Spermgod posted:

does anyone have a screencap of Rey's creepy smiling face

Skeezy posted:

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Ozz81 posted:

Is Rey the exception with wrestlers continuing to work despite having wrecked bodies? I know he's had tons of work on his knees (and who knows what other joints) and I'm legit surprised he can move at this point, especially after seeing the stuff he did in WWE/WCW.

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Boco_T posted:

Also Bobby "Lost an MMA fight to Bob Sapp" Ologun, although that's more understandable because he's famous for being on variety shows I think.

HerraS posted:

Japan is very fascinated with the exotic negro.

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You know what’s kind of funny though? Some kids can’t yet say “Good morning” but drat near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or “bigu dikku” in Engrish.

You see, Japan’s an island no bigger than California, and information about the rest of the world is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside Japan are from the media. And to be honest, they don’t really give a drat about anything other than America. So try to imagine a country where the national perception of you is created by American movies, music, and MTV. When you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I’ll be here waiting.

Okay? OK. The whole “black men have big dicks” stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation’s 12-year-olds. Part of why I’m here is not just to kind-of-sort-of help teach English, but to “broaden cultural perceptions.” Break stereotypes, challenge preconceived notions, all that jazz. That’s fine, but this is one stereotype I think I’m gonna let slide.

Still, I am asked “bigu dikku?” a lot. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I was asked this about 2-3 times in my entire life in America, locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12 to 15-year-old? I wave them off and say, “No, no, no.” Then they say, “Oh, sumaru dikku?” (trans: small dick) and of course that’s wrong so I have to correct them. It’s just a no-win situation.

On the days I’m not avoiding that question, I’m avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I kid you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Age, gender, doesn’t matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are more persistent though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said, “No!” he put his hands together and said, in English, “Please!” Oh hell no. Another 12-year-old boy kept grabbing at it, and when I told him, “No!” he politely asked, “Why not?” I began to wonder if there wasn’t some cultural more I didn’t understand. So I said clearly, “Age 10 years and become female since birth, then we’ll talk.” His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.

HerraS posted:

Then of course there are the tales of a black man teaching english in Japan having to dodge 12 year olds trying to grab his dick constantly.

ecavalli posted:

Do you have a link/source for this? I'm morbidly curious about the racially horrifying adventures of a black man in Japan.

HerraS posted:

Then of course there are the tales of a black man teaching english in Japan having to dodge 12 year olds trying to grab his dick constantly.

Thauros posted:

If you don't have a "bigu dicku". just pick up your "Black Man" underwear at your nearest Don Quixote. (NSFW but no nudity)

ecavalli posted:

That's Scott Steiner circa August 1, 2015. Like many former greats of the squared circle, Steiner has decided to forego aging as a normal human in favor of melting like a vascular candle.

titties posted:

RIP The Peaks
1992 - 2015
They Were Not Normal

When they hold the service it is my hope that HHH will oversee the burial

El Gallinero Gros posted:

That pic seriously needs to be on THE WALL, BROTHER in bad movies worse wrestling

El Gallinero Gros posted:

That pic seriously needs to be on the wall in bad movies worse wrestling

CombineThresher posted:

Are you insane? Secret of the Ooze was amazing.

CombineThresher posted:

Are you insane? Secret of the Ooze was amazing.

ecavalli posted:

That's Scott Steiner circa August 1, 2015. Like many former greats of the squared circle, Steiner has decided to forego aging as a normal human in favor of melting like a vascular candle.

HerraS posted:

Then of course there are the tales of a black man teaching english in Japan having to dodge 12 year olds trying to grab his dick constantly.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Who knew 2 Cold Scorpio became an English teacher?

Jerusalem posted:

I hope you cleared this joke with legal, what if he sues!?!