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Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I kinda wish the brushes autofired if you held the button down cause that poo poo isn't good for the joints

oopsie rock
Oct 12, 2012

LethalGeek posted:

I kinda wish the brushes autofired if you held the button down cause that poo poo isn't good for the joints

They'd be a bit overpowered if there was autofire.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord


The sass is so real.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012


Lol.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

oopsie rock posted:

They'd be a bit overpowered if there was autofire.

Do it the shmup way where you autofire but at a slower rate than if you did it manually

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Anyone feel like squad battling for a bit?

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Do names that are available to host look differentin the list or do I just need to know who has formed a squad?

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

oopsie rock posted:

They'd be a bit overpowered if there was autofire.

I bet someone has hacked their game-pad to add an auto-fire button, it wouldn't be too difficult to do with electronics hobbyist tools and knowledge

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I wish they would intermingle the Squad Battle matchmakers with Ranked. The wait times for games is getting kinda long now.

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

SeANMcBAY posted:

I wish they would intermingle the Squad Battle matchmakers with Ranked. The wait times for games is getting kinda long now.

No this would be terrible, it'd ruin ranked non-squad battles. an organized squad using voice chat and teamwork would destroy a rag-tag group of randos.

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

Barnyard Protein posted:

No this would be terrible, it'd ruin ranked non-squad battles. an organized squad using voice chat and teamwork would destroy a rag-tag group of randos.

But that's the best reason to group up as a squad!

They should at least let normal Ranked players take the empty space alongside a 3-man squad when they go up against a 4-man squad.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend


I think it is a case of terrible team though when your rollers are constantly getting 200 points and 0/11 deaths :v:

I'm pretty much that comic but a more mild version because I'm bad too. I throw myself into the jaws of death while trying to drag everyone else with me but at least I'm actually trying to do the objective.

Cabbagepots posted:

Also I just found out that by joining Team Hotdog I'm going to be teamed up with Steven Universe fanboys :suicide:

Little kids are going to draw their favorite cartoon no matter what, we already learned this back in cats vs dogs where most drawings were just that dog from adventure time over and over again.

That and some people just want easy Yeah's! for whatever reason so they try to reference what's popular at the moment.

ThisIsACoolGuy fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 7, 2015

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Barnyard Protein posted:

No this would be terrible, it'd ruin ranked non-squad battles. an organized squad using voice chat and teamwork would destroy a rag-tag group of randos.

Still better then getting kicked out of the lobby because there weren't enough players.:(

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all

Holy poo poo I'm dying

Star Guarded
Feb 10, 2008

My goal is to three-slot all the gear then reroll all of them until they're three-slotted with their brand-specific common sub-upgrade

I will never stop playing this game

Akarshi
Apr 23, 2011

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Anyone feel like squad battling for a bit?

I'm down! NNID: nukedeggs.

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013

I'm late to the Splatoon party. Level 17, decided to try out the Splattershot Jr. after fumbling around with the carbon roller for awhile and it feels almost stupidly broken how aggressive I can be with this thing. It covers the ground well, Good rate of fire, and the bubbler lets me just walk into enemy territory sometimes... Or maybe the weapon has subtlety taught me to stop being a baby and go into fights that I can win whilst teaching me how to aim a regular gun using these controls in a forgiving way... Or it's stupidly OP which would explain why my last game, all of my team mates were using this weapon. (We lost btw)

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

i get the ref

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Night Blade posted:

I'm late to the Splatoon party. Level 17, decided to try out the Splattershot Jr. after fumbling around with the carbon roller for awhile and it feels almost stupidly broken how aggressive I can be with this thing. It covers the ground well, Good rate of fire, and the bubbler lets me just walk into enemy territory sometimes... Or maybe the weapon has subtlety taught me to stop being a baby and go into fights that I can win whilst teaching me how to aim a regular gun using these controls in a forgiving way... Or it's stupidly OP which would explain why my last game, all of my team mates were using this weapon. (We lost btw)

Splattershot jr. is a really good gun, although it might teach you some bad habits. Try as many different guns as you can.

Roflfox
Jan 29, 2008

Your one and only, scorching laser light
So I went ahead and made a Discord Server for the Splagoons, it's https://discord.gg/0RT8hYeMoF6wEJaL

Discord can be found here. Made a few channels in the beginning to kind of test the waters. Need the IRC mod folks to contact me after they signed up so I can give permissions and whatnot.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Dota has taught me that there is nothing more miserable than being the odd man out when paired up with a group of friends. They play like poo poo and then blame you for everything. Which in Splatoon would probably amount to them circling around you and spamming C'MON but the point about matches being miserable remains.

I haven't had long wait times in ranked anyways, though I'm getting paired up which Japanese players a lot now.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I had a pretty "productive" morning with Splatoon.



Yeah, these guys are gonna need a bit of that therapy :smug:


Unfortunately, so will I...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSjSUlYC7n0

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Gutcruncher posted:

I had a pretty "productive" morning with Splatoon.



Callie confirmed to have brain problems.

