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Aug 11, 2015 15:38
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Aug 11, 2015 15:40
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Aug 11, 2015 15:46
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 "He heard a Black president might get elected a few centuries from now."
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Aug 11, 2015 15:51
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Aug 11, 2015 16:00
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"IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!"
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"Now we just need to convince him that all taxation is theft."
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Aug 11, 2015 16:19
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Slept at the office last night Mr. Luthor?
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Aug 11, 2015 17:37
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"...ironically this is far cheaper and more effective than offshoring our customer service operations"
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"I mean how the hell do you masturbate when you have thirty pairs of ever judging fish eyes always staring straight at you? That wasn't a rhetorical question."
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Aug 11, 2015 18:50
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"You're under arrest."
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"I had to blindfold the owl since it gets mad if there's more hooters in the room."
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"Your holster is set up for lefty cross draw. That's not in accordance with department regulations! That nullifies your authority. I do not consent! I DO NOT CONSENT!"
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"In order to slay the monster, I was forced to become the monster." <rips out throat>
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"Darling, Bobby says he might have left something called a Cradle of Filth in your stereo, have you seen it?" 
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 "They're too busy accusing me of stealing valor to notice I'm a child molester."
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Aug 12, 2015 01:16
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"Whose turn is it tonight?"
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Applewhite posted:
I can't find a translation of 'rishihara' on Google. Did you mean 'bukake'? Alt. caption: "Whose turn is it tonight?"
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"So now the government's saying they can tell who's about to turn into a berserk cannibal zombie because their eyes start bleeding. Heh, freaky, huh? Glad they got it quarantined!"
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"What do you mean, 'medals only go on the left breast'? I'll have you know I'm a four star major!"
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"Christ, how do you have a gunt in a dress?"
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Aug 12, 2015 02:28
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I may have a balloon but at least I know how to hold a loving wine glass.
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"Not again Mr. Brown! Look, just call out tomorrow and go see Dr. Lucy again."
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"We are the dead."
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"Yes, it's the 'Pink Balloon of Valor' from taking out a machine gun nest at my granddaughter's birthday party this afternoon. You loving cretin."
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"It's my Medal of Peacocking. Let's say we get you another drink while we are at it."
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"She keeps saying that the dog is telling her to burn things. I dont know, he seems perfectly well behaved to me."
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"Wait... did she just say 'I'm not going to pretend that Daddy didn't gently caress me'?"
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"Even the passenger gets in trouble."
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