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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
> suck his dick

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Concerned Citizen posted:

> suck his dick

he'll probably see this as a ruse to steal what's left of his precious body heat and nutrients. >kill him first, then

Concerned Citizen posted:

> suck his dick

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


>hurt the bad Man

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
remind him that islam is a religion of peace

Ptylerdactyl
Aug 3, 2015

Gilganixon posted:

> draw your knife and duel that guy

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
> flee the tent while sobbing and whimpering like a whipped puppy

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Gilganixon posted:

> draw your knife and duel that guy

mortal kombat style

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Nobody tells you what to do. Give him a Stone Cold Stunner. Your righteous moves will convince the men you're their only hope of survival.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

then

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>do kungfu

DangerDan
May 31, 2011

FULTON: The Freshmaker

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Gilganixon posted:

> draw your knife dick and duel that guy

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Borden posted:

Nobody tells you what to do. Give him a Stone Cold Stunner.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

Then

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner.


Not a vote down here, but let's be honest, this would be a great followup to the stunner

Concerned Citizen posted:

> suck his dick

naem
May 29, 2011

>stabbing

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

> suck his dick but not in a gay way

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner.

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner.

Then stake your claim in preparation for the gold rush.

Poolparty
Aug 18, 2013

> put the scope on the knife so you can sniper stab him from a safe distance. use the can as a silencer so his buddy doesn't wake up

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

bees everywhere posted:

> suck his dick but not in a gay way

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Borden posted:

Nobody tells you what to do. Give him a Stone Cold Stunner. Your righteous moves will convince the men you're their only hope of survival.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
in that order

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
do you make these with sleep is death?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
We need to know what the gently caress is going on.

>ask weird man what the gently caress is going on

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Borden posted:

Nobody tells you what to do. Give him a Stone Cold Stunner. Your righteous moves will convince the men you're their only hope of survival.
then

Concerned Citizen posted:

> suck his dick

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH
> draw your knife
> say "that's not a knife... this is a, oh, poo poo"

then

Nebelwerfer posted:

>exit tent
>use knife on rope

or

If we're going with the suck dick option then

> use knife on dick (not yours)

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Agag posted:

We need to know what the gently caress is going on.

>ask weird man what the gently caress is going on

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Borden posted:

Stone Cold Stunner

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
>Tell them their shtick is boring and you're going to peace out to see the ships from the first page

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

> tuck in your junk and pretend to be 'her'

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
God drat it loving suck his dick

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

AEMINAL posted:

God drat it loving suck his dick

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