"HulkaMatt, make that the new thread title 'Raw makes me sad.'"

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what ice cream should hulkamatt get
	smores
	cookie dough
	something peanut buttery
	he should go to the pizza place next door, tbh.

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

too bad here comes the pig

hope you don't keep kosher or halal too

oh god it's... it's delicious

why is it so delicious

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

If Bray Wyatt and Tyler Breeze form a tag team, the fireflies will be thousands of tiny Prince Pretty selfies.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:43

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

Dangerous Person posted:

Dean Ambrose will always have my respect because I would never want to have to wrestle in jeans on a regular basis.

They're probably chuck norris action jeans

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:44

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I was browsing twitter during the break and guess who was at a hardcore show in Orlando with Baron Corbin this week

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

No, it's because they'd have to have a third Wyatt since Rowan is hurt and if anyone honestly says they'd rather see Roman/Sting vs. Wyatts than Roman/Ambrose they're nuts.

Half the roster's doing nothing and Adam Rose spends his free time on Twitter practically begging for them to bring back his Leo Kruger character so he'd have something to do on-screen, so it's not like that 6 way would have been incredibly difficult to pull off

But that'd require they think about something that doesn't involve Cena

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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

i want a poooooooem

It's four in the morning, the end of December
I'm writing you now just to see if you're better
New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.

I hear that you're building your little house deep in the desert
You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.

Yes, and Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?

Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
You'd been to the station to meet every train
And you came home without Lili Marlene

And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
And when she came back she was nobody's wife.

Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
One more thin gypsy thief
Well I see Jane's awake

She sends her regards.
And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
What can I possibly say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
I'm glad you stood in my way.

If you ever come by here, for Jane or for me
Well your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear

Sincerely Zyla

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Benne posted:

Seahawks

lol idiots it's wrestling.

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Edwardian posted:

That sounds...dreadful.

It's actually really good, you just have to cook it a bit longer than they suggest to get a proper bacon consistency. Putting a little smoked paprika on one side helps boost the meat flavour, too.

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WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Sigh, well my stream is down, so here's a gif of a vanilla jobber doing some flippy poo poo

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:45

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Luigi Thirty posted:

I was browsing twitter during the break and guess who was at a hardcore show in Orlando with Baron Corbin this week

The guy on the Pringles can is real?

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:45

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

I was browsing twitter during the break and guess who was at a hardcore show in Orlando with Baron Corbin this week

Nash looks to be on the side of beef jerky there.

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

http://www.quorn.co.uk/food/cook-from-scratch/bacon-style-slices/ I'm just throwing out that that is what a professional company decided to use to represent that poo poo. I think that says enough how bad that is.

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

byron saxton more over than dean ambrose

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

lol

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

abraham linksys posted:

Show update, waiting for Vince Staples, what's the haps in Rawland

Chokes' wife is in the hospital but she's probably going to be just fine :unsmith:

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

Half the roster's doing nothing and Adam Rose spends his free time on Twitter practically begging for them to bring back his Leo Kruger character so he'd have something to do on-screen, so it's not like that 6 way would have been incredibly difficult to pull off

But that'd require they think about something that doesn't involve Cena

That would be cool, I admit. But I stand by that if they're not gonna add a third this option is superior.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

http://www.quorn.co.uk/food/cook-from-scratch/bacon-style-slices/ I'm just throwing out that that is what a professional company decided to use to represent that poo poo. I think that says enough how bad that is.

Morning Star veggie bacon is actually super rad, it doesn't curl up but it's crisp as gently caress and delicious

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:46

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Sigh, well my stream is down, so here's a gif of a vanilla jobber doing some flippy poo poo

make it a psycho crusher please!!!

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

NickRoweFillea posted:

cool. same time next week?

tell me what the new day did ppl took the opportunity to try to be funny when I asked

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:47

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

MotU posted:

tell me what the new day did ppl took the opportunity to try to be funny when I asked

rocked

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RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

i want a poooooooem

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Zyla Look at my big fat butt. Durrrrrr"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:48

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

http://www.quorn.co.uk/food/cook-from-scratch/bacon-style-slices/ I'm just throwing out that that is what a professional company decided to use to represent that poo poo. I think that says enough how bad that is.

That's how most bacon is presented. I used to do product photography for a couple of supermarkets and a seafood company, I can tell you there's not much you can do with some foods.

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:48

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Morning Star veggie bacon is actually super rad, it doesn't curl up but it's crisp as gently caress and delicious

Plus if you over-do it just a little bit it's got this certain smokey taste that's loving awesome (I've been a vegetarian 13 years, most morningstar and gardein stuff ain't bad)

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:48

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

MotU posted:

tell me what the new day did ppl took the opportunity to try to be funny when I asked

they beat Los Matadores and then had a funny backstage interview with Nae Nae

# ? Aug 11, 2015 02:48

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

MotU posted:

tell me what the new day did ppl took the opportunity to try to be funny when I asked

they did the funny clapping, xavier talked poo poo on the sidelines, and then they beat the matadores and did some good dancing.

heres our friend wrasslormonkey helping out

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

It's four in the morning, the end of December
I'm writing you now just to see if you're better
New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.

I hear that you're building your little house deep in the desert
You're living for nothing now, I hope you're keeping some kind of record.

Yes, and Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?

Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
You'd been to the station to meet every train
And you came home without Lili Marlene

And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
And when she came back she was nobody's wife.

Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
One more thin gypsy thief
Well I see Jane's awake

She sends her regards.
And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
What can I possibly say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
I'm glad you stood in my way.

If you ever come by here, for Jane or for me
Well your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear

Sincerely Zyla

I really love the tori amos version :3:

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ahahaha that clothesline spot on the outside looked dumb as hell

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

pressedbunny posted:

It's actually really good, you just have to cook it a bit longer than they suggest to get a proper bacon consistency. Putting a little smoked paprika on one side helps boost the meat flavour, too.

is there seasoning i can use to give my tofu meat flavor or something

i usually just cook it with a bunch of jalapenos and then have, like, cooked slabs of jalapeno (plus a load of cooked jalapenos from the garden too) but it doesn't really go with everything

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

hahahahaha that superman punch totally whiffed

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

lol

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

NickRoweFillea posted:

they did the funny clapping, xavier talked poo poo on the sidelines, and then they beat the matadores and did some good dancing.

heres our friend wrasslormonkey helping out

StarkRavingMad posted:

they beat Los Matadores and then had a funny backstage interview with Nae Nae

thank you I appreciate it!

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

The right man won.

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Last week's Raw was really good. Why is this one not?

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

LOU
CARPER

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Lou Karper wins :geno:

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Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Roman needs to add a lariat to fit in with all the other guys in the feud.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Zyla Look at my big fat butt. Durrrrrr"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

:masterstroke:

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Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

That was a fun clusterfuck of an ending.

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DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Haha, Ambrose is like the one guy Harper can beat.

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