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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
To be fair I don't remember a Barrow AFC reference in the original joke. I was going to be more brutal in response to the kid but wasn't sure what the BBC moderating of their comments was like.

Edit: please don't doxx me, I live a fat miserable existence already. And I'm an Arsenal fan.

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Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Too late bro, that fb link has probably been seen by too many people now.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Bacon Terrorist posted:

To be fair I don't remember a Barrow AFC reference in the original joke. I was going to be more brutal in response to the kid but wasn't sure what the BBC moderating of their comments was like.

Edit: please don't doxx me, I live a fat miserable existence already. And I'm an Arsenal fan.

The joke you stole off breath ray was the wherever whenever one!

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

The Big Taff Man posted:

The joke you stole off breath ray was the wherever whenever one!

Ah yeah.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

The joke you stole off breath ray was the wherever whenever one!

lol I thought you were joking. someone needs to report this clown, stat

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Breath Ray posted:

lol I thought you were joking. someone needs to report this clown, stat

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This is riveting stuff, Taff

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Breath Ray posted:

lol I thought you were joking. someone needs to report this clown, stat

Don't worry, I already reported him on Facebook for joke stealing.

Xherdan's good friend Shinji Kagawa has reportedly advised him not to move to England, so I'm thinking he won't sign.









Because Shaqiri's n*ps don't lie.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Why did that guy put Stoke in quotes? Is he brapbrapbrap?

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Don't worry, I already reported him on Facebook for joke stealing.

Xherdan's good friend Shinji Kagawa has reportedly advised him not to move to England, so I'm thinking he won't sign.









Because Shaqiri's n*ps don't lie.

lol mods

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Big Jussi signed for Wigan at the young age of 40

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Adama Traore from Barcelona to Aston Villa is on according to several reputable sources

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em



Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet. Shaqiri to Stoke

TasmanianX fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Aug 11, 2015

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

TasmanianX posted:




Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet.

lol that smile

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

TasmanianX posted:




Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet. Shaqiri to Stoke

That smile reminds me of Max Payne, even though there're teeth here

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

OK I've had a chance to calm down now and see the funny side. Just buy me plat and we can consider the matter closed.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

TasmanianX posted:




Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet. Shaqiri to Stoke

I'm doing all the moves

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Oh Shaq. Another good footballer ruined by lovely advice and meddling from dumb (and fat) family members.

Hope he does well, but drat this is depressing.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea have re-signed 38 year old German goalkeeper Gerhard Tremmel on a new two-year deal.

Bizarre.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

TasmanianX posted:




Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet. Shaqiri to Stoke

5 years ago we signed big kenwyne jones for 8 mill

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
smelly face and other reading fans tell me about hope akpam

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

poo poo Farm posted:

smelly face and other reading fans tell me about hope akpam

big purple pussylips

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
but good shot stopper

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
she comes into her own in the second half

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

poo poo Farm posted:

smelly face and other reading fans tell me about hope akpam

He seems nice but is a bit poo poo, maybe some potential idk but generally a bad player

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Sounds a bit hopeless to be honest

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Jack Sullivan has confirmed that West Ham will not be signing Joey Barton. I had mixed feelings on him coming in but I don't think his presence in a locker room of a first-year manager would be a good thing (even if that manager is Slaven Bilic)

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

TasmanianX posted:




Yep

e: I guess nobody has done dealed this yet. Shaqiri to Stoke

Lmao

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

sassassin posted:

Swansea have re-signed 38 year old German goalkeeper Gerhard Tremmel on a new two-year deal.

Bizarre.

I actually read a rumour about this. Apparebtly one of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the Tremmel

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

lol nailed it

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
lol, West Ham dropped their interest in Barton after all the supporters complained about him.

The system works.

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

aww...http://www.unscriptd.com/Raw/FOOTBALL-%28SOCCER%29-Joe-Barton-14997/

I'd rather have Lucas tbh

MoPZiG fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Aug 12, 2015

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Apologies if this is a repost, but Mathieu Valbuena to Lyon is a done deal:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/11/mathieu-valbuena-lyon-dynamo-moscow

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I'm glad West Ham aren't signing Joey Barton, not because he's a oval office but because he's poo poo

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Belgian media is hinting strongly that De Bruyne to Man City is a done deal. 69 million euro transfer price, and he'll earn 320k/week. wowzers

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

Wengy posted:

Oh Shaq. Another good footballer ruined by lovely advice and meddling from dumb (and fat) family members.

Hope he does well, but drat this is depressing.

He always was overrated and his giant ego brings more harm than good to the national team.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

beedeebee posted:

Belgian media is hinting strongly that De Bruyne to Man City is a done deal. 69 million euro transfer price, and he'll earn 320k/week. wowzers

That's Januzaj wages.

Would he quite funny if he helped City beat Chelsea to the title. How come he never got the chance there?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


beedeebee posted:

Belgian media is hinting strongly that De Bruyne to Man City is a done deal. 69 million euro transfer price, and he'll earn 320k/week. wowzers

Would look more believable with 420k/week tbh

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Ewar Woowar posted:

That's Januzaj wages.

Would he quite funny if he helped City beat Chelsea to the title. How come he never got the chance there?

Bad attitude, wanted to be an automatic starter.

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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Ewar Woowar posted:

That's Januzaj wages.

Would he quite funny if he helped City beat Chelsea to the title. How come he never got the chance there?



Mourinho said he didn't do enough in training etc. Would surprise me, since with our national side, and in Germany, he always runs 12km+/game and never stops. Doubt you can do that without training much. Or maybe Mourinho was right and he got his wake-up call in the Bundesliga? I guess we'll never know.
Ofcourse it doesn't help that Chelsea has 3 million players.

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