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codespace
May 3, 2011

cash crab posted:

I'm going with gruel and uh... yeah, maybe garlic bread. Or maybe halved potatoes. Who knows.

Kinda looks like chipped beef and toast.

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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I thought it was a funky kind of sea urchin roe.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


My vote is for oatmeal and either fried garlic bread or burnt fried plantain slices.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Neo_Crimson posted:

I thought it was a funky kind of sea urchin roe.



Too beatiful for this thread.



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:smith: I know what that third one is.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
my guess is fried cauliflower. looks dry but would.

codespace
May 3, 2011

Rickycat posted:

my guess is fried cauliflower. looks dry but would.

Your naivete is charming.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
First one is fried (chicken?) intestines, the last one is some kind of fried brain. No idea what the middle one is.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sinestro posted:

First one is fried (chicken?) intestines, the last one is some kind of fried brain. No idea what the middle one is.

Squirrel. The middle one is some kind of fried fat... thing. Chicken fat, I think?

e:



^^ this is on a tortilla and is therefore not classified as a pizza, thus circumventing the "no pizza rules" rule

cash crab has a new favorite as of 21:16 on Aug 10, 2015

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

Squirrel. The middle one is some kind of fried fat... thing. Chicken fat, I think?

e:



The carrots make it healthy. Like a Happy Meal at McDonalds.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


But wait! There's more!


“Hard boiled eggs and shrimp suspended in a ring of lime jello, served cold”





Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

codespace posted:

Your naivete is charming.

but i want to believe :smith:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I found an image so hosed up not even Imgur would accept an upload, even turning it into a PNG

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I found an image so hosed up not even Imgur would accept an upload, even turning it into a PNG



A caviar butty without actual butter? Dry, but acceptable.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Rickycat posted:

but i want to believe :smith:

Fried cow brains. Although cauliflower with batter on sounds amazing right now.

And the first two are deep fried pork intestine, just different parts- the second photo is specifically called chiccaron bulaklak (flower pork rinds)- so good with vinegar that's had chili peppers steeped in. (also great for getting rid of that, um, fresh taste you sometimes get.)

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


goddammit this is not how you make corndogs

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I found an image so hosed up not even Imgur would accept an upload, even turning it into a PNG



The fabric underneath suggests this person was on a bus which IMO is the most confusing part of this

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

cash crab posted:

But wait! There's more!




We need a bingo checklist for this thread.

Low Res [X]
Loose Corn [X]
Hot Dogs, no Bun [X]
Cluttered/Messy Kitchen [X}
WTF Prep Method [X]

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

cash crab posted:


“Hard boiled eggs and shrimp suspended in a ring of lime jello, served cold”

Something about those non-fruit Jello dishes is viscerally unsettling to me. I've got no beef with the component parts (well, except the peas, which I'm not especially fond of), but all together, prepared and presented like that? Absolutely disgusting. I'd rather eat "Aunt Peg's Green Bean and Calico Hair Casserole."

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Minarchist posted:

We need a bingo checklist for this thread.

Low Res [X]
Loose Corn [X]
Hot Dogs, no Bun [X]
Cluttered/Messy Kitchen [X}
WTF Prep Method [X]

Ultimate loose corn :

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

death .cab for qt posted:

goddammit this is not how you make corndogs

:thejoke:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

cash crab posted:

Ultimate loose corn :



I feel like cup price should be as much as corn price.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

tribbledirigible posted:

I feel like cup price should be as much as corn price.

"I went to the gravy truck and got stains all over my new sweater!"

"That's because you've got to hit up the Bowl Truck first. That's how they get you"

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

tribbledirigible posted:

I feel like cup price should be as much as corn price.

Other way around. The cup should be $1.30, but the corn is free - and you can't bring your own container.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Buy all the cups then sell them outside for $1 each.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
it's corn and corn alone day!

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Minarchist posted:

We need a bingo checklist for this thread.

Low Res [X]
Loose Corn [X]
Hot Dogs, no Bun [X]
Cluttered/Messy Kitchen [X}
WTF Prep Method [X]

Here ya go.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


Please do not badmouth chickencheese

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

"Wet" would be a good one. The two "O" columns is funny.


Also, I've never seen the phrase "loose corn" before, and it sounds pretty unappealing despite my understanding that it is just corn off-the-cob.

Sort of like "loose meat." Like, does one not assume it is unattached? Is the "loose" property of the corn or meat preparation so important that it should be featured in the title of the dish? It just seems very strange to me.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

There should be a "cooking for ma man ;)" when its pics of easy mac and cut up hot dogs.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Sort of like "loose meat." Like, does one not assume it is unattached? Is the "loose" property of the corn or meat preparation so important that it should be featured in the title of the dish? It just seems very strange to me.

Its a staple of these "cooked dinner for the bae" meals that there's just gonna be some canned or frozen corn dumped on the plate next to some other culinary abomination.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFP5mmPZe_c

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


I would replace ramen noodles with "cash crab ate it."

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

QuelleFuck posted:

I would replace ramen noodles with "cash crab ate it."

why not just label it "free space"?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Rickycat posted:

why not just label it "free space"?

done



"8 things plated together, none of all of which are questionable on their own" was a typo but I'm keeping it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This is what I've been raised on :smith:


Probably does not taste that bad, but the photography isn't great.


This looks good, yes?

Rocky Mountain Oysters. AKA bull testicles. Probably would.

Another one for the :confused: books


I'm not even sure if this is supposed to be chicken parmesan or if there's any meat underneath, but good lord

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



People who freak out about 'loose corn' are weirdos who shouldn't be associated with.

Corn is good no matter the state of the cob.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

People who freak out about 'loose corn' are weirdos who shouldn't be associated with.

Corn is good no matter the state of the cob.

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Lets test this "no pizza rules" theory.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

flatbread and beef nugs

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