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Yestermoment posted:Sometimes, Gortarius, I suspect that you are the 1000$ backer award that impersonates a Barkley dev. The only person who will ever get anything out of this kickstarter
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Gortarius posted:PS. In other news there has been mysterious talks and elusive rumors floating about that perhaps sometime after this weekend an official ToG Sludge Overlord will briefly break the radio silence to spread out some nonsense propaganda or whatever. Heh, don't hold your breath over that one... 
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Aug 11, 2015 14:44
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Really, the only vestige of the Kickstarter that actually turned out anything being a laughing skull that tells inane lies about video game features would be pretty true to the ToG vision.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:17
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Gortarius posted:
This was supposed to already have happened. Typical ToG incompetence... pfft.. PS. There is now a possibility to have a gun that you can shoot yourself with and it'll clone you. Don't know if it'll stay in the game as is. The way it normally works is that you try to kill a bunch of enemies with a minigun only to realize that you just doubled their number. ToG is a fun hating entity so you'll just have to imagine this scenario (and the game itself) in your head because that is all you get.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:38
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Gortarius posted:This was supposed to already have happened. Typical ToG incompetence... Typical ToG incompetence would have seen it released Sunday night, we're clearly looking at atypical ToG incompetence.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:53
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after this game is released i plan on trying out a new, more meta form of comedy where i act as though the game came out last year and my posts about things will be headed by "remember that time...", to continue to live up on the development length by implying the game should have been out a considerable amount of time before its actual release my main concern is that i am, perhaps, being too esoteric as per usual, and itd be more effective to instead refuse to acknowledge its release and continue to complain bitterly about the delay. any advice?
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Aug 11, 2015 17:03
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Gortarius posted:PS. There is now a possibility to have a gun that you can shoot yourself with and it'll clone you. Don't know if it'll stay in the game as is. The way it normally works is that you try to kill a bunch of enemies with a minigun only to realize that you just doubled their number. How many weapon affixes are in the game at this point and how many do you have plans for?
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Aug 11, 2015 17:30
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senae posted:Typical ToG incompetence would have seen it released Sunday night, we're clearly looking at atypical ToG incompetence. They can't even do incompetence right.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:33
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They tweeted a thing. Some PAX nonsense at the end of the month.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:35
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i want to play this video game
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Aug 11, 2015 17:42
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BUTTERWORBS posted:game looks g reat cant wait for the late 2013 release
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Aug 11, 2015 18:32
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this is the worst looking basketball game ever
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Aug 11, 2015 20:59
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Any word on a Vectrex port?
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Aug 11, 2015 21:04
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sinking belle posted:Any word on a Vectrex port? What about the Super Megason IV. Or a Phantom Game Console
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Aug 11, 2015 21:06
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sometime i get so excited about playing this i do laser noises with my mouth and people look at me but i dont give a poo poo shut up and jam
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Aug 11, 2015 21:09
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I legitimately can't figure out if this game is actually coming out or if everything is just a long ongoing parody of bloated game development.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:14
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knwoing it was a parody would've been helpful before I dropped 20 bucks on it
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Aug 11, 2015 21:20
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ImpAtom posted:I legitimately can't figure out if this game is actually coming out or if everything is just a long ongoing parody of bloated game development. Heh... sounds like you are just where we want you to be... Keep your fiends close and your foes closer, and always keep them guessing. Travel to Pax Prime and find out oh all the tickets have been sold out for a month. It's almost like the announcement came after there was no more tickets... almost as if to stop people from being able to come to the booth. After all, no one is going to notice if one booth is missing unless they specifically came to see it right? Heh... like clockwork.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:21
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ImpAtom posted:I legitimately can't figure out if this game is actually coming out or if everything is just a long ongoing parody of bloated game development. 
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Aug 11, 2015 21:24
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ImpAtom posted:I legitimately can't figure out if this game is actually coming out or if everything is just a long ongoing parody of bloated game development. Unfortunately it's kinda become both. They've demo'd test builds of the game at conventions and live streamed assets being drawn so there's definitely something there, but evidently there's been some major project issues along the way. I'd appreciate it if they just made some proper project updates and let us know where things stood, this radio silence/Gortarius's extreme GBSery is really unprofessional Gortarius posted:Heh... sounds like you are just where we want you to be... Your posting is really, really bad
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Aug 11, 2015 21:27
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you'll find in fact that his posting is gold. Incan gold.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:30
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I expect more from the noted professionals at Tales of Game's
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Aug 11, 2015 21:30
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yeah honestly I'm really tired of the bullshit and it'd be nice to just know actual stuff
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Aug 11, 2015 21:33
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ALFbrot posted:I expect more from the noted professionals at Tales of Game's They kinda became professionals when they raised $120K from fans to work full time on a commercial video game. If there's development issues or holdups they really should have actually communicated them by now
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Aug 11, 2015 21:35
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A Steampunk Gent posted:They kinda became professionals when they raised $120K from fans to work full time on a commercial video game. If there's development issues or holdups they really should have actually communicated them by now
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Aug 11, 2015 21:36
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A Steampunk Gent posted:Your posting is really, really bad I disagree.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:37
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People were well aware of the dangers of Kickstarter when this whole thing started, so if you donated more than  lol at youHas it taken too long? Sure, no doubt. But they're working on it, which is more than I can say than most KS projects that go on this long.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:45
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I think they should give us more status information, and also that Gortarius should keep shitposting.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:52
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ALFbrot posted:You sound like a professional whiner. 'The developers of a game that has been in production for three years and hasn't had an update in six months should let us know how it's doing and when we can expect it' - professional whining Seriously, it's a really low bar to cross and it really wouldn't kill them to just type up a short post letting us know they haven't run out of funds or it's stuck in development hell or whatever
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Aug 11, 2015 21:53
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They're trying to make a really great game that they can be proud of okay guys? I'd rather wait 3 years for a really good game than get a pile of gar'bage right now. I keep forgetting I donated to this game's kickstarter through paypal and not on kickstarter. The only other game I kickstarted I sold my kickstarter tier for more than I paid and never even played the game.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:55
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I'm okay with it either way, it was a tenner that I legitimately forgot I dropped! I just literally forget it exists until the thread pops back up and I'm like "Oh, right, this is... coming out?"
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Aug 11, 2015 21:56
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A Steampunk Gent posted:'The developers of a game that has been in production for three years and hasn't had an update in six months should let us know how it's doing and when we can expect it' - professional whining Ok
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Aug 11, 2015 22:00
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I await the release of The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa with unyielding enthusiasm and faith. I am as Linus in his vigil for the Great Pumpkin. Facts, reason, and even the passing of years will not shake me.
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Aug 11, 2015 22:05
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I wouldn't mind the shitposting if there were like, actual updates on game progress either.
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Aug 11, 2015 22:20
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A Steampunk Gent posted:They kinda became professionals when they raised $120K from fans to work full time on a commercial video game. If there's development issues or holdups they really should have actually communicated them by now tbh much worse games got 5 million+
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Aug 11, 2015 22:25
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And they actually produced a game instead of inside-joke body pillows.
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Aug 11, 2015 22:26
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coulda sworn "castlevania" and "failed novelty open world japan simulator part iii" had nothing to dshow in their kickstarters.
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Aug 11, 2015 22:27
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Yeah, you're right, I put a bit of faith in Kickstarter there for a second. My bad.
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Aug 11, 2015 22:28
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:i want to play this video game Me too
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picturing Gortarius going cap in hand to his overlords "i'm beggin ya gimme something" "..." "they're houndin me boss"
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