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death .cab for qt posted:Pour some coke and tequila in with that cream, have yourself a paralyzer Please don't give me ideas, I am unemployed and nothing can stop me from doing this
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ErIog posted:The thing I've learned in my years of learning how to cook, though, is that people are very committed to eating like garbage, and it doesn't matter how easy you try to make it for them to eat better. All they have to loving do is slide their hand a few inches left or right toward the frozen broccoli and it would be like 1000% better. I hear ya, broccoli's the best. Brussel Sprouts make me want to cry in a corner though. laughable content:  tribbledirigible posted:Also, in that last panel is a face of a man who's almost knurd. That last panel is the best 1000-yard stare ever. We just saw a PTSD case form right before our eyes  cash crab posted:This morning I drank straight cream and you guys are labouring under the delusion that my palate is something to be scrutinised under some normal metric I put heavy cream on honey nut cheerios once when I ran out of milk. It wasn't a good thing.
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Minarchist posted:Maybe this is something more to your liking? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa NO Minarchist posted:Also root beer floats with french vanilla ice cream is one of the best things, you guys poo poo on me for putting corn and chili but don't like gods gift to dessert beverages I don't care for ice cream nine times out of ten so you can't really dress it up in a way that'll interest me more often than not. That's not a strike against other people, that's me being a pain when it comes to food. You guys can enjoy what you like but I'm just not a fan of most stuff. Like pecans, spaghetti, macaroni and cheese, cheese if its not on a pizza, cucumbers, squash, it's a long list of things.
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Minarchist posted:I hear ya, broccoli's the best. Brussel Sprouts make me want to cry in a corner though. I put heavy cream in cornflakes. It's my #1 favourite shame treat. Also, my brothers are twins and they got pissed about being mistaken for one another pretty early on, so one year one of them said, "I want broccoli with cheese for my birthday dinner" after the other one said he wanted pizza. The big day comes, and my mom walks in with a pizza (for the second twin) and broccoli/cheese for the other and sets it in front of him and he burst into tears. Naturally, there was another pizza in the kitchen because she's not a loving idiot and she knows he didn't actually want that. anyway   vvv Looks like another drunk afternoon for cash crab cash crab has a new favorite as of 19:31 on Aug 11, 2015 |
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cash crab posted:Please don't give me ideas, I am unemployed and nothing can stop me from doing this [quote=http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink417.html ]1/2 oz tequila 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz KahluaŽ coffee liqueur 4 oz light cream 4 1/2 oz Coca-ColaŽ Instructions Pour tequilla, vodka and kahlua over ice in a collins glass. Half-fill with coke, and top with light cream or milk. Stir gently with a straw, and serve.[/quote] 
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Minarchist posted:Brussel Sprouts make me want to cry in a corner though. This is sad because they're loving delicious
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:This is sad because they're loving delicious Nope
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Minarchist posted:Maybe this is something more to your liking? His smile and optimism: gone
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VendaGoat posted:Nope This reveals that you have never had a finely roasted or seared brussel sprout in your life and were probably served awful mushy boiled sprouts in your childhood, in which case I feel for you.
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exquisite tea posted:This reveals that you have never had a finely roasted or seared brussel sprout in your life and were probably served awful mushy boiled sprouts in your childhood, in which case I feel for you. 
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cash crab posted:vvv Looks like another drunk afternoon for cash crab Trip report with your heavy cream variation
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Efexeye posted:someone has clearly never had Not Your Father's Root Beer
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exquisite tea posted:This reveals that you have never had a finely roasted or seared brussel sprout in your life and were probably served awful mushy boiled sprouts in your childhood, in which case I feel for you. It's like this with perogies too. My mom boiled them, and I liked them okay, but then my husband made some that he baked in the oven covered in cheese, chopped bacon, and seasoning, then seasoned the sour cream too. It was so loving good.
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Efexeye posted:someone has clearly never had Not Your Father's Root Beer 
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VendaGoat posted:Nope Not boiled though. Grilled? Hell YEAH!
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cash crab drinks heavy cream, his siblings eat entire pizzas in one sitting.. I'm imagining he's part of a family from Wall-E
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Yeah but do this to Asparagus with hollandaise and suddenly it's 'correct high class plating'
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My former colleague made that cake. He apparently he set the oven to grill rather than bake.
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beato posted:My former colleague made that cake. He apparently he set the oven to grill rather than bake. Where'd the rest of it go though?? That's like a quarter cup of batter carefully spread into a disk.
