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EmperorFritoBandito posted:
"You know what you gotta do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!"
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 "Willard, please make a resrevation at Chuck E. Cheese for "Havens, party of two". Thank you.
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Aug 5, 2015 17:51
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 "Now I'm gonna 'stab' you five times, bitch! Assume the position!" A good comic to show round at your next feminist convention. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Aug 5, 2015 17:55
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BigBadSteve posted:
You heard they're moving FemCon 2016 to Anaheim?
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Aug 5, 2015 17:57
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 "Hello, operator? Can you find me a number for the monster that climbs the sides of buildings? Ever since it climbed in my window and beat me up I just... can't stop thinking about it. Also, get me an exterminator. The tiny piano guys are back." (seriously it's the same guy)
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Aug 5, 2015 18:10
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 Nihilists! gently caress me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Aug 5, 2015 18:14
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"Yes, I have a very small pianist."
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Aug 5, 2015 18:15
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"My ex-wife took my snuggy, so I took her blowup strap-on doll"
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Aug 5, 2015 18:17
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 "Yes, it's a real monster. My penis, that is."
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Aug 5, 2015 18:19
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"No, honey, I'm alone, waiting for you to get up the elevator... No, no, nobody's here but me! I haven't been seeing hi-HE'S NOT A MONSTER, HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!"
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Aug 5, 2015 18:27
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 "It seems like panty sniffing is the fetish of the month, I sure hope there's enough pairs to go round."
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Aug 5, 2015 18:39
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 "Piggybank or slamwhale, I don't care which, I'm gonna make a deposit.""
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Aug 5, 2015 18:40
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 "Father is sleeping after a long hard session with Bessie, he won't be bothering either of us again tonight."
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Aug 5, 2015 18:41
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 "Freud said that sometimes a hole is just a hole. With a dog in your hole, if you're lucky."
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Aug 5, 2015 18:41
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 "The boss said the chicken was a little loose, but he gave it the job after loving it anyway."
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Aug 5, 2015 18:55
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 Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
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Aug 5, 2015 19:06
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 "Bruce here had to steal my heart, that's what happens when they don't legalise gay marriage."
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Aug 5, 2015 19:26
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 "Of course, you could seek an udder opinion."
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Aug 5, 2015 19:27
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Aug 5, 2015 19:30
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 "Monsters can't break steel beams. The government did it."
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Aug 5, 2015 19:31
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 "I have AIDS, Dad."
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Aug 5, 2015 19:33
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 "Finally, a single pill that cures everything!"
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Aug 5, 2015 19:42
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"Rumors say that Boobert is gonna be Employee of the Month again."
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Aug 5, 2015 19:51
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Applewhite posted:
Holy crap
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Aug 5, 2015 19:58
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"Hey, man - if it fucks, flies, or floats, rent it, don't buy it."
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Aug 5, 2015 20:04
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"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. That's why we packed extra explosives in the baggage compartment."
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Aug 5, 2015 20:46
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"You see what happens? Huh?! You see what loving happens when you don't tighten your own loving thing before tightening your loving child's or helping those around you?!"
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Aug 5, 2015 20:55
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 So how about that Something Awful, huh? I joined the other day, but got banned for making a parroty thread!
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"And with this you can place your carry-on luggage gently but firmly up your own rear end."
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Aug 6, 2015 02:48
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 Six years. Six loving years of my life I gave to that woman, and you know what she said? "Come back when you find your balls". We don't know if chickens have dreams, but we are certain that they have nightmares.
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Aug 6, 2015 03:46
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Applewhite posted:
Genius.
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Aug 6, 2015 04:07
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 "Zippadee doo-dah, zippadee ay! I hosed Sarah Silverman and that's OK!"
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Aug 6, 2015 04:42
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 "But seriously folks. Any sort of compromise with Hamas would be a direct threat to Israel's existence."
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Aug 6, 2015 06:10
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"You knew the risks of hormone therapy going into this, Mrs Neusbaum."
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Aug 6, 2015 07:15
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"Looks like that bitch got Fogle'd"
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Aug 6, 2015 09:09
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"What are you acting oh so tired for? It's not like stay-at-home moms do real work!"
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Aug 6, 2015 09:23
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"I'm going to mismanage the hell out of your dad's company today!"
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Aug 6, 2015 13:26
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"HOO boy! I'm tellin' you, honey, coffee enemas are the future!"
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Aug 6, 2015 13:33
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The owner has become the owned.
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"I hope he wrecks this whole cartoon. It's drawn like poo poo."
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