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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:You can also get carrots that grow as little round balls I am intrigued by these masculine carrots AlbieQuirky posted:Nope, we don't have the same mother, then. I was worried with the emotionally distant Catholic alcoholic stuff, but my mother never ever cooked. She cooked like a Brit, too. Boiled everything. Picture this:  Without sauce. The last time I went to see her I almost laughed at how bland everything was.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:You can also get carrots that grow as little round balls BRB, sculpting a vagina into this hummus for the carrot cock-and-balls special. cash crab posted:She cooked like a Brit, too. Boiled everything. Picture this: Yum! J/K, that needs some kind of sauce. Not turning this into a British food gimmick account...
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cash crab posted:I am intrigued by these masculine carrots  They kind of look like melon balls when prepared.  They taste fine.
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Aug 12, 2015 16:32
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 Apparently someone had an M&M vending machine sitting around for over ten years. 
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tribbledirigible posted:Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. ashes to ashes funk to funky we know eating that's a sign of the munchies
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Apparently someone had an M&M vending machine sitting around for over ten years. When food degrades into a slurry like that over time that's probably for the best since you know its not TOO laden with mystery chemicals and preservatives.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
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cash crab posted:Is it melted or dusty? please do not contemplate eating the melted m&ms like you did with the chocolate gummi bears
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cash crab posted:Is it melted or dusty? would the answer hold you back?
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It looks like modern art. It looks like something a cocaine-ripped Adrian Ferrá might think of putting in the foyer of his latest restaurant.
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I loving despise beets. Like, the moment a sliver of one touches my tongue, my gag reflex kicks in. So guess what stupid, young me took a big spoonful of with a splash of water and shook it around in a close container for a healthy drink instead of guzzling pepsi?  There was only like 3 scoops-worth of one of these left that's been sitting around for a couple of weeks, so I tried to finish it off with a single big scoop to mix with water for a drink. I put it to my lips and chugged, and I almost vomited on the spot. I finished the drink eventually, but never again. Even as I typed this my stomach churned. That was my anti food porn story. Have some more anti food porn. 
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Rickycat posted:would the answer hold you back? maybe Yikes. VVV HAHAHAHA cash crab has a new favorite as of 18:41 on Aug 12, 2015 |
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Aug 12, 2015 18:38
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It's like someone went to Denny's and ordered a Tom Waits song on a plate
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It's like someone went to Denny's and ordered a Tom Waits song on a plate The Tom Waits plate is actually just a glass of cheap whiskey and a side of nails. Not sure what that sad photo is.
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Aug 12, 2015 18:41
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Uh, a Filipino Box spring hog is the opposite of anti-food porn.
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pandaK posted:please do not contemplate eating the melted m&ms like you did with the chocolate gummi bears Quiet.
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tribbledirigible posted:Uh, a Filipino Box spring hog is the opposite of anti-food porn. The Hell Broke Luce, on the other hand...
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Crow Jane posted:The Hell Broke Luce, on the other hand... Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q
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Here's the Nickleback of food:
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Here's the Nickleback of food: Please. The cheese and the coke are nowhere near as bland as Nickelback. That slab of breaded meat (chicken? fish? tongue?), yeah, probably.
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The Nickelback of food is store brand, unflavored, microwave oatmeal that someone managed to somehow gently caress up cooking.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Here's the Nickleback of food: I think I already posted the Nickleback of food.  I laugh every time.
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tribbledirigible posted:Please. The cheese and the coke are nowhere near as bland as Nickelback. That slab of breaded meat (chicken? fish? tongue?), yeah, probably. There's clearly some kind of seasoning on it. RareAcumen posted:I think I already posted the Nickleback of food. Look at this photograph, everytime it makes me laugh
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Taco Bell is the true Nickelback of food. All the dishes taste the same. Not awful, but nowhere near fantastic either. They're cheap. You don't feel great after experiencing it, and you're afraid to admit to others that you crave it sometimes. You liked it when you were younger, but recognize that it is not good now that you have gotten older. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M  Are we havin' fun yet? ErIog has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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cash crab posted:Look at this photograph, everytime it makes me laugh 
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Taco Bell and Nickleback do have one thing in common. When you think of them you immediately think burning diarrhea
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cash crab posted:I love you. Oh no! Is the wedding off? For content, one of these days, I will order and eat what Patton Oswalt deemed "A failure pile in a sadness bowl" for one of the trip reports.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Oh no! Is the wedding off? Patton himself taste-tested it!
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Oh, I know. Hence why I wanted to do my own version.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Oh no! Is the wedding off? Well this is a hell of a way to find out  I'm going to eat 2 tins of smoked oysters on Triscuits with bacon-cheddar Easy Cheeze rosettes piped on top to dull my pain
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RIP titties Suicide by sodium.
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titties posted:Well this is a hell of a way to find out IT'S PLATONIC and also can I have some oysters
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titties posted:Well this is a hell of a way to find out Smoked oysters on triscuits is one of my favorite loving things in the god drat world and I had no idea anybody but me and my mom even ate that poo poo.
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i wish the KFC near me didn't close, there's a good-rear end greek place there now but i have no recourse when i want some goddamn fried chicken!!!!
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I wish Oswalt also posted in this thread, he'd fit right in.
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Alaois posted:i wish the KFC near me didn't close, there's a good-rear end greek place there now but i have no recourse when i want some goddamn fried chicken!!!! KFC is terrible and anti food porn.
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