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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Josh Lyman posted:

I don't get this :(

You would if you worked at HP

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

HP was a company with ~130k employees, she laid off 30k people during her tenure as ceo

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

The Nastier Nate posted:

Rubio clearly did his homework. He clearly checked off all his talking points without saying anything too stupid, looking presidential, and not even needing a drink of water on camera.


Kasich I think will get a bump from playing the adult in the room, which should be enough to get him to the next 2 or 3 debates. In a general election, he would probably do the best against Hillary, with the bonus of winning Ohio, which of course means he has no chance of winning the nomination, but Fox certainly wouldn't mind giving him a little extra air time for that.

If I had to pick a winner last night it would be Trump obviously. My only complaint about him was he didn't go as far as he should have. He could have done more with his "Mr Trump why do you love democrats LOL!!?" question and said straight out "I'm a billionare and I buy politicians. The only one who can afford to buy me is a trillionare!".

He nailed it with "Atlantic City sucks now, I got out while the gettin was good", and that was all after his opening tirade refusing to promise to support the nominee and run 3rd party. Was that a new question for this year aimed squarely at Trump, did they ask it 4 or 8 years ago? The Trump luxury cruise is no where near sinking, no matter what Frank Lutz tells us.

Let's remember that 10 minutes after the debate ended, everyone forgets about 95% of what was said and whats retained is the showmanship, confidence and snappy one liners. (Which I think Huckabee gets the gold star for his fake-out Hillary burn).

He practically did.

I feel like he missed an opportunity there. I think he rambled and ran out of time, but it felt like he was gearing up to say something like "Yeah I donate to politicians and they give me stuff back. That's how politics works. These fuckers here are all bankrolled by billionaires. But I'm so rich I don't need anyone's money. Who would you trust more?" But he never really got past the first part, so it just became "I'm corrupt" without the "..but they're more corrupt."

I will say his deflection of "what favour did Clinton give you?" with "she came to my wedding" was masterful though.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Joementum posted:

Much like Mitt Romney, she likes firing people.
For some reason, all I thought about was her height. "Head count" = employees didn't even enter my mind.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Alter Ego posted:

The funniest outcome of this whole farce would be this:

1) Sanders upsets Clinton in the primaries
2) Trump runs independent against Bush/Walker/Rubio as GOP nominee
3) President Sanders, self-declared socialist, every Republican in Congress dies of massive anger stroke

It's a long shot but I have so much hope in my heart for this. It would be the most perfect thing that has ever happened.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
To the surprise of nobody, birther site WND is on the Trumpwagon.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Joementum posted:

An experiment by the Scott Walker campaign.

Hypothesis: dramatic music can make Scott Walker interesting.

Methodology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8d0DWKRi5I

Conclusions: nope.

It needs the correct music; the Star Wars Imperial March.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Megyn seemed pretty pissed when people cheered that Rosie O'Donnel remark.

I have to admit when I watched that clip I found it rather curious and mildly dissapointed that a crowd of adults would cheer and physically roll in their chairs laughing at remarks that one would hear in an elementary school playground. Really says a lot about the GOP crowd when you hear a response like that.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Joementum posted:

An experiment by the Scott Walker campaign.

Hypothesis: dramatic music can make Scott Walker interesting.

Methodology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8d0DWKRi5I

Conclusions: nope.

He sounds like a man trying very hard not to do a Mayor Quimby impersonation.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Agrajag posted:

I have to admit when I watched that clip I found it rather curious and mildly dissapointed that a crowd of adults would cheer and physically roll in their chairs laughing at remarks that one would hear in an elementary school playground. Really says a lot about the GOP crowd when you hear a response like that.
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Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Agrajag posted:

I have to admit when I watched that clip I found it rather curious and mildly dissapointed that a crowd of adults would cheer and physically roll in their chairs laughing at remarks that one would hear in an elementary school playground. Really says a lot about the GOP crowd when you hear a response like that.

