistake if there would have been any charges or anything? he killed it for nothing
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Aug 5, 2015 17:34
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gently caress lions I hope they go extinct.
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Aug 5, 2015 17:41
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i saw this lady on the facebooks who hunts and thought of whoflnugpoop http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/sabrina-corgatelli-giraffe-facebook-photos-1.3178579 of course there are thousands of rape and death threats against her
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Aug 5, 2015 17:44
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her dick is also really small
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dad gay. so what posted:do you guys think mr. sausage man would shoot a tiger? Possibly.
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Moridin920 posted:he killed it for nothing no he didnt, he killed it cause he has a big dick and is an apex predator, but I guess it isnt fair to expect a beta like you to understand
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Aug 5, 2015 17:46
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woah nooner deja vu
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Nooner posted:no he didnt, he killed it cause he has a big dick and is an apex predator, but I guess it isnt fair to expect a beta like you to understand there was some japanese dude that went to Iraq during the 80s to fight the soviets with the muhajadeen just to see how hard he was and hung out with them teaching them karate and poo poo. he said 'how can I expect to be a warrior if I don't face death?' when those japanese got captured by ISIS recently he said 'well they hosed up. you always carry a grenade to kill yourself with. they are a disgrace to japan.' this dentist was just some schmuck from MN e: koshiro tanaka Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Aug 5, 2015 17:51
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it's pretty cool serial killer logic to be like "well, I kill some things to live; guess I need to kill everything,"
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Aug 5, 2015 17:52
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lions rank higher than a soviet infantryman
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in our eyes and in theirs
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Aug 5, 2015 17:53
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at least the soviets can shoot back
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Moridin920 posted:there was some japanese dude that went to Iraq during the 80s to fight the soviets with the muhajadeen just to see how hard he was and hung out with them teaching them karate and poo poo. he said 'how can I expect to be a warrior if I don't face death?' you dont know that the dentist didnt have a 'nade on him "See you in hell lion"*pulls pin and shoves grenade down lions dumb throat*
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Aug 5, 2015 17:57
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Ramsus posted:the majority of poachers are poor locals looking for food and when they are caught they are executed This is bollocks
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Aug 5, 2015 17:58
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mysterious frankie posted:it's pretty cool serial killer logic to be like "well, I kill some things to live; guess I need to kill everything," http://www.news.com.au/national/food-critic-aa-gill-shoots-baboon-to-see-what-its-like/story-e6frfkp9-1225792326481
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Aug 5, 2015 18:02
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If some dentist killed an african child this would be out of the news cycle already, what's the big deal? Can't we just take lion dna and make more once our, uhh, gene synthesis labs are fully functional? Literally any money or awareness of this event could have been used to prevent african children from dying of malaria, ~$3300 per life saved, but nope we gotta care about lions and spend millions of dollars to protect a few lions instead because ???
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If some dentist killed an african child this would be out of the news cycle already, what's the big deal? Can't we just take lion dna and make more once our, uhh, gene synthesis labs are fully functional? lions are pretty
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:her dick is also really small i doubt it
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If some dentist killed an african child this would be out of the news cycle already, what's the big deal? Can't we just take lion dna and make more once our, uhh, gene synthesis labs are fully functional? we can do both and this is dumb to get mad about when people are spending millions on fake internet spaceships for a game that doesn't exist
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Aug 5, 2015 18:14
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Moridin920 posted:we can do both Yeah maybe after all of the low hanging fruit of children dying from preventable diseases are exhausted, we can work on other important ethical causes, like adult humans dying from those diseases, or, uhh, lions, I guess. (Most) people contribute to charity for the same reason they do spaceships - they want to feel good and talk about the good stuff they do, not actually do the most good possible. I'm not mad, I just wish there was some way to frame "children are literally dying for no reason and you could have saved 6 of them for the price of your mitsubishi" as a bite-sized news morsel that people would swallow whole and do something about, but nope, we get lions and cancer research instead, I guess. Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Moridin920 posted:we can do both that dentist dude has done more for lions and african people than most people on earth, i salute him and his likely averaged sized penis. I shudder at how many kids we could have save from malaria instead keeping you alive.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Can't we just take lion dna and make more once our, uhh, gene synthesis labs are fully functional? Someone hasn't learned the hard lessons Jurassic World has to teach us about cloning fearsome predators and, uh, communism??? I'm gonna need confirmation from a CineD Goonlant on the second part.
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mysterious frankie posted:Someone hasn't learned the hard lessons Jurassic World has to teach us about cloning fearsome predators and, uh, communism??? *400 word essay on how Jurassic World was, in fact, counter-revolutionary*
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yeah maybe after all of the low hanging fruit of children dying from preventable diseases are exhausted, we can work on other important ethical causes, like adult humans dying from those diseases, or, uhh, lions, I guess. yeah what're you gonna do though? 
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you guys ever think that ... maybe the lion deserved it?
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i do, several times a day for the last few weeks. And every time I look at my cat
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I'm not mad, I just wish there was some way to frame "children are literally dying for no reason and you could have saved 6 of them for the price of your mitsubishi" as a bite-sized news morsel that people would swallow whole and do something about, but nope, we get lions and cancer research instead, I guess. heh, I wonder how many children I could have saved for the price of my Ultimate Driving Machine? 
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