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Screen capping text message for a situation like this seems a bit excessive right? I mean you already have the text messages to prove it. I mean this didn't happen anyway so i shouldn't be worrying about it but
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But think of all the reddit karma dude.
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Aug 13, 2015 00:11
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'Now if that was a man creeping on a woman, people would have believed her'
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Aug 13, 2015 00:55
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I feel like there is a consistent pattern with the STDH type stories. Either the narrator is way more brave or bold than he likely would be, is incredibly sarcastic and/or witty, everything gets exaggerated tenfold, etc. Did I miss anything?
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Aug 13, 2015 01:22
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Panfilo posted:I feel like there is a consistent pattern with the STDH type stories. Either the narrator is way more brave or bold than he likely would be, is incredibly sarcastic and/or witty, everything gets exaggerated tenfold, etc. Did I miss anything? Just so happens to confirm what the author and audience
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Aug 13, 2015 01:35
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Panfilo posted:I feel like there is a consistent pattern with the STDH type stories. Either the narrator is way more brave or bold than he likely would be, is incredibly sarcastic and/or witty, everything gets exaggerated tenfold, etc. Did I miss anything? If you don't also include a teacher/mentor/manager/random stranger who also happens to be a Dr. Who fan or a brony, you're doing it wrong.
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Aug 13, 2015 02:42
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Panfilo posted:I feel like there is a consistent pattern with the STDH type stories. Either the narrator is way more brave or bold than he likely would be, is incredibly sarcastic and/or witty, everything gets exaggerated tenfold, etc. Did I miss anything? Elder futhark runes 
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Aug 13, 2015 04:23
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Just so you're aware, my wife lets me sex her in every way every hour. Not that you need to be. Just thought you should know. To clarify I mean the nasty stuff too. Also I an sending this to the police and to our hr department. Fingerless Gloves has a new favorite as of 07:32 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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Aug 13, 2015 07:23
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/woman-slut-shamed-tube-by-man-commuter-defends-her_n_7970032.html Sick of seeing this posted everywhere on Facebook too. Of course a sassy old woman burned that 50 year old dude to the ground. This would be plausible if anyone ever talked to anyone else on the tube, ever.
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Aug 13, 2015 10:50
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Goldskull posted:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/woman-slut-shamed-tube-by-man-commuter-defends-her_n_7970032.html I do like how long the author spent mocking the old woman's aged features, before dropping the moral that you shouldn't judge people on appearance.
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Aug 13, 2015 11:08
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Goldskull posted:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/woman-slut-shamed-tube-by-man-commuter-defends-her_n_7970032.html Too bad the old man couldn't hear a bloody word of that. But his possible response would be 'piss off, you dim old twat, I wasn't talking to you'. Well said.
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Aug 13, 2015 11:13
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Goldskull posted:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/woman-slut-shamed-tube-by-man-commuter-defends-her_n_7970032.html STDH 1: someone spoke to another human on the commuter tube for any reason short of being on fire and needing someone to piss on them. STDH 2: someone intervened in someone else's argument on the tube instead of staring at their phone and pretending it wasn't happening, just as God intended us to. STDH 3: someone in London wasn't a massive tool for five seconds. STDH 4: someone in London was insulted in public and didn't immediately start screaming obscenities and threats of physical violence back. STDH 5: old lady defended her instead of joining in with the abuse.
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Aug 13, 2015 13:02
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 BEEP BOOP SPOUSE UNITS
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Aug 13, 2015 18:56
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I've never referred to my wife as "wife" and she's never referred to me as "husband". I don't get that poo poo. It smacks of "Ahh my nerdy waifu is a le gamer!"
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Aug 13, 2015 19:28
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CuteJen96 posted:It smacks of "Ahh my nerdy waifu Derpina is a le gamer!" FTFY.
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Aug 13, 2015 19:39
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CuteJen96 posted:I've never referred to my wife as "wife" and she's never referred to me as "husband". I don't get that poo poo. It smacks of "Ahh my nerdy waifu is a le gamer!" I've met a few people that have done that but in a goofy playful way. Like "Hello, husband!" or the like. It isn't entirely out of the question.
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Aug 13, 2015 20:03
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I don't actually know my wife's name
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Aug 13, 2015 20:05
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quote:Not Always Right And Returns For A Fight VERBATIM!
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Aug 13, 2015 20:08
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Minarchist posted:
If it's one hit kills then he's going to end up doing dinner because she already has the element of surprise. Getting rolled by his wife here.
