TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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Star Man: Jun 1, 2008; There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

MrBims posted:

How long until Carly Fiorina has to apologize to Trump?

Until she wants to be his VP nominee.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 17:51

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Usually you don't put "I am very rich" in your fundraising letter...

# ? Aug 8, 2015 17:51

Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Probably not, but "gently caress lobbyists" polls well on both sides of the political spectrum of voters.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 17:56

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

This is what I meant by Donald taking down everyone with him. Not only is he exposing the blatant racism/sexism/etc by gaining support every time he says something reprehensible.

I could see him giving a speech where he drops out but explains that he thought that this type of language was what the Republicans want since it is what every Republican said in private when they came asking him for money. (By the way, I could see Trump being the type to record all of his conversations so that he can use it against anyone who opposes him.)

# ? Aug 8, 2015 17:58

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Nagato posted:

Someone please do draw Paul reciting Rand

# ? Aug 8, 2015 17:59

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Nuclearmonkee posted:

The beast was unruly and snapped at its handlers, nearly catching a hand in its maw. When they attempted to chastise and calm him, the brute erupted in a riotous fury, straining chains that had easily held beasts like him before.

Their attempts to stun him seemed to have no effect and only drove him into a greater frenzy. Realization of the beasts power hit them as his steel bonds began to snap. This one was too powerful and would have to be destroyed. It could not be controlled.

One of the handlers, a beautiful blonde woman, moved in with a spear, meaning to drive it between the beasts shoulders and into its heart. As she readied her weapon for the killing blow, the beast wrenched its head free and twisted around with frightening speed. They should not have sent a woman.

The beast was highly sensitive to the scent of blood and her approach had only served to drive him into a greater frenzy. Her scream was cut short as the razor filled maw closed over her head and upper torso. With a single savage shake of its massive head, her body was torn in two. The lower half sailed across the enclosure, leaving a gruesome trail of ruined viscera as guts spilled from the body.

The remaining handlers began to scatter in a panic as the beast bellowed.

"Stupid bimbo!" "You're fired!" "Loser!"

edit: drat I forgot to change the date. just a sec

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# ? Aug 8, 2015 17:59

Alkydere: Jun 7, 2010; Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
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Joementum posted:

Usually you don't put "I am very rich" in your fundraising letter...

Well, he is.

Also, in this case he claims he's gonna match every dollar you donate to him with a dollar from his own private money vault. Trump is so rich that every dollar you donate to him counts twice. That's how rich Trump is. :allears:

If you asked me a few months ago if the 2016 campaign would have been as insane as the 2012, I would have said yes it would be though I didn't know how. If you'd told me it was because Trump was actually going to run and prove to be an untouchable, unstoppable political madman, the Republican Id gone wild, I would have laughed my rear end off in disbelief. This is amazing and just keeps getting better.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:01

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Necc0 posted:

edit: drat I forgot to change the date. just a sec

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# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:06

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

thats pretty great. any way you can switch it so the line goes up. and maybe instead of gallup just RNC.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:12

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Joementum posted:

Usually you don't put "I am very rich" in your fundraising letter...

Trump is just Republican insanity condensed into one delicious desert.

Why does everyone have to be rich? Can't people just earn a living wage, have access to education and healthcare and be happily and comfortably middle-class?

Like do we really imagine a situation where middle-school teachers are rich? I feel like this idea that people are somehow unfulfilled or underachievers because they don't have millions of dollars might backfire on Republicans big time.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:13

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

heh heh ya get it??

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:19

Abner Cadaver II: Apr 21, 2009; TONIGHT!

trump would look better with lip gloss

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:20

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

Three Olives posted:

Trump is just Republican insanity condensed into one delicious desert.

Why does everyone have to be rich? Can't people just earn a living wage, have access to education and healthcare and be happily and comfortably middle-class?

Like do we really imagine a situation where middle-school teachers are rich? I feel like this idea that people are somehow unfulfilled or underachievers because they don't have millions of dollars might backfire on Republicans big time.

Egalitarianism? That's the one where everyone dresses in grain sacks and no one can afford a TV, right? Get a clue, loser. American greatness is made of great americans, and that doesn't sound so great to me.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:20

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Drastic Actions posted:

Now we just need someone to draw Rand as Goku.

Paging Carlos Latuff

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:22

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

Does someone have a list of states Trump could be on the ballot in if he loses the primary, or even just an electoral college vote total he could compete for?

Erick, son of Erick being the target of sexism, racism, and homophobia is amazing.

I am starting to like trump a bit now tbh

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:23

A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

Joementum posted:

Usually you don't put "I am very rich" in your fundraising letter...

It reads like a get rich quick scam, and I imagine it'll have the same result of idiots dumping money into it.

