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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I also originally saw utensils. I have no idea why

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dexter6
Sep 22, 2003
Saw this one in the wild. It looks like a smiling butthole to me.

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ChairmanMeow posted:

I also originally saw utensils. I have no idea why

Yeah, I never woulda seen that. I saw forks, and then later two square holes for poo poo to leak out of.

I missed a great opportunity to get a tasteless tattoo photo a couple weeks ago. Some guy had a poorly-drawn Lincoln Motor Company logo, >, and then the Mitsubishi logo.

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NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

dexter6 posted:

Saw this one in the wild. It looks like a smiling butthole to me.



all buttholes are smiling


























makes u think

Corley
Feb 2, 2010


Ugh

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

dexter6 posted:

Saw this one in the wild. It looks like a smiling butthole to me.



Because of the circular cursive nonsense I assumed this was LOTR related, but then I noticed it was at least partially English.

Today is a gift you... lks jasdkfi ... tomorrow is ajwiefafj sdjfksdf :cthulhu:

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

Zaphod42 posted:

Because of the circular cursive nonsense I assumed this was LOTR related, but then I noticed it was at least partially English.

Today is a gift you... lks jasdkfi ... tomorrow is ajwiefafj sdjfksdf :cthulhu:

Today is a gift, yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Edmund Honda posted:

Today is a gift, yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery

Isn't the gift supposed to be the present..

Cpt Thorne
Apr 13, 2009

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

all buttholes are smiling


























makes u think

a giftyoura rgar suouy belsrus.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



I have a strong desire to buy a cheese grater.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Inzombiac posted:

I have a strong desire to buy a cheese grater.

Standard vegetable peeler should be fine

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Edmund Honda posted:

Today is a gift, yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery

It's supposed to be "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why they call it the present."

So embarrassed that I know this lovely, banal saying.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's supposed to be "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; that's why they call it the present."

So embarrassed that I know this lovely, banal saying.

Isn't that a line from King foo panda?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


A whole gallery of ugh, even. This was posted in the idiots on social media thread.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/feel-better-about-it#.clPqANj6a

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Link to said thread?

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

ICHIBAHN posted:

Link to said thread?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3683320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

POLICE CAR AUCTION
Dec 1, 2003

I'm not a princess




Those lines (and everything else) :stare:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



This would make a barely passable mashup tee-shirt, but a tattoo??

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I think we've reached peak nerd tattoo right here.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I hate the composition of this picture, because it sucks. But I love it because I want to believe that this guy is a maniac and this is a picture of three severed limbs that he tattooed before cutting them off. Like there's just a pile of arms and legs in the back of this guys scratcher studio/kitchen

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

all buttholes are smiling

Or winking.

Pyro Fox
Aug 22, 2013

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I.C.P. - Insane Clown Pumpkins

Fuckin tattoo guns, how do they work?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




:cripes:

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

I absolutely love the pre-defense of "WELL IT'S NOT DONE YET, BUT..." its the go-to thing that's in every one of the facebook posts by the person who did these.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Pop culture thing + pop culture thing mash-ups make for passable t-shirts. Do people not know that t-shirts exist? Maybe they just want to be wearing a medicore t-shirt all the time.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

OldMemes posted:

Pop culture thing + pop culture thing mash-ups make for passable t-shirts. Do people not know that t-shirts exist? Maybe they just want to be wearing a medicore t-shirt all the time.

Pretty sure that's just a direct lift from a Fallout perk.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



OldMemes posted:

Pop culture thing + pop culture thing mash-ups make for passable t-shirts. Do people not know that t-shirts exist? Maybe they just want to be wearing a medicore t-shirt all the time.

What exactly do you think this is a tattoo of?

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Lord Frisk posted:

What exactly do you think this is a tattoo of?

It's the Black Widow perk from Fallout, but she's dressed as Black Widow from Marvel Comics. The original image just has her in a vault suit.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

That's quite the fetish pileup. Stigmatophilia, Emetophilia, and... I don't even know what paraphilia the Ponies fall under.

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature
Pedophilia

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


OldMemes posted:

It's the Black Widow perk from Fallout, but she's dressed as Black Widow from Marvel Comics. The original image just has her in a vault suit.

:eng101: It's the Black Widow and Arizona Killer Perk fused together with a tiny dash of the Marvel Black Widow. It's really, really dumb.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Skippy McPants posted:

That's quite the fetish pileup. Stigmatophilia, Emetophilia, and... I don't even know what paraphilia the Ponies fall under.

Pedophilia

Edit: poo poo, I didn't refresh.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Took me a good minute to figure this one out.



Burning Bright

Please stop wasting really good artists' time with text tattoos :(

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

fullroundaction posted:

Took me a good minute to figure this one out.



Burning Bright

Please stop wasting really good artists' time with text tattoos :(

Priming from seeing the earlier tattoos on this page had me seeing Bazinga Biotch.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Is that an open can of corn on the lower left?

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

fullroundaction posted:

Took me a good minute to figure this one out.



Burning Bright

Please stop wasting really good artists' time with text tattoos :(

Bobby Lockhart did another one in like 9 different fonts, which made me really angry.

https://instagram.com/p/x7gdAFvM-G/?taken-by=elmulero

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Latawnya the Naughty Horse 3, looking good

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