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ibntumart posted:Well, if she didn't share all her awesome saintly activities, she wouldn't get folks writing articles about how great she is! SHE ATE WITH A BLACK PERSON!!!!!! Jesus, how the gently caress does that make you "the nicest" anything.
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 Some oval office posted:These jerks followed me for half a mile, laughing me and telling me to "Go ahead and bike real hard so that I can get a man to bang me," (I'm married, joke's on them), and that I should stop subjecting the world to such a horror of a sight (I wasn't wearing anything revealing or anything, quite the opposite). They continued to call me fat and other special words that were used to the same effect while laughing and tailing me and telling me I couldn't last another 10 feet without having a heart attack.
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Aug 10, 2015 12:56
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Outran a car on a bike? Must the same person as in this one: 
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Aug 10, 2015 13:05
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RabbitWizard posted:Outran a car on a bike? Must the same person as in this one: Why do people insist on doubling-down with obvious lies? Their "conviction" is not going to make me re-examine my stance of "you're a loving liar."
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Aug 10, 2015 13:34
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Non Serviam posted:SHE ATE WITH A BLACK PERSON!!!!!! The fact that she's constantly TELLING others how nice she is is itself really bad etiquette and not nice at all. Your actions should speak for themselves, not be trotted out for Facebook likes. Ugh, I used to work with a woman like that. She was a shrieking harpy that no one wanted to interact with unless absolutely necessary, and every story she told went directly up her own rear end in a top hat. I remember one in particular, she and her husband were at a restaurant, and she "befriended" the Mexican busboy, which I took to mean annoyed him while he was trying to do his job. I guess he told her his family was back in Mexico and she felt so sorry for him she slipped him a twenty. According to her, he was so grateful he CRIED, and told her over and over what a good person she was. The story ended with her husband telling her she was a saint, and how she just can't help giving people the shirt off her back. We, her coworkers, had to try really hard not to roll our eyes straight out of our heads, as the only evidence of her not being a petty, vindictive rear end in a top hat invariably came from her own mouth. Not saying Brooke here is like that, of course, she may be a lovely person. But niceness is up to those around you to decide, not for you to declare.
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Aug 10, 2015 14:00
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ibntumart posted:Well, if she didn't share all her awesome saintly activities, she wouldn't get folks writing articles about how great she is! She's like the female DJ Kaled
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Aug 10, 2015 14:15
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The size of your dick, your talent, your kindness: 3 things that should speak for themselves.
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RabbitWizard posted:Outran a car on a bike? Must the same person as in this one: I love that last comment. Someone should tell Usain Bolt that the secret to running is to NOT train for a while and let your "adrenaline and excitement" do the work.
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Aug 10, 2015 15:10
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Also apparently being small helps because...???
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Fathis Munk posted:Also apparently being small helps because...???
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I think I posted it the first time this came around, but my favorite part is that even taking red at face value, they apparently just got up, ran incredibly fast for no particular reason, and sat down again. There's not even the slightest pretense of having started a new fitness regimen or something. They just felt like running once, very fast, and then stopping for good.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:23
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effervescible posted:I think I posted it the first time this came around, but my favorite part is that even taking red at face value, they apparently just got up, ran incredibly fast for no particular reason, and sat down again. There's not even the slightest pretense of having started a new fitness regimen or something. They just felt like running once, very fast, and then stopping for good. Well, once you've broken the world record is there really a need to do it again?
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Aug 10, 2015 17:25
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Testekill posted:That girl... is inhuman. Jesus didn't have cleavage. Just sayin'
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Aug 10, 2015 17:27
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Samizdata posted:Jesus didn't have cleavage. Just sayin' You weren't there. You have no way of knowing this.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:35
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Lol 8 miles on a bike is like literally nothing.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:56
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Lol 8 miles on a bike is like literally nothing. It's better than just sitting on a sofa watching TV. Edit: what it if was up hill both ways?
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Aleph Null posted:It's better than just sitting on a sofa watching TV. uphill yeah if it's steep, but they also said they "outran" some guys in a car, so they have both a very high and very low opinion of their bicycle skills
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Yeah I'll do little 8 mile rides when I have an hour to kill (including getting my bike clothes on, doing the ride, and showering after), there's nothing wrong with it. I think you'd have to be really out of shape for it to be a big accomplishment but everyone has to start somewhere.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Lol 8 miles on a bike is like literally nothing. Where are you getting 8 miles from? It just says 3 more than intended. Is there more to it in the imgur description?
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prom candy posted:Yeah I'll do little 8 mile rides when I have an hour to kill Look at mr loving world record holder ovah here
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Aug 10, 2015 18:21
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Master Twig posted:Where are you getting 8 miles from? It just says 3 more than intended. Is there more to it in the imgur description? Just scroll up to the original post you ninny
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Grilox posted:Just scroll up to the original post you ninny I missed that line. I guess I'm a dumb idiot then. Yes, 8 miles is nothing.