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Aug 13, 2015 20:25
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oldpainless posted:I don't actually know my wife's name I can't pronounce mine's, I just call her comrade
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Aug 13, 2015 20:38
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Zelder posted:If it's one hit kills then he's going to end up doing dinner because she already has the element of surprise. Getting rolled by his wife here. loving lawncampers 
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Aug 13, 2015 20:44
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ElGroucho posted:I can't pronounce mine's, I just call her comrade Maybe it's like her username, [NECKBEARD]Wife
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Aug 13, 2015 21:21
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The most annoying person I ever knew referred to her boyfriend as Boyfriend, her best friend as BFF, and, worst of all for some reason, her brother as Big Brother. Not a "my" in sight, and this was in actual, IRL conversation.
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Aug 13, 2015 21:26
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I've met a few people that have done that but in a goofy playful way. Like "Hello, husband!" or the like. It isn't entirely out of the question. I can't read it without hearing LaBarbara's voice.
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Aug 13, 2015 21:28
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As a Millennial I posted:Here in NYC you'll sometimes get these jesus preachers on the trains, yelling at a bunch of strangers who are just trying to get to work. Captive audience and all that. Anyway a few times I have publicly shamed these annoying fuckers off the train usually with people thanking me and/or clapping.
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Aug 14, 2015 00:25
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Crow Jane posted:The most annoying person I ever knew referred to her boyfriend as Boyfriend, her best friend as BFF, and, worst of all for some reason, her brother as Big Brother. Not a "my" in sight, and this was in actual, IRL conversation. could've been worse, it could've been "oniichan"
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Aug 14, 2015 00:41
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Soricidus posted:could've been worse, it could've been "oniichan" Not saying that wouldn't be terrible, but this girl said "Goddess bless you!" if you sneezed, wore a fedora, ended every sentence with "...soooo...", thought being from Cincinnati made her interesting, and NEVER EVER SHUT UP.
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Aug 14, 2015 02:50
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Vulpes posted:I can't read it without hearing LaBarbara's voice. That's pretty much what my husband and I do, but we've got all sorts of goofy dumb nicknames for each other that we don't use in public because people would look at us funny. It's definitely Hermes-and-LaBarbara inspired for us.
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Aug 14, 2015 02:57
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This has literally never happened in the history of NYC. The few times I have seen people yell at preachers they came off as lunatics themselves, right down to just repeatedly shouting a single phrase. Something like "NO ONE CARES! NO ONE CARES!" or something equally not clever or cool. New Yorkers know that subway preachers are just a part of the subway experience, like mosquitos during camping. You just put up with it until one of you gets off the train, then you forget about it because literally no one cares except other crazy people.
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Aug 14, 2015 04:42
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I took a bunch of Chick tracts from the people who set up the stand under the tunnel that connects Times Square and the Port Authority this Easter. The guy manning the stand got really excited and said, "Keep the faith!" I'm an atheist and felt kind of bad. 
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Aug 14, 2015 05:31
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Joke's on you Wife, i don't know how to cook because i rely on you for that like a real married couple, i guess we're getting pizza tonight 
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Aug 14, 2015 06:14
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Joke's on you Wife, i don't know how to cook because i rely on you for that like a real married couple, i guess we're getting pizza tonight And then I get to sex you in the butt while I play XBoxOne!
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Aug 14, 2015 07:23
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Clochette posted:I took a bunch of Chick tracts from the people who set up the stand under the tunnel that connects Times Square and the Port Authority this Easter. The guy manning the stand got really excited and said, "Keep the faith!" I'm an atheist and felt kind of bad. Did you marry him?
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Aug 14, 2015 07:25
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Tunicate posted:VERBATIM! I love the NAR self-referential stories. It's STDH all the way down
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Aug 14, 2015 07:44
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Clochette posted:I took a bunch of Chick tracts from the people who set up the stand under the tunnel that connects Times Square and the Port Authority this Easter. The guy manning the stand got really excited and said, "Keep the faith!" I'm an atheist and felt kind of bad. I wish I could get chick tracts over here 
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Aug 14, 2015 09:00
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Fathis Munk posted:I wish I could get chick tracts over here i used to work in a factory in CT and there was someone who would always leave a few in the bathroom
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Aug 14, 2015 09:02
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i used to work in a factory in CT and there was someone who would always leave a few in the bathroom
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Aug 14, 2015 09:03
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My Lovely Horse posted:Sounds like a waste, surely they're not very absorbent. they'd usually end up pissed on in the urinal
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Aug 14, 2015 09:04
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That was shared last page, though in the form of a huffpo article about said "fact"
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