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Aug 11, 2015 13:47
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"Boss fired me."
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EvilTaytoMan posted:
 E: Also, Applewhite, a whole lot of cartoons from earlier in the thread aren't showing up anymore.
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Aug 11, 2015 14:03
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 "Wait a minute, dog's can't read!"
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:
They're all showing up for me. Which ones aren't showing up for you?
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Aug 11, 2015 14:06
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"Bow wow... Woof woof! GRrrrroof*!" *Dog speak for 'wait a minute.... this is all just adverts for dog food! and yet I can't... stop... reading!'
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Applewhite posted:They're all showing up for me. Which ones aren't showing up for you? Uh, actually, never mind. Looking again, I think it's just ones that were improperly quoted.
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Aug 11, 2015 14:09
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 "I have the power to project hallucinations into the minds of other people. You will be the first to worship me as the new god of this world."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:13
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"I tried to summon the Old Ones from the Deep, and this is all I got."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:19
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 "It is of angels that I wish to speak to you, Mr. Lipwig."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:21
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 "Excellent, we shall seal our new business partnership with ritual Rishihara."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:25
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 "What the gently caress did you think was gonna happen, idiot?"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:26
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There's a spare tyre in the trunk
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Aug 11, 2015 14:28
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 "Hello, security?"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:32
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 "That's where I keep my valor."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:33
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 "This cartoon is literally an ad for the Netflix Original Series 'Bojack Horseman.'"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:36
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"I'm sorry sir but I'm afraid he'll have to call you back. He's about to get stoned."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:37
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"I deserve better than to be in this stupid biblical reference." "This is my son, the lolicon. He will not be inheriting this company when I retire."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:38
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"I'm glad you asked! You see, I just came back from a business trip to Japan and-"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:39
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"Apparently we can forget." (This is it isn't it? This is the actual caption? I bet it's the actual caption.)
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Oxygen Deficiency posted:"Apparently we can forget." Pretty close. It was "Yeah but once you learn, you never forget."
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 "Oh no. If only super man would come and save me."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:49
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 "We found out that Black people hate pies."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:52
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"Bitch, did I say you could get dressed?!"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:53
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"Mr. Luthor sir, you were Superman this whole time?!"
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Aug 11, 2015 14:53
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 "Yes, I'm the goon who didn't notice her roommate was dead for weeks. We ended up getting married."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:56
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"Mr. Goliath, your three o'clock dominatrix is here."
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Aug 11, 2015 14:58
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 "Well done, goonsir!"
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Aug 11, 2015 15:00
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 "Anyone could have failed that saving throw. You don't have to pout all night."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:04
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"Duuu-hu-hu-huuude. I'm, like, so high right now."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:07
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 "I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, it appears you've accidentally crossed into an alternate timeline where your husband never existed."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:09
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 "Stop calling it a purse!"
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Aug 11, 2015 15:11
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 "There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools, singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white, Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one Will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, Would scarcely know that we were gone."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:13
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"Says here that this is the bed featured in the iconic 'loss.jpg'."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:14
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"It looks like astroturf to me."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:20
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 "I have the weirdest boner right now."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:23
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 "I'm flattered, but you're too old for me."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:26
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 "Actually, the show has a lot of mature themes that go over children's heads, and furthermore..."
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 "Alright, spread 'em"
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