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Please tell me that was not written as a sex roleplay thing. Please.
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Please tell me that was not written as a sex roleplay thing. Please. Not enough use of the words "cummies" and "sissy(ies)" IMO
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kazil posted:
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...2=0&authorName= Still works
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Kid A : 'I get this girls desk, that kid over there said so.' 'Teacher' : 'kid B, did you say kid A gets unrelated girls desk?' Kid B : 'Yeah I said that but in retrospect that's messed up, he shouldn't be able to take some unrelated girls desk' 'Teacher' : 'Silence! That girl is a feeeee-male it's not like she'll learn anything from school anyway. I like this male child better so he gets both desks. Feeee-male, you must sit on the floor, don't like it? Go to the kitchen' Even without all the Dr Who bullshit this story is an awful story about a dude bullying a literal child because she had the audacity to be born without a penis. She's a 12 year old girl dude, she doesn't lose her loving desk and her right to an education because you don't think she belongs. KID A is a bully, and the fake pretend teacher is a bigger bully. Why did he think this fake lame story would make him look good at all?
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canyoneer posted:Someone once told me when he was living in Germany that people would ask him if he knew people from the US all the time. Once it was pretty funny. It is the worst feeling but also pretty strange. Granted with Ireland if we were a US state we'd be around fifth smallest in size and population so it's not totally ludicrous to ask. I do have a friend who always says yes when he's asked to see how long he can string someone on for.
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Postal Parcel posted:Four sentences in, I was annoyed. I wish stories like these instead ended with " It was then that the madman with the gun came in and fired straight in my face. I survived, but children weep when they behold the catastrophe beneath my hairline, and I require wetnaps with me at all times."
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Lap-Lem posted:Kid A : 'I get this girls desk, that kid over there said so.' I don't get why all of a sudden kids are having multiple desks, and the story even says it's the end of the class and is now free time so why not just be the adult in the situation and tell them all to cut it the gently caress out and just sit at their own desks? But noooo I wanna be da kool teacher that plays along with the kids' bizarre antics!!!!
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Seems inoffensive enough. If it's a small corporation that might have happened imo 
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Fathis Munk posted:Seems inoffensive enough. If it's a small corporation that might have happened imo I cracked a grin
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I cracked a grin Same, but that does not mean it's stdh.
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Fathis Munk posted:Same, but that does not mean it's stdh. No no I'm agreeing with you
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Aug 7, 2015 21:20
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I would also like to confirm that this is an absolutely acceptable level of corporate banter.
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Aug 7, 2015 22:00
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What a loving hero We should all suck this guy's dick
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ElGroucho posted:What a loving hero I can't believe the sacrifice he made. He's going to have to feel great about that for weeks, months.
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Aug 7, 2015 22:25
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And the fat guy's name was.. Albert Einstein
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He has a weird shaped headgoose fleet posted:And the fat guy's name was.. Albert Einstein Come on man you're better than that reddit meme poo poo
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Aug 7, 2015 22:28
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I guess I'm a monster, because I would have really like this story if he had rolled down his window and shouted, "Ha! Fat!"
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Aug 7, 2015 22:29
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The fat man was walking to Arby's.
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goose fleet posted:I'm almost entirely sure that the obsession over Doctor Who was entirely based off people fawning over David Tennant and Matt Smith. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaMb-5w-V0Y
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Aug 7, 2015 22:35
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Hoped the fat bloke would jump under a car.
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ElGroucho posted:I guess I'm a monster, because I would have really like this story if he had rolled down his window and shouted, "Ha! Fat!" We're all monsters here.
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Aug 8, 2015 00:13
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Can you really describe a stopped hunched over morbidly obese crying man as "jogging?"
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I'd watch Dr. Who if Capaldi played it as Malcolm Tucker instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Blf073f2Lc
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You can call anything jogging if you want to, dude. (My local theater is doing a limited-release showing of ‘My Little Pony: Equestria Girls’. While the franchise’s target audience is little girls, the latest incarnation of it is well-known for having a massive adult fan-base known as ‘bronies’. I’m standing in line behind a customer who looks to be in his mid-20s, wearing a hoodie with one of the more popular ponies on it.) Customer: “I’d like four tickets for Equestria Girls please.” Employee: “Are you buying these for your sister?” Customer: “No. They’re for my friends and me.” (He gestures somewhere behind the line, and points out two other guys and a girl wearing pony shirts.) Employee: “Sir, you do know that that’s a kid’s movie, right?” Customer: “I know, but my friends and I want to see it.” Employee: “It’s for little girls.” Customer: “I’m well aware of that. My friends and I like the show, and we want to see the movie.” Employee: “No you don’t. The only adults who watch that movie put up with it to shut their bratty little daughters up for an hour.” Customer: “Can I please just get the tickets?” Employee: “Please get out of the line. I have other customers to attend to.” (At this point, the customer just gives up trying to reason with him, and leaves the line. As he’s trying to explain to his friends what happened, I make my way to the ticket counter.) Me: “Five for Equestria Girls, please. It’s for my daughter and her friends.” (The employee rings me up with no question. I make my way over to the four friends behind the line, and try to give them four of the tickets.) Me: “Sorry for how that idiot treated you.” Customer: “It’s okay. You don’t have to do that.” Me: “Take them. I insist.” Customer: “Thanks.” (He tries to hand me the money he was going to buy their tickets with, but I turn him down.) Me: “That won’t be necessary.” (I unzip my jacket to show them the pony shirt I’m wearing underneath.) Me: “Us bronies have to stick together.” (The five of us end up watching the movie together, and have a great time. Afterwards, they end up treating me to lunch as repayment for the tickets, and invite me to hang out with them.)
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oh my loving god
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oldpainless posted:oh my loving god Just when you think you've seen the saddest possible stdh, the elevator descends one more unmarked level
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corn in the bible posted:You can call anything jogging if you want to, dude. This one ends in butt sex, right?
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ElGroucho posted:This one ends in butt sex, right? You can call anything clopping if you want to, dude
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Aug 8, 2015 01:01
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what happens in equestria... stays in equestria *winks greasily*
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Jesus Christ, as if any cinema ticket-seller ever gave a poo poo what movie anyone was going to see.
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HopperUK posted:Jesus Christ, as if any cinema ticket-seller ever gave a poo poo what movie anyone was going to see. That's what I was thinking, too. "Please, sir, don't give me your money!"
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Pththya-lyi posted:That's what I was thinking, too. "Please, sir, don't give me your money!" As a theatre employee, I have told people a movie sucks. But that's it. If someone wants to go, loving have at it.
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quote:(My local theater is doing a limited-release showing of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls . While the franchise s target audience is little girls, the latest incarnation of it is well-known for having a massive adult fan-base known as bronies . I m standing in line behind a customer who looks to be in his mid-20s, wearing a hoodie with one of the more popular ponies on it.)
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Non Serviam posted:I don't mind the daddy and mommy thing, but the fact that they used baby talk was really loving weird. Yeah, I had to re-read the first part a few times to figure out who was talking, I thought there was meant to be a much younger sibling texting before the dad came in.
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Non Serviam posted:I don't mind the daddy and mommy thing, but the fact that they used baby talk was really loving weird. English isn't my moms first language and even though she's absolutely fluent in it this is actually how she texts and emails me. "Mommy went to dentist today, how are you love mommy." Like I have no idea.
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Boris Galerkin posted:English isn't my moms first language and even though she's absolutely fluent in it this is actually how she texts and emails me. "Mommy went to dentist today, how are you love mommy." Like I have no idea. speaking and writing in a language are very different
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