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What will the Nightly Show be like?
This poll is closed.
A news parody, like the Daily Show 15 13.27%
A pundit satire, like the Colbert Report 7 6.19%
Something else entirely 91 80.53%
Total: 113 votes
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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yessssssssssss

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don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004
So, does Colbert bestow immortality on Jon?

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
And the main event.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Best for last

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Look at that magnificent man. :allears:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

COLBERT!

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
Ahahahahah LOTR of course

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Stephen Colbert yes thanks

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I love Colbert so much.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Your Sam.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh God why couldn't Stephen have taken over the show.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
What a dork

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
gently caress I'm going to miss these two shows, and yes I miss the Colbert Report again BIG TIME

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
This is the best thing

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

berserker posted:

gently caress I'm going to miss these two shows, and yes I miss the Colbert Report again BIG TIME

Same

RembrandtQEinstein
Jul 1, 2009

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.
Colberet :911:

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Oh man

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
:unsmith:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
drat this is making John uncomfortable

TURD MINER - dung lung

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Aww poo poo Colbert's getting earnest and this is really sweet.

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?
An Appalachian Turd Miner

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'd be back in those hills mining turds!

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
This is amazing. edit: there it is, tears a flowin

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

This is amazing. :unsmith:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
And then "son of a turd miner."

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I'm gonna cry

bondster
May 6, 2007

:unsmith:

This is wonderful.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
this is what i needed after the debates :unsmith:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
That's quite a beautiful segment.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Wow. That was amazing.

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
T_T

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I need a gif of the group hug

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Tatum Girlparts posted:

this is what i needed after the debates :unsmith:

Oh god I didn't watch the debates....how'd they go?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I'd be back in those hills mining turds!

With a case of turd-lung

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

fart blood posted:

Oh god I didn't watch the debates....how'd they go?

Donald Trump dunked all over everyone. Then they asked people what God told them about being president.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

That was wonderful.

What are they going to do for the rest of the show?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I was kinda hoping they wouldn't cut to commercial. And just watch the group hug continue. With some sort of pun of maybe a commercial ticker across the bottom. Then them all prepping for a return and being surprised that we all got to watch their antics.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

fart blood posted:

Oh god I didn't watch the debates....how'd they go?

Let me put it this way. Trump won and Fox is angrily trying to bury that fact

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Rhonne posted:

That was wonderful.

What are they going to do for the rest of the show?

The boss

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berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
That was like the last day of camp with everyone saying goodbye to the Camp Director and telling him how awesome summer was while they all cry

:unsmith:

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