This is megyn kellys punishment

Oh and hey did I totally imagine it or did trump say he wants to eliminate states so that business is easier while also building a wall to keep out Mexicans (I'm assuming the Mexicans will build it as well)

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
I don't know how representative they are of the GOP primary masses, but gauging the crowd I run with, Rubio and Fiorina will be the big movers, and take away support from Bush and Walker.

Trump will emerge literally unscathed and still poll between 20 and 30%.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I'm fairly confident that Rubio is gonna be the establishment pick at this point based on the way Fox talked about him with Fiorina or an extra crazy as running mate

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
POLITICO predictably jumps on board the "Trump lost the debate!" bandwagon the GOP elites are trying to push.

It really is fascinating to watch the right-wing establishment media try to take down a right-wing populist insurgent candidate like this. Wonder what'll happen if Trump's poll numbers end up staying the same, or even go up as a result of this.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

I'm fairly confident that Rubio is gonna be the establishment pick at this point based on the way Fox talked about him with Fiorina or an extra crazy as running mate

Yeah, the article I just cited also declares Rubio as one of the "winners" in the debate. (Even though I can't remember a single noteworthy thing he said.)

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Watching Trump win the GOP nomination will mean that I can die happy. America the golf course. :gizz:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Alter Ego posted:

The funniest outcome of this whole farce would be this:

1) Sanders upsets Clinton in the primaries
2) Trump runs independent against Bush/Walker/Rubio as GOP nominee
3) President Sanders, self-declared socialist, every Republican in Congress dies of massive anger stroke

I would personally sacrifice any number of kittens, puppies, and baby owls to any god, demon, or genie that promised me this outcome in its entirety.


Alter Ego posted:

If this happens the convention would become primo watch material.

It will not happen.

Someone in this or another thread once said something like "the most hilarious outcome would be a brokered convention with Trump as the kingmaker" and I agree wholeheartedly.

The phrase "brokered convention" itself is deeply amusing to me in no small part to the spinal chills it must give to so many people.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Pinterest Mom posted:

HP was a company with ~130k employees, she laid off 30k people during her tenure as ceo

The best part is that the market valued her leadership at roughly negative 3bn dollars. The value of the company's stock went up by literally 3bn in one day after she left.

http://money.cnn.com/2005/02/09/technology/hp_fiorina/index.htm

If she can bring that kind of value to HP imagine what she could bring to the US federal government!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Ignite Memories posted:

It's a long shot but I have so much hope in my heart for this. It would be the most perfect thing that has ever happened.

Now begins 8 years of (actual) socialist darkness :getin:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

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"This was more of an inquisition than it was a debate... At the end of the day, ask the man a question that explains his position and his solutions rather than a ten-minute question that describes him as the biggest bastard on the planet"

--Lindsey Graham

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Any momentum on the "Trump is a liberal plant to kill the GOP" theory lately?

I heard on Maddow he apparently spoke with Bill Clinton before running. :tinfoil:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
drudgereport has Trump as the clear winner at 45.5%, runners up were Cruz with 14%, Rubio with 10%, and Carson with 9%.

I'd link, but gently caress that cesspool site.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

NotWearingPants posted:

drudgereport has Trump as the clear winner at 45.5%, runners up were Cruz with 14%, Rubio with 10%, and Carson with 9%.

I'd link, but gently caress that cesspool site.
I mean I think the 2nd place thing is going to be largely based on who is asking / who their audience is but Cruz and Carson seemed pretty loving bad to me.

bobtheconqueror
May 10, 2005

Neeksy posted:

More like the other kids went online and got a bunch of wealthy pedophiles to buy expensive soapbox cars, too.

You're right. I hosed up the analogy. It's a soapbox race, wherein the kids are supposed to make their own, but all the parents secretly help out. Little orphan Scotty Walker's got the Koch brothers helping him out. Donald Trump is himself, using a lack of formal rules to get into the race, driving a sports car. He's the bad guy, but since all of these kids are shitheads, it's oddly fun to watch.

