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shabbat goy posted:I am looking for a "posting buddy with benefits" type situation, please pm me your résumé if interested and we'll take it from there. What are you even going to do with medical, you are already dead? |
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Please do not die titties I will be sad
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ChairmanMeow posted:You don't have to die if you don't want to. Just be assertive about it. Death will respond to a firm no. |
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Jul 31, 2015 01:35
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*setting fire to a poster stolen from the second run movie theater in an alley with no one watching* no one will be able to inform byob *eyes glow from fire until ash cools*
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Jul 31, 2015 03:36
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That weird "put money eyes when their dead to pay for their boat ride" thing is actually not true, yall wasting ur pennies
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Jul 31, 2015 03:50
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Bread Set Jettison posted:That weird "put money eyes when their dead to pay for their boat ride" thing is actually not true, yall wasting ur pennies i've known this for eyars and i walk away from every funeral or graveyard visit 2 cents richer 
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Jul 31, 2015 03:53
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alnilam posted:i've known this for eyars and i walk away from every funeral or graveyard visit 2 cents richer yeah its loving ridicyulous, get with the clue bus peoiple
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Jul 31, 2015 03:56
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hi i'm dead
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Jul 31, 2015 10:32
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Jul 31, 2015 10:35
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They've said when you die you'll defecate uncontrollably but actually if you eat nothing for 48 hours before expiration, this can be, avoided. |
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Jul 31, 2015 11:01
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Harime Nui posted:They've said when you die you'll defecate uncontrollably but actually if you eat nothing for 48 hours before expiration, this can be, avoided. Huggies presents Death Diapers, for when you think you might die but don't want to go out like that. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 31, 2015 13:45
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death should be a fun occasion, but that's not like how it's portrayed in the media at all |
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Jul 31, 2015 15:04
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Dead men tell no tales but they have good anecdotes typically
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Jul 31, 2015 16:38
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google THIS posted:when you die BYOB will think you just stopped posting for some reason and they'll probably never know the truth pft, speak for yourself ---------------- |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:49
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Death is just a transition from one plane to another. Unfortunately, Earth is the last plane. 
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Jul 31, 2015 17:41
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the personification of death goes by Pete when he's off duty
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Aug 1, 2015 02:38
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Pale Pete |
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Aug 1, 2015 03:20
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Im dead, sorry byob.
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Aug 1, 2015 13:19
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one of the horsemen of the apocalypse now specializes in cyberbullying |
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Aug 1, 2015 14:34
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drilldo squirt posted:Im dead, sorry byob. can I have your name since your dead |
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Aug 1, 2015 20:24
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No, sorry.
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Aug 1, 2015 20:39
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Pale Pete |
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Aug 1, 2015 21:05
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Jedrick posted:Death is just a transition from one plane to another. Unfortunately, Earth is the last plane. meet me on the mcrib plane
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Aug 2, 2015 06:14
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death is a freedom
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update:satan regularly walks down the line to saint peter to check if anyone needs to borrow his phone
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Aug 2, 2015 06:33
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he rolled his eyes at me when i asked if i could make a byob post
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Aug 2, 2015 06:34
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Pomp posted:update:satan regularly walks down the line to saint peter to check if anyone needs to borrow his phone why do you think people start phone calls with hell-o
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I've installed a cardiac device that monitors the beating of my heart, and, after four minutes of inactivity will send a wifi ping to a server triggering my BYOB Death Rattle Post. |
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Aug 2, 2015 07:44
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Rodatose posted:I've installed a cardiac device that monitors the beating of my heart, and, after four minutes of inactivity will send a wifi ping to a server triggering my BYOB Death Rattle Post. same but mine will posts a gallery titled "The Dicks of BYOB."
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Aug 2, 2015 16:23
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:why do you think people start phone calls with hell-o |
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Aug 5, 2015 00:06
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every decision you make and every action you take kills you, and you're constantly dying, and you're reincarnated into the alternate universe of you where you didn't die. no one ever dies for good
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Aug 5, 2015 00:18
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Aug 5, 2015 00:27
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solipsism is real so when you die no one else will know
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Aug 5, 2015 00:35
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Qwerinty posted:solipsism is real so when you die no one else will know except for the janitor that finds you and then needs therapy. And I guess that guy's therapist.
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Aug 5, 2015 00:49
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death is cool and good for earth humans to partake in
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Aug 5, 2015 00:50
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from a Hegelian point of view, we can say that there is death within life, as we see with every instance or performance of life being necessarily finite. From there can we suggest the idea of life within death? ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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no, because the first statement (there's death in life) is only given by living folks after certain things being observed by living folks and then telling it to other living folks. for you to make that leap to the second one (there's life in death) you'd have to have dead folks observe life within death, and then get off their dead asses to report back to living folks about it. of course the first statement is specious enough as it is, relying on a clever wording to play a trick based on different popular understandings of words (equivocation). in fact a lot of philosophy, especially by those philosophers who start out with a certain dogma in mind they want to set out to prove, is just a bunch of tortured lines of thinking expressed in extravagant word piles which make less committed onlookers take a glance at it and go, "well, I guess it sounds plausible enough... and if it isn't, oh well. that's a lot of words. I don't really want to try to disprove all of that." |
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Rodatose posted:no, because the first statement (there's death in life) is only given by living folks after certain things being observed by living folks and then telling it to other living folks. for you to make that leap to the second one (there's life in death) you'd have to have dead folks observe life within death, and then get off their dead asses to report back to living folks about it. gently caress. marry. t-rex and I are dead and posting in this thread. Checkmate nerd
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Rodatose posted:what's it like, being part of the death meme Death crew is the the best crew and you're not invited with that attitude
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