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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I'm willing to concede that, yes, a person can become addicted to eating drywall, but in order to get addicted to something, you have to actually do it, which means at some point a non-addicted person made a conscious choice to take a bite of drywall.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm willing to concede that, yes, a person can become addicted to eating drywall, but in order to get addicted to something, you have to actually do it, which means at some point a non-addicted person made a conscious choice to take a bite of drywall.

The show's really less about people with strange addiction and more about people with strange OCD symptoms.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

cash crab posted:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



never have i been happier that my last two boyfriends have been chefs so i was never subjected to this.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Eh, better for you and less disgusting then a solid half of everything posted in here.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.



Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-



:stonklol:

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Dewgy posted:

More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.



Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-



:stonklol:

What's the big deal? It just looks like your average lemon soda.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Dewgy posted:

More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.



Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-



:stonklol:

NO[,]
Certified
Synthetic
Colors [used]

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Dewgy posted:

More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.



Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-



:stonklol:

So they're using uncertified synthetic colours? :crossarms:

Also what's the big deal it just looks like Arctic White Mountain Dew now. Weird that they don't use carrot juice or something to keep it orange though.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

cash crab posted:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



I've been laughing for like the last 15 minutes at the loving goldfish.
Oh my god, why would you even plate up a goldfish?? And the smallest loving ones too!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Roro posted:

I've been laughing for like the last 15 minutes at the loving goldfish.
Oh my god, why would you even plate up a goldfish?? And the smallest loving ones too!

I was wondering if that's what they were. Are they raw? They don't look cooked in any way.

standard owl
Jan 9, 2011

cash crab posted:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



Is her man a cartoon alley cat? Is he going to put a goldfish in his mouth and pull out an entire fish skeleton?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Maybe he's trying to beat the world record for goldfish swallowing and she's helping him train. I think it's nice when couples support each other's dreams :3:

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
Maybe she heard about sushi but didn't quite understand.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Worse than recently-live goldfish, those look like prepackaged bait fish.

If my man left me because I wasn't cooking him whole, live fish of whatever kind I could find, I would be relieved I was no longer dating a bear.


cash crab posted:

What about TRASH bears

Much cuter.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 20:15 on Aug 10, 2015

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

cobalt impurity posted:

So they're using uncertified synthetic colours? :crossarms:

Also what's the big deal it just looks like Arctic White Mountain Dew now. Weird that they don't use carrot juice or something to keep it orange though.

Maybe it's worse when it's warm. It definitely looks like just scoops upon scoops of sugar dissolved in water now.

Which, I mean, let's be real, it is, just, kinda weird.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

RareAcumen posted:

Warning: 4chan



First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.



Life imitates art

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:

Worse than recently-live goldfish, those look like prepackaged bait fish.

If my man left me because I wasn't cooking him whole, live fish of whatever kind I could find, I would be relieved I was no longer dating a bear.

What about TRASH bears

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

standard owl posted:

Is her man a cartoon alley cat? Is he going to put a goldfish in his mouth and pull out an entire fish skeleton?

I bet her husband is actually a ribbon snake.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
"Hey honey, you know what I love? Goldfish. I could eat goldfish all day!"

cash crab posted:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay



"Holy gently caress, haven't you heard of crackers? I meant Pepperidge Farm!"

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006


Dont see what's so weird lots of people eat gluten free baked goods now a days

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
*leans way back with sunglasses on, hits Play*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBHqCF9BetM

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

*leans way back with sunglasses on, hits Play*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBHqCF9BetM

Pro-tip: if it's a video of poo poo cash crab ate on purpose on the last year and you're not grossed out, you need to reevaluate some poo poo

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Really digging that Blink182 midi, completes the rpesentation in a very real and holisitc way

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Gamma Nerd posted:



Life imitates art

Hey, hey, hey! This is the Anti Food Porn thread. Take your good games and beautiful pictures of ramen outta here. :colbert:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cash crab posted:

Pro-tip: if it's a video of poo poo cash crab ate on purpose on the last year and you're not grossed out, you need to reevaluate some poo poo

That steak, egg, & cheese bagel that they showed at the beginning is the best thing on the McD's menu by A LOT. I love them.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2jnbaNfkso I hope no one finds this video obnoxious. :shobon:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Pretty sure I've been there in a couple of video games.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Dabir posted:

Pretty sure I've been there in a couple of video games.

Looks like Netherstorm in WoW :D

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse
Is beer counted as a food?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen.html



That's the face of someone who's just taken a mouthful of stag spunk. Apparently it's creamy, pungent, sour and goes down easy.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



The file name cleared this up for me, because I thought that girl was a coroner at first.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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doot doot dee
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College Slice
Chocolate-lobster-basil beer trip report.


Tasted like a salty chocolate stout. Nothing special.

However, your burps will taste like a questionable fish market. :gonk:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Dienes posted:

Chocolate-lobster-basil beer trip report.


Tasted like a salty chocolate stout. Nothing special.

However, your burps will taste like a questionable fish market. :gonk:

You're a champ for trying that but :barf:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fermented fetal hippo

Biscuit Joiner
May 18, 2008

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'm willing to concede that, yes, a person can become addicted to eating drywall, but in order to get addicted to something, you have to actually do it, which means at some point a non-addicted person made a conscious choice to take a bite of drywall.

From the same show:

http://youtu.be/4VGd-pvSc0w

A woman addicted to drinking paint

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

*leans way back with sunglasses on, hits Play*

my favorite part of this post was chiptune Blink182

e: goddammit

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

canis minor posted:

From the same show:

http://youtu.be/4VGd-pvSc0w

A woman addicted to drinking paint

my strange addiction is a really depressing show (doesn't stop me from watching it, tho) but good on her for taking the steps to quit and for putting her children first before her addiction :unsmith:

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Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

RareAcumen posted:

Hey, hey, hey! This is the Anti Food Porn thread. Take your good games and beautiful pictures of ramen outta here. :colbert:

TWEWY is my favorite game ever but it was just too topical to ignore

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