"HulkaMatt, make that the new thread title 'Raw makes me sad.'"

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what ice cream should hulkamatt get
	smores
	cookie dough
	something peanut buttery
	he should go to the pizza place next door, tbh.

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

CobiWann posted:

Not the knee, not the knee...take someone else's knee, don't take Cesaro's! Take Foochs', he doesn't need it!

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

SJWs hate Cisaro.

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Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about Roman Reigns:

Roman Reigns oh Roman Reigns
You're gonna be huge, but you're in a rutt
If I was a gay man
I'd try hard to gently caress your butt

I know what you're all wondering
As you wait for your pop tart in the toaster:
"Is he talking about the wrestler
or the PSP poster???"

The End

HulkaMatt change this man's name to fart crane

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Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

I'm so stressed about that knee

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

CarlCX posted:

There is something about this match that is not gelling at all.

It feels very sloppy.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

knee seems fine

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only temporary: Sep 3, 2006

knee looks good

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Why does JBL constantly have to drop soccer poo poo nobody who's watching knows

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NowonSA: Jul 19, 2013; I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Jerusalem posted:

J-Ru you fool, a single emoticon reply! It's like you haven't learned from your probation at all! :gonk:

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

SJWs hate Cisaro.

Please don't light the Yuriy signal to get him in here defending Cesaro

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns posted:

You stay the gently caress away from me.

Now we know what was in that briefcase that got thrown into the ring.

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That dancing

I am howling with laughter

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Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Don't think they could've picked a worse camera angle for that superplex.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

NowonSA posted:

J-Ru you fool, a single emoticon reply! It's like you haven't learned from your probation at all!

NowonSA my friend, I haven't learned anything :downs:

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

i did not write any songs you guys

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Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

Dolph's hacker just posted a selfie and they're goony as hell

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

never try to out-european uppercut a european

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Fibby Boy posted:

Don't think they could've picked a worse camera angle for that superplex.

They could have put a cameraman perched precariously over the edge of a cage wall shooting down into the ring.

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

i did not write any songs you guys

i mean i've written songs before but not for you

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Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Kids don't Google Swinging in Seattle either

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Man this is one dead crowd

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I wonder if Xavier had to puke a whole bunch to eject all that mayo before dancing.

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Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

My book is good. I also thought this was the main event. What is the actual main event?

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

THE ROH APRON BUMP TAKE THAT ROH

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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

I wrote a poem about Nut Bunnies:

Nut Bunnies oh Nut Bunnies
you used to make everyone mad
But you've been mellow lately
I guess that makes everyone glad

You called someone a retard once
That wasn't nice at all
You really love indie wrestling
Where nobody is big and tall

The End

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Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

That's NOT what a marriage of convenience is JBL.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

fart blood posted:

I wrote a poem about Nut Bunnies:

Nut Bunnies oh Nut Bunnies
you used to make everyone mad
But you've been mellow lately
I guess that makes everyone glad

You called someone a retard once
That wasn't nice at all
You really love indie wrestling
Where nobody is big and tall

The End

Chris hero

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Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

This crowd fuckin loves Randy Orton

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checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I love these men

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

VINTAGE VINTAGE

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

the vintage is extreme tonight

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Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

Could do without that camera angle again

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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

WrasslorMonkey posted:

You're doing God's work.

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Charles Gnarwin posted:

This crowd fuckin loves Randy Orton

hmm no sounds dead to me

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

There's no thigh slapping here!!!

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bartok: May 10, 2006

That Cesaro guy is really good.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

CESAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Dangerous Person posted:

My book is good. I also thought this was the main event. What is the actual main event?

Seth Rollins vs the winner

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

You guys. Cesaro.

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