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Aug 10, 2015 18:31
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Kulebri posted:I love that last comment. Someone should tell Usain Bolt that the secret to running is to NOT train for a while and let your "adrenaline and excitement" do the work. That's pretty much his regimen already
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Aug 10, 2015 20:23
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ThatPazuzu posted:You weren't there. You have no way of knowing this. Prove Jesus did.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Lol 8 miles on a bike is like literally nothing. What if she did it in 16 minutes?
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Paladinus posted:What if she did it in 16 minutes? Or 8? DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
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Honestly it's hard to fault someone for at least going out and exercising (even if it's "just" 8 bike miles) - some people don't even do that. That said, quote:I sped up, got around the corner, lost them, and was so pissed that I got an awesome second wind and biked 3 additional miles, bringing me to 8 total.  I don't know why but the way I read it made it sound like some spy action film but in reality they just kept biking and biked some extra.
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(I am getting ready to go out on the floor at the retail store I work at, and one of the managers on duty randomly tells me that he had a weird dream where I was controlling Cthulhu to attack him to make him give me time off. He, like me, is also a giant gamer nerd. I think that is a rather opportune moment to pull out of my tiny purse the tiny Cthulhu mini that I got at a recent convention, and trot one on the table towards him… saying:) Me: *in Cthulhu voice* “[My Name] tells me that you don’t want to let her off of work tomorrow for her sister’s wedding shower. Cthulhu compels you!” Manager On Duty: *bursts into laughter* “How… do you have him in your purse? What the h***?” Me: “I am magic… and also impressed with your obviously clairvoyant powers.” (Suddenly randomly one of our other coworkers, who I figured thought we were both insane, pops out with:) Coworker: “Well, the Dark Lord has spoken; you have to let her have the day off tomorrow.” Manager On Duty: “Fine… but I need you to work recovery next week.” Me: “Very good. The Dark Lord is pleased.” *puts mini Cthulhu back in my purse and starts my shift*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr6aHi98iGI This has popped up a few times on my FB feed today. It just comes off so scripted and inhuman. And the religious undertones make this all feel like an anti-abortion ad. If I am wrong, I'm sorry. But if they faked a miscarriage just for internet hits.... Well I only know one other person who would use a miscarriage for internet fame. B^U
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York_M_Chan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr6aHi98iGI You can check other videos on their channel, so they're legit. They are just typical youtube vloggers with a damaged understanding of private life who feel that they must share everything with their viewers.
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ibntumart posted:Even more fun if her daughter does the previous verses! "But Mom, with Sean it's more like Ezekiel 23:19-21"
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Paladinus posted:You can check other videos on their channel, so they're legit. They are just typical youtube vloggers with a damaged understanding of private life who feel that they must share everything with their viewers. I feel the reaction is more genuine when they don't carefully pose, light, and edit the video. But hey, that's just me.
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corn in the bible posted:(I am getting ready to go out on the floor at the retail store I work at, and one of the managers on duty randomly tells me that he had a weird dream where I was controlling Cthulhu to attack him to make him give me time off. He, like me, is also a giant gamer nerd. I think that is a rather opportune moment to pull out of my tiny purse the tiny Cthulhu mini that I got at a recent convention, and trot one on the table towards him… saying:) Goddamn, some people have a weird way of trying to look cool. "I referenced an overused dorky-as-gently caress Internet meme not only in public but at my place of employment. You wish you were as awesome as me"
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Stoatbringer posted:"But Mom, with Sean it's more like Ezekiel 23:19-21" "And you will know my name is SEAN, when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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York_M_Chan posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr6aHi98iGI That original video creeped me out. Dude went rifling through the toilet after his wife pissed in it and then told her she was pregnant, in front of their kids, way before the first trimester was even over. While he was filming it.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Goddamn, some people have a weird way of trying to look cool. Cthulhu is a lot older than the internet, heretical scum!
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PUGGERNAUT posted:That original video creeped me out. Dude went rifling through the toilet after his wife pissed in it and then told her she was pregnant, in front of their kids, way before the first trimester was even over. While he was filming it. That's why my parents didn't announce Mom was pregnant with me until her belly got too big to hide, and I think everyone should be the same.
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PUGGERNAUT posted:That original video creeped me out. Dude went rifling through the toilet after his wife pissed in it and then told her she was pregnant, in front of their kids, way before the first trimester was even over. While he was filming it. it was creepy as gently caress also its fuckin disgusting to not flush a goddamn toilet
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:it was creepy as gently caress if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
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