Oddly enough, if the Republican establishment has actually accepted the idea of billionaire puppeteers picking and endorsing candidates as kind of an unofficial rule of the modern party, I can totally understand why they look at Trump as almost a villainous presence. He really does break their rules; their culture of appearing like a legitimate democratic process while really being a bunch of bullshit. Having Fox News try to go full propaganda mode to try to realign the race and take him down and have it not loving work must be really disturbing for the head honchos.

I know Obama had a bit of establishment support in his '08 run, but was there this kind of response from the DNC back when he was still picking up steam against Hillary? I mean, I know the media has had a hard time envisioning Bernie as a legit candidate, and I don't really blame them. I don't think, going into things, even Bernie Sanders considered himself legitimate in the "might actually win" sense, but in comparison the RNC's behavior in response to Trump's insurgency seems to be brazenly undemocratic, and kind of shows their hand in the whole process. Maybe it's just because this is really close to the straw that schisms the Right's back, so their in kind of a panic mode trying to reign him in or remove him.

bobtheconqueror fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Aug 7, 2015

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

NotWearingPants posted:

Carson is by far the smartest one on that stage, right? Head of neurosurgery at John Hopkins? I guess he's some kind of idiot savant though.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

You think I'm joking when I say "chemo brain", but I'm convinced that the chemo hosed him up

You know, just because someone disagrees with you on a political issue doesn't make them an idiot!

Also it's pretty disgusting to throw any minority that doesn't agree with you 100% under the bus. Shows how little you actually care about minorities if they happen disagree with you on a policy point.

Like honestly how do you function in the real world with such attitudes. After college you actually have to interact with people outside of an echo chamber.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

tsa posted:

You know, just because someone disagrees with you on a political issue doesn't make them an idiot!

That's true. Independently, Ben Carson is an idiot.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Is there a place to see the debate in its entirety? All I'm finding on youtube are small clips.

I want to experience the amateur-hour first 10 minutes. :saddowns:

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

To be fair the focus groups were complete bullshit though.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Nonsense posted:

Trump is gonna run independent.

After that attempt at a public execution by Fox, I am so sure of this. Where can I bet on Trump running as a 3rd party?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

bobtheconqueror posted:

You're right. I hosed up the analogy. It's a soapbox race, wherein the kids are supposed to make their own, but all the parents secretly help out. Little orphan Scotty Walker's got the Koch brothers helping him out. Donald Trump is himself, using a lack of formal rules to get into the race, driving a sports car. He's the bad guy, but since all of these kids are shitheads, it's oddly fun to watch.

Oddly enough, if the Republican establishment has actually accepted the idea of billionaire puppeteers picking and endorsing candidates as kind of an unofficial rule of the modern party, I can totally understand why they look at Trump as almost a villainous presence. He really does break their rules; their culture of appearing like a legitimate democratic process while really being a bunch of bullshit. Having Fox News try to go full propaganda mode to try to realign the race and take him down, and have it not loving work, must be really disturbing for the head honchos.

In American politics, trump is the heroic outsider who shakes up the status quo. This is why everything is terrible.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

tsa posted:

To be fair the focus groups were complete bullshit though.

Frank Luntz is kind of a slob, he's right about that. I was hypnotized by his ill fitting jacket sleeves, shirt collar, and half done tie. You're on national television guy, you look like a teenager who borrowed clothes from daddy's closet

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




This is loving beautiful.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

tsa posted:

Also it's pretty disgusting to throw any minority that doesn't agree with you 100% under the bus. Shows how little you actually care about minorities if they happen disagree with you on a policy point.

quote:

Cut every agency spending by 10%, with no exceptions.

quote:

Rome's decline began with immoral lifestyle; like in America.

quote:

5-year federal hiring freeze, to decrease size of government.

quote:

ObamaCare is the worst thing since slavery.

quote:

God says tithe at 10%; no triple tithe for bumper crops.

