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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Million Dollar Man paid Buff Bagwell to have sex with him and he wore the hat the whole time? Is that what you're saying?



And this is how he paid him afterward.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Buff Bagwell was just booked for my local indie and I'm hoping that he's pulling gigolo gigs while he's in town

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


How much you got saved up so far? He's probably not cheap.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
This was on my Timehop from 2 years ago:

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Man, if you offered Buff enough I'm sure he wouldn't say no to a little stuff on man action.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I'd just pay Buff to follow me for a day and do the strut whenever I said something even marginally cool.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

TheKingslayer posted:

I'd just pay Buff to follow me for a day and do the strut whenever I said something even marginally cool.

You actually can. Go do this. Or are you lying?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Please pay an embarrassing-for-both-parties amount of money to hang around Buff Bagwell

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Fsmhunk posted:

Man, if you offered Buff enough I'm sure he wouldn't say no to a little stuff on man action.

I got up to $50k upfront before he blocked me.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Listen, I'm not saying it would be cheap, I'm just saying if you said "Here's three million dollars, suck my dick", he'd probably do it.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Fsmhunk posted:

Listen, I'm not saying it would be cheap, I'm just saying if you said "Here's three million dollars, suck my dick", he'd probably do it.

So would I. Offer me it, pal.









ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Never realized how huge & puffy he was

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Oct 30, 2009

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ICHIBAHN posted:

Never realized how huge & buffy he was

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

vicious & delicious was the greatest tag team of all time

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Fsmhunk posted:

Listen, I'm not saying it would be cheap, I'm just saying if you said "Here's three million dollars, suck my dick", he'd probably do it.

I think literally anyone would accept that deal. Donald Trump would suck my dick for 3 million

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Hell I would suck two dicks for 20 thousand

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Hell I would suck two dicks for 20 thousand

I'd take a 40hr a week job sucking dicks and I'd do it for free

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Buff Bagwell's monopoly on sucking dick for pay is crumbling.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Jerusalem posted:

We live in a world that were one so inclined, they could pay Buff 'The Stuff' Bagwell to lick their clitoris to climax.

...gif...gif this, J-Ru? :pervert:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'd take a 40hr a week job sucking dicks and I'd do it for free

you're hired

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Unlimited Trash Blow Jobs is a good name I call it.

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008

coconono posted:

I got up to $50k upfront before he blocked me.

Just go to the event and keep trying your hardest to get his attention and keep giving him the ol' :heysexy::fh:

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Die Laughing posted:

You're even worse for admitting it. Even worse would be admitting you had the action figure as a kid. What?

Bonebreaker was a great action figure that you could....oh...er... I'll see myself out now.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Loss.jpg edits should be four panels.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

hell yeah

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
yeah that pallet jack handle switch should be in the neutral position

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
you know nothing

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
No it should be because if someone leans on it you don't want it raising because people are dumb and someone will inevitably crush their foot somehow

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

No it should be because if someone leans on it you don't want it raising because people are dumb and someone will inevitably crush their foot somehow

Yikes!! hope that fat guatemalan dude is ok

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Lid posted:



This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
E: it's rude of me to steal Shine's catchphrase and also hypocritical because I am a disgusting fatbody and also he apparently did actually work out, so instead I will say that if the Rock can have surgery to fix his tits then so can Mark Hunt

Also I think Mark Hunt would have been the second-best pro wrestling name after Matt Classic

titties fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Aug 9, 2015

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

titties posted:

Mark Hunt please work out

Also I think Mark Hunt would have been the second-best pro wrestling name after Matt Classic

He has been

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

titties posted:

E: it's rude of me to steal Shine's catchphrase and also hypocritical because I am a disgusting fatbody and also he apparently did actually work out, so instead I will say that if the Rock can have surgery to fix his tits then so can Mark Hunt

Also I think Mark Hunt would have been the second-best pro wrestling name after Matt Classic

This is Mark Hunt in shape. This is whats terrifying. He's now fit.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Lid posted:



This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

who hit randomize in the 2K15 character creator

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
The Hebrew on his neck tattoo is wrong

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lid posted:



This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

You look at that chubby physique and wonder what makes him such a good fighter...

... and then it hits you.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Say Nothing posted:

You look at that chubby physique and wonder what makes him such a good fighter...

... and then it hits you.

and then he walks away, one hand raised in victory, the other hitching up his shorts

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