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Aug 12, 2015 14:12
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 "The composition of this panel is terrible. Why are we so far to the top of the picture that our heads are partially cut off?"
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Aug 12, 2015 15:31
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 "I'm legally obligated to inform you I'm a registered sex offender."
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Aug 12, 2015 15:34
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 "You're not king just because some watery tart chucks a sword at you."
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Aug 12, 2015 15:37
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 "You're the only one who was nice to me, Jeff, so just between you and me: don't come in to work on Monday."
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Aug 12, 2015 15:40
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 "Of course you realize: this means war."
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Aug 12, 2015 15:43
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 "You haven't heard the last of Boingo the Clown!"
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Aug 12, 2015 15:46
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 "You are perfectly healthy because you drink and smoke exactly the right amount."
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Aug 12, 2015 15:48
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 "I'm menstruating."
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Aug 12, 2015 15:49
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"Um, I think it's pretty obvious those hate crimes were intended as a joke!"
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Aug 12, 2015 15:50
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 "Prima noctis is very clearly stipulated in your contract."
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Aug 12, 2015 17:32
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 "Sweet Velma cosplay."
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Aug 12, 2015 17:34
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 "I've heard of angels in the outfield, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 12, 2015 17:36
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 "lol at my gay little dog."
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Aug 12, 2015 17:37
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 "I'm the impotence fairy. This is impotence dust. As you can see, I'm using quite a bit. This is not the normal amount of impotence dust by any means."
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Aug 12, 2015 17:42
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Applewhite posted:
It's beautiful.
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Aug 12, 2015 18:25
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Mr. Sandman is sick tonight and asked me to bring you a dream but I have no idea how it works so I'm just doing whatever.
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Aug 12, 2015 19:25
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"It's me, your fairy godmother. Yippee, what fun, etc. Anyway, I conjured up a beautiful princess for you. Full disclosure, we hit a few clubs on the way over here and eventually the clock struck midnight and she turned back into ash. Here she is anyway. You two lovebirds have fun. Christ, I'm hung over."
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Aug 12, 2015 19:42
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"Listen, I don't care who Canada's head of state technically is, in my restaurant we have a Burger King. This 'Elizabeth Windsor' character can shove it."
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Aug 12, 2015 19:46
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"Canada has refused Our demands. Gather the troops."
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Aug 12, 2015 20:06
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"It wasn't identity fraud, I was just being ironic!"
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Aug 12, 2015 20:08
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"I have a very small apartment." Betting that was the actual caption.
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Aug 12, 2015 23:48
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"I'm sorry, ma'am. I've checked your entire suitcase with no luck. You must have left your neck at home."
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Aug 13, 2015 02:45
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"What can I say? Those ISIS propaganda videos are very convincing. Enjoy your anthrax, you infidel."
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"Let me just put this out there now- I'm really into pegging, so if that doesn't work for you then we're both wasting our time here."
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Aug 13, 2015 02:57
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"Have you ever heard of something called 'preping the bull'?"
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Aug 13, 2015 03:00
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 "I know they're all cows, but since they did all technically come from India, somehow people from the south still know to say racist poo poo to them."
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Aug 13, 2015 03:02
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"Look- I'm the goddamn Burger King. If I tell you to put chicken nuggets on top of a whopper, you put the drat order in without question, ok?"
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Aug 13, 2015 03:08
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"Nah, that one's just a dagger, gets you a boring desk job. Throw it back."  "I told you, it's all about how you use it baby!"
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Aug 13, 2015 03:11
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"gently caress it, I'm outta here. You dumb fucks couldn't even convict OJ, so what chance do you even have of finding me once I go home and wash this makeup off?"
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Aug 13, 2015 03:13
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 "Gotta love these new Stop and Fist laws!"
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Aug 13, 2015 03:51
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 "I'm cosplaying as loving Team Rocket! Do you even PLAY Pokemon?
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Aug 13, 2015 04:12
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The mods knew."
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Aug 13, 2015 04:36
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Objection! loving magnets how do they werk?
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Aug 13, 2015 05:15
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Maybe if I do more cocaine the hallucinations will go away.
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Aug 13, 2015 06:43
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Remember ho, it's 5 dollars extra if they come inside of you.
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Applewhite posted:
loquacius posted:
bobjr posted:Mr. Sandman is sick tonight and asked me to bring you a dream but I have no idea how it works so I'm just doing whatever. All of these are wonderful
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