This is going to be a glorious election.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:24

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

I'd like to do cocaine with Trump, and then nuke some poo poo country.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:24

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

midnightclimax posted:

I'd like to do cocaine with Trump, and then nuke some poo poo country.

I would love to do coke with trump

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:25

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Joementum posted:

Usually you don't put "I am very rich" in your fundraising letter...

So, is there anything stopping Trump from setting up a private account instead of a campaign account for all his supporters to send their donations to. An account that when he stops running is limited by campaign donation restrictions?

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:26

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Three Olives posted:

Trump is just Republican insanity condensed into one delicious desert.

Why does everyone have to be rich? Can't people just earn a living wage, have access to education and healthcare and be happily and comfortably middle-class?

Like do we really imagine a situation where middle-school teachers are rich? I feel like this idea that people are somehow unfulfilled or underachievers because they don't have millions of dollars might backfire on Republicans big time.

Economically speaking, it would be difficult for everyone to be rich. Maybe he means they feel as rich as Trump? Maybe a Trump administration would provide grants or low-interest loans to coat American homes in gold leaf.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:27

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I would love to do coke with trump

I would love to do weed with Bill Clinton and crank call Trump.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:27

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

hobbesmaster posted:

I would love to do weed with Bill Clinton and crank call Trump.

Didn't Obama have a weed crew when he was in college

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:28

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

choom gang :420:

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:29

fronz: Apr 7, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Grey Fox posted:

The amount of cognitive dissonance required to think that Trump was comparing Kelly to Jesus while in the process of saying how terrible she is is astounding.

edit: Reading it again, it now seems like he's deliberately mishearing what Trump actually said, instead saying that Kelly saw the blood coming out of Trump, rather than the blood coming out of Kelly's eyes. gently caress this; I'm getting a headache from trying to understand these freaks.

Yeah I think he's comparing Trump to Jesus lol

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:29

Abner Cadaver II: Apr 21, 2009; TONIGHT!

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Didn't Obama have a weed crew when he was in college

yeah and he was a loving nightmare to smoke with

quote:

Obama was apparently known for starting pot-smoking trends within the group. He coined the term "total absorption," or TA. Basically, anyone who exhaled smoke prematurely would be assessed a penalty, and skipped the next time the joint was passed around.
...
"Barry had a knack for interceptions," Maraniss alleges. When a joint was being passed around, he would routinely barge in, shout "Intercepted!" and take an out-of-turn hit.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:30

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Didn't Obama have a weed crew when he was in college

High school, I believe.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:30

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Abner Cadaver II posted:

yeah and he was a loving nightmare to smoke with

Goddamn Obama stealin our hard earned green even then!

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:33

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

thats pretty great. any way you can switch it so the line goes up. and maybe instead of gallup just RNC.

Yeah all I have is paint so messing with the graph couldn't be done without looking like total rear end. I just like to imagine the spiraling polls are for all the other candidates, also in picture

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:35

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Joementum posted:

Wow I didn't realize people still drew in the invader zim style

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:39

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

This has been a fun ride but I am beginning to get the nervous feeling that the brakes on this freight train might be out.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:50

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Boosted_C5 posted:

This has been a fun ride but I am beginning to get the nervous feeling that the brakes on this freight train might be out.

We live, we die, we live again :kheldragar:

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Boosted_C5 posted:

This has been a fun ride but I am beginning to get the nervous feeling that the brakes on this freight train might be out.

I'm pretty sure there have never been brakes.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:51

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

I'd like to get off now please.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:52

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Just came back from Freep.

They are eating this up like rabid wolves. Trump is killing it.

If you're brave enough:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3322199/posts?q=1&;page=1#1

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:52

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Boosted_C5 posted:

I'd like to get off now please.

Ain't no getting off this train we're on.

The Party's dyin', Cloud.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:53

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Trump kicking things into a yooger gear.

e: Trump also told Costa he is "not apologizing" re: Kelly.

Slate Action fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Aug 8, 2015

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:54

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Boosted_C5 posted:

This has been a fun ride but I am beginning to get the nervous feeling that the brakes on this freight train might be out.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:58

fronz: Apr 7, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Slate Action posted:

Trump kicking things into a yooger gear.

I think that was probably a bad idea for the Donald

# ? Aug 8, 2015 18:59

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Montasque posted:

Just came back from Freep.

They are eating this up like rabid wolves. Trump is killing it.

If you're brave enough:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3322199/posts?q=1&;page=1#1

Oh jesus, they want (war criminal) Alan West as secretary of defense?

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Currently at a bobby jindal event being held at an evangelical church. This place is creepy. Wish it was the Moose lodge still.

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