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Sharks Eat Bear posted:
Mr. Hands, I presume?
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 "Hand me the keys you loving cock sucker"
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 "...ahaha whew. I'm very sorry about that outburst. I was just coming in to tell you that you're positive when it struck me -- 'cowlipers!'."
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Aug 7, 2015 05:32
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 "... well, don't moo that."
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Aug 7, 2015 06:07
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 "There's just one trophy my collection is missing...hold still for a second, Murray."
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Aug 7, 2015 08:26
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"It's not Optimus, but it'll have to do."
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Aug 7, 2015 10:51
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 "Thanks Obama."
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Aug 7, 2015 11:38
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"This reminds me, did you watch Trump in the debates last night?"
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Aug 7, 2015 11:41
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 "Mr. Aatrek, the terms of your parole apply to schools of any kind."
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Aug 7, 2015 11:48
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 "I've heard of mandated health care, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 7, 2015 12:17
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 "Well this is another fine mess you've gotten me into."
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Aug 7, 2015 13:28
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 do you really expect me to believe that of all the places I could have volunteered at, you just randomly came up with the blind giants' needlework club?
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Aug 7, 2015 14:37
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"I've heard of 'food deserts' but this is ridicarrghoh god I'm having a heat stroke"
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Aug 7, 2015 14:56
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"When do we get to the loving Point?!"
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Aug 7, 2015 15:24
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'My god... you're disgusting.'
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Aug 7, 2015 15:25
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 "Mr Andrews, in light of the fact that this is your second offense of this nature, I am handing down the maximum sentence with no chance of parole"
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Aug 7, 2015 17:13
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"Our lives are so easy that we have to manufacture ridiculous imaginary scenarios before we can picture ourselves actually suffering. ISIS is right, death to America."
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Aug 7, 2015 18:37
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"You suck at lancing boils."
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Aug 7, 2015 18:39
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Fogle, but that brand of hot tub simply won't travel back in time to before you molested those girls. Now please, for the love of God, put your shorts back on."
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Aug 7, 2015 18:43
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"... except they invoke the Prime Directive so selectively. Like sometimes they'll encounter a world that's been contaminated by contact with a person from a post-warp civilization, and they act like they can't actually do anything besides remove the offender. Bread and Circuses is a great example. But, like, then in Piece of the Action you see them actually round up all the leaders and force them..."
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Aug 7, 2015 18:49
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"If we are in the middle of nowhere, who exactly is maintaining this F-post pristine?"
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Aug 7, 2015 18:52
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Mr. Horrible posted:
Have you been talking to my wife?
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Aug 7, 2015 19:04
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Mr. Horrible posted:
heehehehe
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Aug 7, 2015 19:10
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"J'accuse!"
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Aug 7, 2015 19:31
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Zanzibar Ham posted:"J'accuse!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA
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Aug 7, 2015 19:59
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Mr. Horrible posted:
Fixed that for you.
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Aug 7, 2015 23:02
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The Saurus posted:"Hi Hermione, I hosed up and cast the tiny self spell. How do I turn him back into nothingness, destroying all his hopes and dreams and desires so that Uncle Dursley doesn't lock me in the cupboard again" christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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Aug 7, 2015 23:29
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 "Well, I'll take what I can get. Assume the position."
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Aug 7, 2015 23:54
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"How could this even happen? I mean, we know for a fact we didn't park in the desert, so why would we walk what is at least several miles into one in search of a car we know to be only a few yards from the grocery store?"
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Aug 8, 2015 00:05
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 "Jerry! New intro for your next eighty shows: 'What's up with monsters climbing buildings, anyway?' "
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Aug 8, 2015 00:30
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"I've heard of being an rear end in a top hat, but christ this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 8, 2015 03:36
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"We don't hire dirty centaurs."
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Aug 8, 2015 07:15
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 "F...F... gently caress it!"
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Aug 8, 2015 08:53
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.random posted:Fixed that for you. 
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Aug 8, 2015 18:07
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"You can caw, you can caw, you can caw! You're brave now motherfucker! Throw his rear end out! He's a raven! He's a raven! He's a raven! A raven! Look there's a raven!"
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Aug 8, 2015 18:09
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Mahoning posted:"You can caw, you can caw, you can caw! You're brave now motherfucker! Throw his rear end out! He's a raven! He's a raven! He's a raven! A raven! Look there's a raven!" Seeing Jerry Senegal go on Lorikeet to defend this clown was one of the most awkward things I've ever seen.
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Aug 8, 2015 18:46
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"This situation is so absurd that even simply calling attention to it would qualify as a decent caption."
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Aug 9, 2015 00:37
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 "Dude, I think we got ripped off on those shrooms. Are you seeing anything yet?"
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Aug 9, 2015 01:22
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:
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"I HAM sorry, but you're gonna be BACON in hell for eternity, Mr Goldstein."
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