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pentyne posted:Could just be how he rationalizes what he did. Once you've pulled that trigger it's become a fundamental part of you and maybe the only way he can cope with it is to wholeheartedly defend the concept and use. Not again, jesus christ
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Aug 6, 2015 21:37
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My clairvoyance works both ways. Although I did leave out the parts about The Barbarous Japanese
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Guys, I don't think that Charles Barkley was justified in dropping the Chaos Dunk.
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This derail is a war crime
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Do you guys think a hot dog is a sandwich?
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I believe in you, Steven!
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Bell time The first we clearly see Blair in this book. Fellow walking behind him is Mandelson, who will be in and out of government office a lot  Yeah, that last line is a real quote, oddly enough.  The meltiest Rambo, and song lyrics!  Down in the left corner we see Mandelson, a dog as the minister of transportation (I think? I didn't notice him at first and forgot to look him up), and good ol' Gordon brown. Also forgot who the woman is but she'll show up later. Shadowed Bacon fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Aug 6, 2015 |
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Aug 6, 2015 21:41
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*welds weather vane to bomb casing of Fat Man* Heh heh eheehhhhh he heh
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i vote pentyne for worst politoons poster in the next gay abortions
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So, I did a thing. While I maintain that I was not in fact the one whom originally brought up the DASGDC thing to our favorite crazy veggie, I thought it was too good of a setup to resist, and while I'm too shy to touch any poop, I do have a thing that should someone decide they want to possibly trigger some hilarity. I spent  Alnilam? Wanna give her a poke as a fellow vegetarian afraid of what sort of message she's sending? 
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(THUMB DRIVE) -----> This is highly exploitable.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:i vote pentyne for worst politoons poster in the next gay abortions success
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We cannot see the alternate universe where the bombs weren't dropped. They had a reason to do it, it may have been wrong. That's the most you can say.
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Aug 6, 2015 21:44
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The Planned Parenthood videos are biohazard waste and should be treated as such. A good cartoon.
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ikanreed posted:We cannot see the alternate universe where the bombs weren't dropped. 
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Not My Leg posted:
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Aug 6, 2015 21:49
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Excellent, but should have had Hiroshima flash behind him so we could have come full circle
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So how long do most Americans' earning increases have to be stagnant for that lifts all boats bullshit to be recognized for what it is?
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xthetenth posted:So how long do most Americans' earning increases have to be stagnant for that lifts all boats bullshit to be recognized for what it is? So far, more than 45 years.
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Aug 6, 2015 21:57
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
Wait, if Jan is pro-choice, then what problem could she possibly have with PP selling fetal tissue? "It's okay to abort fetuses, but selling them is wrong!" Is she under the impression that the fetuses would otherwise get proper burials (rather than being thrown in the garbage as medical waste)? Is she an ardent socialist who believes that all buying and selling is wrong, no matter the circumstance? (If so, why did she get incredibly turned on when her husband announced he'd made a million dollars off an app he'd developed, instead of being outraged?) The PP "scandal" is only outrageous if you believe that all products of conception have the same status as a born baby. Otherwise, why would you care what happens to them? If anything, you'd be happy that they were being put to good use.
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xthetenth posted:So how long do most Americans' earning increases have to be stagnant for that lifts all boats bullshit to be recognized for what it is? A rising tide lifts all boats. If you don't happen to have a boat though a rising tide just floods your belongings, leaves you underwater and eventually drowns you after you grow weak and tired from treading water for decades. A good metaphor.
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
And yet, he somehow connects with a lot of wingnuts. Why do you think that is, Allie? Why do you think a boorish, racist rear end in a top hat has a lot of appeal for conservatives? C'mon, Eric, I know you can do it. Fire those neurons, lil' buddy.
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Shadowed Bacon posted:
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
I'm a conservative. I believe in limited government and that the deserving and skilled will rise to the top. Uh oh. The frontrunner for my party's nomination! He is a rich racist who is disrespecting a military hero! Into the memory hole with you!
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D.N. Nation posted:And yet, he somehow connects with a lot of wingnuts. Why do you think that is, Allie? Why do you think a boorish, racist rear end in a top hat has a lot of appeal for conservatives? C'mon, Eric, I know you can do it. Fire those neurons, lil' buddy.
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Kakairo posted:The dog looks like John Prescott, Blair's #2 throughout his time in office. That's the guy! In the cartoons he will be referred to as "minster of walkies".
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Aug 6, 2015 22:14
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Shadowed Bacon posted:
It's probably Clare Short. If not, it's Ann Taylor, Harriet Harman or Margaret Beckett. I'll be able to guess better when she shows up later.
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Aug 6, 2015 22:25
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
Throwing Ross Perot in there in a desperate bid to make insane candidates a non-partisan issue. Okay.
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FaradayCage posted:Throwing Ross Perot in there in a desperate bid to make insane candidates a non-partisan issue. Bernie Sanders doesn't cut it anymore?
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Shadowed Bacon posted:Down in the left corner we see Mandelson, a dog as the minister of transportation (I think? I didn't notice him at first and forgot to look him up), and good ol' Gordon brown. Also forgot who the woman is but she'll show up later. John Prescott's the dog. I guess because he's a bit of a hard-arse, and very jowly. Harriet Harman is the woman, Bell describes drawing her as essentially creating a rounded square with eyes at the top corners and you're done.
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Karl Rove posted:How does Allie get away with this when Trump is clearly leading the polls for the Republicans? Is he in open denial of that as well? Conservatives who know Trump is insane but won't publicly admit their fellows are in love with the moron either don't bring it up at all, or settle for some sort of smarmy "well, he might be a bit of a firebrand, but he makes some good points..." response. This isn't even his usual willful density, this is straight-up throwing your fellow conservatives under a bus. To be fair to Allie (oh God, in two days I have typed "to be fair to Allie" and "to be fair to Andy [Schlafley]"), people can lead the primary polls at this point and still end up firmly in the "forgotten candidates" hole. At this time in 2011, Rick Perry led the Republican nominees, this time he didn't make the first debate. By mid October, Herman Cain had taken the lead. I don't think he's even running. By December, Gingrich opened up a 10 point lead on Romney - again, not running. Even Rick Santorum led briefly in February, and then failed to make the debates this time around. Of course, last time around had an interesting "anybody but Romney" dynamic where the GOP electorate would flirt with a "not Romney" candidate for about a month and then kick them aside and give some other "not Romney" a chance. Still, there's an argument to be made that Trump is basically the same thing this time around, he's "not Jeb" and in a month or so he'll fall back to the pack and we'll give another "not Jeb" a try. The fear for the GOP is that Trump isn't "not Romney" in this cycle, he's Romney.
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I missed all the hand-wringing? Aww  Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
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Oh, I'm certain Trump is going to get dropped like a sack of garbage soon enough. It's just funny to see Allie calling it ahead of time rather than toeing the party line and doing what conservative pundits normally do: push how awesome the candidate de jour is up and until the moment they crash and burn, before moving on to the next without a hint of self-awareness or reflection.
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WarpedNaba posted:He wasted four strips on 'No True Scotsman'. While simultaneously acknowledging that he's leading the polls. Whoops! I don't see any form of No True Scotsman in these comics?
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