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"I thought you said you weren't a goon!"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 15:34 |
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"I've heard of a server farm, but this is ridiculous!"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 15:38 |
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"You owe me sex now."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 15:40 |
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"Oops, wrong thread."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 15:46 |
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"He heard a Black president might get elected a few centuries from now."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 15:51 |
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"Your papers, please."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:00 |
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"IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:17 |
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Applewhite posted:
"Now we just need to convince him that all taxation is theft."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 16:19 |
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"Welcome to the Republican party!"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:04 |
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Slept at the office last night Mr. Luthor?
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:22 |
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My wet dreams have become waking nightmares
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:34 |
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"Eat me"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:35 |
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"Slower..."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:37 |
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"...ironically this is far cheaper and more effective than offshoring our customer service operations"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 17:38 |
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"I mean how the hell do you masturbate when you have thirty pairs of ever judging fish eyes always staring straight at you? That wasn't a rhetorical question."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:11 |
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"Sorry about the red rocket, I was just going to read the articles in Playboy"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 18:50 |
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"You're under arrest."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:02 |
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"I had to blindfold the owl since it gets mad if there's more hooters in the room."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:28 |
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"There's a miss Thursday Next to see you, sir."
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:37 |
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"Your holster is set up for lefty cross draw. That's not in accordance with department regulations! That nullifies your authority. I do not consent! I DO NOT CONSENT!"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 20:40 |
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"In order to slay the monster, I was forced to become the monster." <rips out throat>
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 21:00 |
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"Raise your hand if you want to make me a sandwich"
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# ? Aug 11, 2015 23:28 |
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"Darling, Bobby says he might have left something called a Cradle of Filth in your stereo, have you seen it?" Whybird fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Aug 12, 2015 |
# ? Aug 12, 2015 00:15 |
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"They're too busy accusing me of stealing valor to notice I'm a child molester."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:16 |
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"Whose turn is it tonight?"
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:23 |
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Applewhite posted:
I can't find a translation of 'rishihara' on Google. Did you mean 'bukake'? Alt. caption: "Whose turn is it tonight?"
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:24 |
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"Whose tur..." Nah, let's not go there.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 01:24 |
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BigBadSteve posted:I can't find a translation of 'rishihara' on Google. Did you mean 'bukake'? Apparently it's spelled "rishathra." So my bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rishathra
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:22 |
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"So now the government's saying they can tell who's about to turn into a berserk cannibal zombie because their eyes start bleeding. Heh, freaky, huh? Glad they got it quarantined!"
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:23 |
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"What do you mean, 'medals only go on the left breast'? I'll have you know I'm a four star major!"
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:27 |
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"Christ, how do you have a gunt in a dress?"
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:28 |
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I may have a balloon but at least I know how to hold a loving wine glass.
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:45 |
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"Not again Mr. Brown! Look, just call out tomorrow and go see Dr. Lucy again."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 02:52 |
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"We are the dead."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:14 |
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"Yes, it's the 'Pink Balloon of Valor' from taking out a machine gun nest at my granddaughter's birthday party this afternoon. You loving cretin."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:22 |
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"It's my Medal of Peacocking. Let's say we get you another drink while we are at it."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:30 |
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"She keeps saying that the dog is telling her to burn things. I dont know, he seems perfectly well behaved to me."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 03:57 |
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"Wait... did she just say 'I'm not going to pretend that Daddy didn't gently caress me'?"
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 05:00 |
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"Even the passenger gets in trouble."
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 05:55 |
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Is the the Tiny Hands support group?
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# ? Aug 12, 2015 06:11 |