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
I'm trying. I'm trying so hard to love the Splatling Gun. I've given it chance after chance after chance as I slid from A- to B+ to B. But no. Maybe when they roll out the new ones with different weapons so I can have some emergency Burst Bombs or a Panic Kraken I'll come back but for now I'm going back to the 96 Gal Deco. You'll never let me down, Gal.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

With all this Marie sassing Callie posts, I dug this up from earlier in the thread

Puistokemisti posted:



Team Marie Go~

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

Hey check this guy out if you're in a arts and crafts mood

Guy's really good and shows off how to make a number of splatoon related things. I'm nowhere near talented enough to even begin but it's a fun watch.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I was just on a team that performed so terribly that when we lost I was only docked 2 points. Thanks patch.

CatsPajamas
Jul 4, 2013

I hated the new Stupid Newbie avatar so much that I bought a new one for this user. Congrats, Lowtax.

Fedule posted:

I'm trying. I'm trying so hard to love the Splatling Gun. I've given it chance after chance after chance as I slid from A- to B+ to B. But no. Maybe when they roll out the new ones with different weapons so I can have some emergency Burst Bombs or a Panic Kraken I'll come back but for now I'm going back to the 96 Gal Deco. You'll never let me down, Gal.

I had some really engaging games with the Splatling Gun yesterday by playing defensively, but only in the Turf War Arowana Mall / Bluefin Depot cycle. It's easy to turn yourself into an obstacle the other team has to get past. You can see people come up with new strategies to beat you and kind of learn what they're thinking by their actions - it was really cool to see how people approached problem solving!

I think important points for the Splatling Gun are: remember you don't have to charge it all the way, it seems to be more defensive than offensive, and the way you contribute to your team might not show in stats well - the Splatling gun is good at forcing opponents to move and area denial, but you might not always get splats out of it.

Smash Daisaku
Jul 12, 2008

Last Bet $15 on Player 1
Odds 807.1:1 ($1)
Been struggling real hard to make any headway in S rank. It feels like I'm at a disadvantage if I'm not using a weapon that splats in one shot (rollers, chargers, anything with Kraken). I'm gonna have to learn some new weapon types if I wanna get higher.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Fedule posted:

I'm trying. I'm trying so hard to love the Splatling Gun. I've given it chance after chance after chance as I slid from A- to B+ to B. But no. Maybe when they roll out the new ones with different weapons so I can have some emergency Burst Bombs or a Panic Kraken I'll come back but for now I'm going back to the 96 Gal Deco. You'll never let me down, Gal.

In splatzone and turfwars you're basically just going to be playing way, way back. Think of yourself as like a mobile beacon that should always be alive and safe for your team to jump to, except better because you're shooting. In tower play behind the the tower as your team pushes and throw splash walls infront on cooldown. Preferably from above if terrain allows.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

CatsPajamas posted:

I think important points for the Splatling Gun are: remember you don't have to charge it all the way, it seems to be more defensive than offensive, and the way you contribute to your team might not show in stats well - the Splatling gun is good at forcing opponents to move and area denial, but you might not always get splats out of it.
Yeah you actually still have a lot of mobility, it's easy to charge a bit, let it go, and then squid away, and repeat, and be able to really provide a lot of defense. In the few games I've had time to play, I barely ever fired off a full charge and won almost every game. I think the Splatling will finally get me out of B-urgatory

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Personally, I think the splatling gun is a helluva lot of fun, but I've found that its niche is that it's an area denial/support weapon that's best at medium and long ranges. At short range you're toast, unless you're a good shot or have the drop on them (Or behind a splash wall, but that uses up a lot of ink,) but beyond that it's really powerful.

Cialis Railman fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Aug 8, 2015

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?
Even at short range with the Splatling I rarely go down without at least taking my killersplatter with me.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Gutcruncher posted:

Yeah, these guys are gonna need a bit of that therapy :smug:

Unfortunately, so will I...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSjSUlYC7n0

you deserved to lose because you squid jumped to someone two seconds away from you :colbert:

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Well, I just had a 3v4 tower control on the Rig that shows the value of teamwork. When one of us got on the tower the others would head for the possible approaches, drop mines/splash walls, and keep them from ganging up on one of us. When they got the tower the other guys would either hump the tower as well (prime bucket targets) or lumber into sniping positions without noticing the guy behind them ready to splat. We couldn't clinch the knockout (partially due to my fat-fingering a few inkstrikes at critical moments) but everyone was spamming Booya as time ran out.

It wasn't 3v4, it was 3v1 many many times in a row.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

I just got to A+ rank by slaughtering a team of ~B rank kids. I feel conflicted about this achievement...

Also, it's a really weird feeling when I find a new climbable wall in the revamped maps and can reach places I would never be able to get to easily pre-update.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Kurtofan posted:

The South Pole will rise again.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Found on Tumblr.

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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

A friend and I rocked some 2-man squid squads. Won about 90% of the games we were in and shot up from B- to B+. Felt pretty good. Another buddy wanted in so we hopped into the 3-man, knowing full well there was a very good chance we'd be going 3v4.

"They'll probably try to pair us up with a 4-man that are lower ranks than us," we all agreed, and our hypothesis seemed to be confirmed when we were paired up against a 4-man mish-mash of B-s and Cs. We took the match pretty soundly. Not a knockout, but we held 'em off through their overtime and won it. "This 3-man thing probably won't be so bad after all!"

The howls of laughter we made when we were promptly placed up against an S rank and, I poo poo you not, three S+.

it was not even remotely close

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