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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Drone_Fragger posted:

Donald trump is actually a psychopathic racist and this resonates well with americas core voting demographic. Think about this for more than 5 seconds and realise how hosed your country is.

"We" are well aware how perfectly hosed our country is.
The Don has stated this in the clear, hence his popularity.
Interesting times approach.

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

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I'm literally retarded
It says on his hat, "make America great again."
AKA THEMS IS ORDERS, BITCHES

Only you can do it.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Xaris posted:

if media stops paying attention to him hes dead. although they did sweep ron paul under the rug quickly and tried to avoid giving any sort of attention to him even when he was sort of popular-ish, so it's hard to say. fortunately for us, i don't think they will though because its too late

people can't look away from a car crash

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Im going to vote for Trump

I want to watch the US burn

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Xaris posted:

yeah true. fox may still try to ignore him but everyone else wont

Dunno, he pulled in viewers for them.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Madcosby posted:

Im going to vote for Trump

I want to watch the US burn
My Motto: "remove all doubt."

I agree with your premise.

Aesthetic Nihilism 2020!
...
Google it.
e: grammar

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i hope trump wins because the faster we burn this country to the ground the sooner we can get our glorious socialist utopia up and running

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

haha jokes on me accelerationism will just lead to a full blown fascist hellhole

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lol I'm behind and watching the debate now

Christie and Paul are arguing about hugs

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Nuclearmonkee posted:

people can't look away from a car crash

Train wrecks are even more entertaining.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
all the hootin' and hollerin' from the crowd is a loving joke

and teh facebook promos

holy poo poo

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

NecroMonster posted:

i hope trump wins because the faster we burn this country to the ground the sooner we can get our glorious socialist utopia up and running

Exactly so. You can't fix this mess as it stands- burn it down to the ground and reset.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm rallying the deepweb e-lords, we're going to hack ur election until Trump wins

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

NecroMonster posted:

haha jokes on me accelerationism will just lead to a full blown fascist hellhole

We got a hellhole now.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Trump will be the classiest, most luxurious president and no one can stop it.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

zimboe posted:

We got a hellhole now.

remember you said this while the jackboot is grinding your face into the concrete friend

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

eric posted:

Trump will be the classiest, most luxurious president and no one can stop it.

The classic "Hookers and Blow" sort of Presidency?
poo poo, Jefferson would be so jealous.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i think the most appealing aspect of Trump is when he calls everyone else a puppet to billionaires. he just goes "yeah you're all puppets, i gave all of you money and Hillery too, because thats what the rich people that actually run this country do" and they have nothing to respond with. i think thats his real "Trump card", people loved Obama for saying that stuff, but in the end Obama was just a sell out too. Trump is his own man, he's not bought, hes the one that does the buying

Trump is the only candidate not beholden to any special interest group or billionaire

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Nuclearmonkee posted:

more people watched the debate than game 7 of the world series. normally people don't give a flying gently caress but the donald is good at teevee. i don't think he can win the general election but he could sure as gently caress win the republican primary (unlikely yes, but possible)

the walking dead is the most popular cable show ever, and the debate drew the equivalent of the highest rated ep of TWD plus 10 7 million ppl. That's huge for cable. and all for a goofy debate 15 months before the next election.

e: 7 million not 10

kindermord has issued a correction as of 21:03 on Aug 7, 2015

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
Thinking of asking Greg Proops which of the Roman Emperors was most like Donald Trump.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Rutibex posted:

i think the most appealing aspect of Trump is when he calls everyone else a puppet to billionaires. he just goes "yeah you're all puppets, i gave all of you money and Hillery too, because thats what the rich people that actually run this country do" and they have nothing to respond with. i think thats his real "Trump card", people loved Obama for saying that stuff, but in the end Obama was just a sell out too. Trump is his own man, he's not bought, hes the one that does the buying

Trump is the only candidate not beholden to any special interest group or billionaire

Yes. I agree.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Fairly passive posted:

Thinking of asking Greg Proops which of the Roman Emperors was most like Donald Trump.

Trump is Crassus

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Hell, based on the polls I've seen, and the apparent popularity among Goons of the Trumpzilla, this douch-tank just might become the next Prez.
...
Given that I think Goons are as good a cross-section of society as any.

This is beginning to worry me, and I am not normally easily worried.

This dick will surely start a serious war.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Rutibex posted:

Trump is Crassus

who is antony

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Rutibex posted:

i think the most appealing aspect of Trump is when he calls everyone else a puppet to billionaires. he just goes "yeah you're all puppets, i gave all of you money and Hillery too, because thats what the rich people that actually run this country do" and they have nothing to respond with. i think thats his real "Trump card", people loved Obama for saying that stuff, but in the end Obama was just a sell out too. Trump is his own man, he's not bought, hes the one that does the buying

Trump is the only candidate not beholden to any special interest group or billionaire

Bernie vs Trump 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Trump/Cosby 2016

Because someone has to do all the raping.





(feel free to make a poster of that and you can be the edgy political humorist in your own town)

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


zimboe posted:

Given that I think Goons are as good a cross-section of society as any.
lol

if this were true it would be full communism now vs donald trump and full communism would probably win

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

zimboe posted:

Given that I think Goons are as good a cross-section of society as any.

not really, you can take what goons think or say and the exact opposite is often true

lf started that regarding politicking

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Nuclearmonkee posted:

lol

if this were true it would be full communism now vs donald trump and full communism would probably win

Aaah, lighten up a little.
I didn't say Goons were a good cross section.

zimboe has issued a correction as of 21:13 on Aug 7, 2015

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

something awful likes berny sanders and thats why smart money says hes nothing more than the grass under the donalds feet

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Raider posted:

who is antony

Hillary Clinton obviously

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Rutibex posted:

Hillary Clinton obviously


in that case who is augustus

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Raider posted:

in that case who is augustus

jeez Augustus isn't even born yet. first Trump needs to rise to political prominence by putting down ISIS (Spartacus) in the Third Iraq(Servile) war.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

ArbitraryC posted:

Bernie vs Trump 2016
Socialism vs Capitalism 2016

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
every photo they show or just pan across the screen from the facebook promo is a white man or woman

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Rutibex posted:

Hillary Clinton obviously


the donald wields the power!!! if he didnt give hitlery millions of dollars he wouldn't have the sway to command her to his wedding. truly he is the puppetmaster.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
if trump becomes president, it will become a blatant dystopia and we can all start wearing cyberpunk clothes and leather trenchcoats and poo poo. if someone else gets elected then its back to the slow boring grind of mediocrity, like sandpaper against our bones. let me be mister bladerunner, fat goon blade runner

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Donald Trump is the only candidate to successfully unite the key demographics of the ironically informed and the sincerely ignorant. He may be unstoppable.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

ArbitraryC posted:

Bernie vs Trump 2016

Populist Who Supports Single Payer Health Care vs. Populist Who Supports Single Payer Health Care 2016

A good match up

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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


donald trumps first day in office:



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