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There is one that almost never fails. "Gay."  "Gay."  "Gay."  "Gay."  "Gay."
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 "gay"
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Aug 6, 2015 17:05
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"Fog's rollin' in."
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Aug 6, 2015 17:05
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 "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."  "Pearl, this is Rose. Stop peeking through the curtains and say hello to Greg."  "And how are we today, Mr. Yudkowsky?  "Christ but you're ugly."  "Sir, please put your shorts back on!!!"
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Aug 6, 2015 17:22
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"Uh, Bill, I don't think it's really necessary to actually assemble the cast of your 'walk into a bar' joke for a visual aid, just tell me the joke"
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Aug 6, 2015 17:32
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"That's enough, Q!"
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Aug 6, 2015 17:36
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"man, this wake really IS boring"
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Aug 6, 2015 17:42
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brevity is the soul of wit
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Aug 6, 2015 17:47
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"Profiteers, Mensheviks, Tsarist sympathisers - betrayers of the workers, every one. Kill them all."
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Aug 6, 2015 17:59
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"Dead gay, so what?"
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Aug 6, 2015 18:13
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 "Honey, have you taken out any israeli olympics teams lately?
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Aug 6, 2015 18:23
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"You should see the other guy!"
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Aug 6, 2015 18:45
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"I've heard of having your phone blow up, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 6, 2015 18:57
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"I still have a land line in 2015, this is better than I deserve."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:01
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"It's for you."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:05
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I've heard about soaking the witness but this is ridiculous
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Aug 6, 2015 19:09
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Mr. Horrible posted:
holy hell you're right, it's not even a cordless handset 
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Aug 6, 2015 19:10
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How does my pee taste?
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Aug 6, 2015 19:18
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"Millenials."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:20
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"Rest in Piss."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:21
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"There goes the neighborhood."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:27
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"He died as he lived. Texting while driving."
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Aug 6, 2015 19:32
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"It's the cactus. I'd recognize that prick anywhere."
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Aug 6, 2015 23:20
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I hate Mondays
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Aug 7, 2015 00:04
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 "How does this hack prick call himself a cartoonist when he can't draw more than the same two people over and over?"
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Aug 7, 2015 00:10
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 "There's one in every office.."
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Aug 7, 2015 00:15
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Bruce Kison posted:
Zanzibar Ham posted:"He died as he lived. Texting while driving." 
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Aug 7, 2015 00:50
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The new Metal Gear Solid game is looking pretty awesome. e: not intended to be a caption, just wanted to let everyone know.
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Aug 7, 2015 00:50
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Applewhite posted:
"New thing good?" "No, new thing actually bad."
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Aug 7, 2015 00:50
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This painting looks nothing like me.
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Aug 7, 2015 01:28
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"I've heard of a killer app, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 7, 2015 01:43
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"I've heard of a nest egg before, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 7, 2015 01:44
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"I've heard of shish kebab, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 7, 2015 01:46
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"I've heard of rounding up the usual suspects, but this is ridiculous! No, seriously, this is ridiculous. None of these people could remotely be confused with one another. You've got a potted plant up there, a potted plant! Is this some kind of joke? Are you even a real police officer?"
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Aug 7, 2015 01:48
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 "Your butt medicine is ready!"
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Aug 7, 2015 01:50
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oh man this thread took a dive but now it's back on top. well done, OP
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Aug 7, 2015 02:36
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 "Ha that's cute, but it's too late -- you're both sentenced to death by lethal injection."
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Aug 7, 2015 02:43
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 "WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKKKK"
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Aug 7, 2015 02:43
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 "My God... you're disgusting"
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 "I mounted them all in more ways than one, if you know what I mean."
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