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PCOS Bill posted:cash crab drinks heavy cream, his siblings eat entire pizzas in one sitting.. I'm imagining he's part of a family from Wall-E I actually can't figure out how none of my immediate or extended family is obese. A few people are "festively plump" i.e.: ten pounds overweight, but somehow no one ever got to deathfat status despite such exciting events as "brie and steak night" and "how long do you think it'll take us to finish this bag of gummy bears"
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Chard posted:Where'd the rest of it go though?? That's like a quarter cup of batter carefully spread into a disk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combustion
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PCOS Bill posted:cash crab drinks heavy cream, his siblings eat entire pizzas in one sitting.. I'm imagining he's part of a family from Wall-E I'm betting his family is just a bunch of Saiyins without the bodybuilder physiques. cash crab posted:I actually can't figure out how none of my immediate or extended family is obese. A few people are "festively plump" i.e.: ten pounds overweight, but somehow no one ever got to deathfat status despite such exciting events as "brie and steak night" and "how long do you think it'll take us to finish this bag of gummy bears" That still doesn't sound too terrible. Now if you had said month instead of week that might be more mindboggling. And when you say 'bag of gummy bears' how big are we talking? 
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RareAcumen posted:I'm betting his family is just a bunch of Saiyins without the bodybuilder physiques. Actually, good story and definitely anti food porn. When we were 18 or so, my friend and I went to some farmer's market because he heard there was chocolate covered gummy bears there. We got there and they only sold them in five gallon tubs... so that's what we bought. It was harder to eat them when he accidentally left them next to the radiator and we had to slice out pieces of the remaining brick with a knife.  Ahh, memories. e: It took us about two months to finish it, by the way.
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cash crab posted:Actually, good story and definitely anti food porn. When we were 18 or so, my friend and I went to some farmer's market because he heard there was chocolate covered gummy bears there. We got there and they only sold them in five gallon tubs... so that's what we bought. It was harder to eat them when he accidentally left them next to the radiator and we had to slice out pieces of the remaining brick with a knife.  The gently caress?
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RareAcumen posted:And when you say 'bag of gummy bears' how big are we talking? That thing does not taste like gummi bears and is quite vile in fact
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RareAcumen posted:And when you say 'bag of gummy bears' how big are we talking? 
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cash crab posted:This morning I drank straight cream and you guys are labouring under the delusion that my palate is something to be scrutinised under some normal metric I would rather drink half-and-half than milk. I don't measure it by volume or weight, but by "how many McDonald's double cheeseburgers could I have eaten for the same amount of calories". The answer is usually 3. Now I kind of wish we were married because even though the root beer is a sticking point, oh, the things we could eat! (all of them. it is all of the things)
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cash crab posted:Actually, good story and definitely anti food porn. When we were 18 or so, my friend and I went to some farmer's market because he heard there was chocolate covered gummy bears there. We got there and they only sold them in five gallon tubs... so that's what we bought. It was harder to eat them when he accidentally left them next to the radiator and we had to slice out pieces of the remaining brick with a knife. im fuckin rolling at the fact that you made and ate a chocolate covered gummy bear loaf
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titties posted:I would rather drink half-and-half than milk. I don't measure it by volume or weight, but by "how many McDonald's double cheeseburgers could I have eaten for the same amount of calories". The answer is usually 3. I don't come with a dowry, but I do come with an extensive knowledge of cheeses and I can even make my own pasta sauce RareAcumen posted:im fuckin rolling at the fact that you made and ate a chocolate covered gummy bear loaf Accidentally made.
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cash crab posted:I don't come with a dowry, but I do come with an extensive knowledge of cheeses and I can even make my own pasta sauce You're perfect and I love you, PM me.
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cash crab posted:I don't come with a dowry, but I do come with an extensive knowledge of cheeses and I can even make my own pasta sauce make this and report back, TIA its actually really good http://www.recipe4living.com/recipes/pasta_with_lemon_vodka_sauce.htm  pic semi-related, shrimp goes well in it. Also add cheese. Always more cheese.
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I wen't to a party with one of those Gummy Bears at it once. Even 20+ people were ill prepared to consume all of it. poo poo is dense yo.
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cash crab posted:I can even make my own pasta sauce The first time I made homemade pasta sauce for my friends, they stared at me like I was a fakir or something. "THIS IS BETTER THAN RAGU!" 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:The first time I made homemade pasta sauce for my friends, they stared at me like I was a fakir or something. cut up 1 onion cut up 5 garlic cloves cut up 10 roma tomatoes cook onions and garlic in a saute pan with olive oil until onions become translucent put tomatoes in pan with onions and garlic and stir add salt add pepper add generic italian seasoning to taste add some lemon juice/brown sugar to taste (brings out the tomato flavor imo) *optional* splash of red wine, preferably cabernet or pinot noir add fresh basil leaves near the end serve over whatever pasta works for you its literally 5 minutes prep and 20 mins overall cook time 
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cash crab posted:Accidentally made. By intent or misdeed it was still created by your hand and that allows me to find humour in this strange culinary curiosity you brought into existence and then devoured.
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