These aren't just policy disagreements, the man has a fundamental misunderstanding of basic policy issues.

We can keep going.

quote:

“Because 9/11 is an isolated incident. Things that are isolated issues as opposed to things that fundamentally change the United Sates of America and shift power from the people to the government. That is a huge shift. You have to take a long-term look at something that fundamentally changes the power structure of America.” - Carson claiming that “Obamacare” is worse than 9/11

quote:

2. “I mean, [America is] very much like Nazi Germany. And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe.”
~Ben Carson, telling Breitbart News how America is like Nazi Germany because of liberals, March 2014.

quote:

7. “Certainly there’s the potential because you have to recognize that we have a rapidly increasing national debt, a very unstable financial foundation, and you have all these things going on like the ISIS crisis that could very rapidly change things that are going on in our nation. And unless we begin to deal with these things in a comprehensive way and in a logical way there is no telling what could happen in just a couple of years.”
~Ben Carson, telling Fox News that President Obama might declare martial law and cancel the 2016 Election so he can continue being president, September 2014.

quote:

8. “I think most people when they finish that course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.”
~Ben Carson, claiming the AP History curriculum will cause students who learn about civil disobedience in this country to join a violent terrorist group, September 2014.

AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Aug 7, 2015

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Is there a popularity cut-off for the DNC debates? Is it just going to be Bernie versus Hillary based on current data?

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

District Selectman posted:

Frank Luntz is kind of a slob, he's right about that. I was hypnotized by his ill fitting jacket sleeves, shirt collar, and half done tie. You're on national television guy, you look like a teenager who borrowed clothes from daddy's closet

Besides that it was an obvious hit job, although those sorts of groups are useless in general because what people say/think when the camera is on them in a group setting is completely different than what they actually think. You can even see this when a lot of hands go up, inevitably 2 or 3 people will raise their hands a second later to 'join the crowd'.

PrBacterio posted:

So are there any post-debate poll results in yet? Watching the debate I honestly couldn't tell if it was going to help or hurt Trump in this world where nothing seems to faze his popularity. In a sane world this debate should have utterly sunk him but it's become pretty clear now that that's not the world we live in ...

Accurate results take a couple days and in general the real effects take a week at least to settle in as the narratives form.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

gradenko_2000 posted:

Is there a popularity cut-off for the DNC debates? Is it just going to be Bernie versus Hillary based on current data?

1%. O'Malley should make it in.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Fox has forever tried to sell that a politician is good when they are a business man, an outsider, not afraid to 'speak the truth,' and tough on his critics. In reality, they just want whoever the Kochs or whoever is paying the bills wants. Trump is literally their perfect 'politician,' independent of the Koch brothers payroll.

It's like watching their bullshit narrative blow up in their face and its just magical to watch.

Bread Set Jettison fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Aug 7, 2015

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

gradenko_2000 posted:

Is there a popularity cut-off for the DNC debates? Is it just going to be Bernie versus Hillary based on current data?

I think I heard a 1% threshold mentioned.

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

These aren't just policy disagreements, the man has a fundamental misunderstanding of basic policy issues.

Guess what, they are saying the same thing as you. But you're "right" though, so don't worry your little head about it!

gradenko_2000 posted:

Is there a popularity cut-off for the DNC debates? Is it just going to be Bernie versus Hillary based on current data?

Probably not, beyond keeping out complete no-names.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Powered Descent posted:

Is there a place to see the debate in its entirety? All I'm finding on youtube are small clips.

I want to experience the amateur-hour first 10 minutes. :saddowns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbCwc4d71eQ

Doesn't have all of the pregame though

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
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tsa posted:


Like honestly how do you function in the real world with such attitudes. After college you actually have to interact with people outside of an echo chamber.

Not in Mom's basement you don't!

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