SatansBestBuddy posted:My question is why the gently caress are there two webcomics about girls as torso's with invisible arms? Three?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 04:37 |
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SatansBestBuddy posted:My question is why the gently caress are there two webcomics about girls as torso's with invisible arms? Your regdate suggests that you did not, in fact, stumble directly out from under a rock to a public terminal, but, um, the answer is more than likely related to the fact that some folks find it hot for whatever reason. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf The armless/big tits combo goes back a ways, too. Anywho, back to funny images (please?)
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 05:07 |
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flosofl posted:That movie is getting poo poo on by *everyone*. Rotten Tomatoes has it at 9% positive. That reviewer must not remember Fraggle Rock very well because that poo poo got raw at times. Don't compare this Fantastic Four movie to Fraggle Rock. Fraggle Rock is loving amazing.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 05:30 |
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Red_October_7000 posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf Probably not armless-- those may be her arms are resting over her boobs. I love ugly medieval art babies and their weird expressions.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 07:08 |
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Vanderdeath posted:IIRC, that guy took his websites down since he's trying to have an actual career in graphic design and art but people saved literally all of his poo poo so it's likely gonna pop up whenever you Google him now. A lot of it is still on his tumblr so he did a piss-poor job if he was trying to scour it from his past.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 07:27 |
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Chiparus posted:Probably not armless-- those may be her arms are resting over her boobs.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 08:15 |
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Oh hey, I did a thing to this one awhile back BooLoo has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Aug 9, 2015 |
# ? Aug 9, 2015 09:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQmaEtUUPyE An oldie but a goody, probably only enjoyable if you enjoy
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 10:25 |
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Red_October_7000 posted:Your regdate suggests that you did not, in fact, stumble directly out from under a rock to a public terminal, but, um, the answer is more than likely related to the fact that some folks find it hot for whatever reason. The Venus of Villendorf has arms, you Vierdo.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 10:54 |
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Chiparus posted:Probably not armless-- those may be her arms are resting over her boobs. In case anyone is curious, the reasoning I was always taught for medieval Jesuses being so ugly is that they were painted not to look like babies, but rather given manly features since Jesus was no normal baby.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 15:02 |
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Baby getting fresh Also has a pretty nice set of abs on him I'm going to call him Guido, judging from the chain around his neck
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 15:08 |
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Sappo569 posted:Baby getting fresh How can you tell from a chain that he's a wild romantic rover?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 15:32 |
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Sappo569 posted:Baby getting fresh Those aren't abs!
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 16:16 |
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Our Lord and savior's packin' heat
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 16:52 |
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RolandTower posted:The Venus of Villendorf has arms, you Vierdo. And hands if you look carefully.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:06 |
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RolandTower posted:The Venus of Villendorf has arms, you Vierdo. Wrong Venus.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:21 |
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this was from a couple of pages back but get this: dongbirds
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:23 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Wrong Venus. That had arms originally, they were just broken before it was found.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 18:24 |
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I did not know this. Thanks, thread. Thead.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 18:26 |
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Chiparus posted:Probably not armless-- those may be her arms are resting over her boobs.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:17 |
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RatHat posted:That had arms originally, they were just broken before it was found. You know, it's just really a shame we don't have any more sculptors doing Flesh-in-Stone.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:37 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:You know, it's just really a shame we don't have any more sculptors doing Flesh-in-Stone. How about Flesh-in-Flesh-in-Stone?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:48 |
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flosofl posted:How about Flesh-in-Flesh-in-Stone? That's neat. Is that real and hand carved?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:58 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:That's neat. Is that real and hand carved? I think so? I remember seeing this a while ago when tumblr lost their loving poo poo about it.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:01 |
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I like that and they should put it in front of every gym.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:27 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I like that and they should put it in front of every gym. Huh, why?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:38 |
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cuz he likes it
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:58 |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:this was from a couple of pages back but get this: noice
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:02 |
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The Blue Pyramid posted:In case anyone is curious, the reasoning I was always taught for medieval Jesuses being so ugly is that they were painted not to look like babies, but rather given manly features since Jesus was no normal baby. If memory serves a lot of church art was ultimately commissioned by wealthy people as a way to get into heaven. This was especially true of those people kneeling outside of paintings. Those were painted to be the people who commissioned the art to buy their way into God's good graces. In the case of paintings of baby Jesus with his mom sometimes the paintings would have the face of whoever paid for it put on baby Jesus. Which is unbelievable hubris. Which is part of why old church art can look very weird in general. It was often painted to deliberately glorify the people that were paying for it. Which was ironic because they were often rich oligarchs or shithead nobles who were kind of going against what Jesus actually taught. Oh hey the peasants living on the land are hungry and their lives kind of suck. Nah gently caress it, better pay for a painting.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:06 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:If memory serves a lot of church art was ultimately commissioned by wealthy people as a way to get into heaven. This was especially true of those people kneeling outside of paintings. Those were painted to be the people who commissioned the art to buy their way into God's good graces. In the case of paintings of baby Jesus with his mom sometimes the paintings would have the face of whoever paid for it put on baby Jesus. Which is unbelievable hubris. I guess that explains these guys, then. Found 'em with text on. My usual thought was "have these people even seen a baby before?"
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:27 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:If memory serves a lot of church art was ultimately commissioned by wealthy people as a way to get into heaven. This was especially true of those people kneeling outside of paintings. Those were painted to be the people who commissioned the art to buy their way into God's good graces. In the case of paintings of baby Jesus with his mom sometimes the paintings would have the face of whoever paid for it put on baby Jesus. Which is unbelievable hubris. So nothing has changed much.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:30 |
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It's the Garbage Pail Kids family.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:33 |
Red_October_7000 posted:My usual thought was "have these people even seen a baby before?" The people making those were probably dark-ages / middle-ages monastary monks, so the answer is probably actually no of course i just made that up
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:56 |
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Ugh. Losing that much weight doesn't leave you with skin tight enough for six-pack abs.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 22:10 |
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queserasera posted:Ugh. Losing that much weight doesn't leave you with skin tight enough for six-pack abs. Top half should be a flying squirrel.
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queserasera posted:Ugh. Losing that much weight doesn't leave you with skin tight enough for six-pack abs.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 22:20 |
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New Leaf posted:It's the Garbage Pail Kids family. Fernando Botero likes em thick i love that fuckin clown, he is absolutely sublime
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 22:21 |
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opposite day posted:Fernando Botero likes em thick Looks like a centurion from Asterix.
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 00:02 |
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"The Amazing Atheist (Obese Manchild with Picopenis)" Artist: Fernando Botero Media: Solidified sludge
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# ? Aug 10, 2015 00:22 |
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Pretty big penis.
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