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loquacius posted:>Casually ask guy to remind you who you're supposed to be again The man shakes his head and walks away from you, tears still in his eyes. "I'm tired of your games... Go back to whatever hell you crawled out of and take your curse with you." He spits in your direction. "We had to kill those seals for food! We didn't know they were yours..." he clenches his fist. "We've... I've... done everything you asked. Now show mercy and kill me, or leave me alone."  NecroMonster posted:>tap man on shoulder while he is looking away, when he turns to face you, kick him in the stomach and proceed with the loving stone cold stunner you fool  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wBA4KMHFKo You catch the man while he's distracted and deliver your signature finishing move. You appear to have knocked the man unconscious. You lose the can of beans from your inventory.  > 
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>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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>Chop up the already-dead corpse man, and turn the chopped up bits into rations. >Help yourself to a serving of your new food.
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That was the only person who could tell us what year it is, now we'll never know.
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Aug 13, 2015 06:15
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>Do the gayest of things to his body but probably kill him first
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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 NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush queef anxiety fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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Aug 13, 2015 06:55
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Regalingualius posted:>Chop up the already-dead corpse man, and turn the chopped up bits into rations. Seconded. Eat the dead man while he's still warm and not frozen. Then flee before the Lady finds them.
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Aug 13, 2015 06:59
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use the knife to draw a dick on the mans face, like at a frat party
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Aug 13, 2015 07:20
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>go west
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Aug 13, 2015 07:27
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Looks like we're pretty cold! Better get warm! > strip red guy's jacket and wear it actually > strip blue guy's jacket and wear it too and > strip brown (?) guy's jacket and wear it too in fact > take the tent down and wear it too
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Aug 13, 2015 07:36
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sing some spandau ballet
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Aug 13, 2015 07:42
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Drape yourself in their coats and organs to stay warm.
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Atma posted:
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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>Loot the bodies
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Atma posted:The man shakes his head and walks away from you, tears still in his eyes. Game of the year! Game of the year!!!
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≥take his hatchet and search the tent
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> grab the machete, hide under the sleeping bags, and wait for him to regain consciousness. Then, strike at him from your hiding place like a trapdoor spider
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Water level is getting low better... >Drink friend's blood for sustenance. Deliver one liner "This is bloody good." Then > Search Bodies.
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> read manual to understand what fills/empties the gauge on the upper left Is it sanity? Heat? Hunger? Thirst? E: seems like it was gradually dropping and then stopped going down when we got inside the tent, so I'm guessing it's heat. > using the machete, open up all bodies and sequentially crawl inside them like tauntauns to fill heat gauge Dogstoyevsky fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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Command Ant posted:> grab the machete, hide under the sleeping bags, and wait for him to regain consciousness. Then, strike at him from your hiding place like a trapdoor spider Voting for this. There needs to be payback for the previous game overs.
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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>Looks like it's skin-suit time!
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You need to disguise yourself to look more like "her". Castrate yourself and use the blood for makeup. Hold on to your cock and balls, you may need them later.
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush and then maybe this Xelkelvos posted:>Loot the bodies
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>take machete >let's go kill some loving seals
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>pick up the earth and throw it into the sun
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Aug 13, 2015 16:54
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Human body tauntans.
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Get into sleeping bag with last man.
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> pickup the can of (fava?) beans, open it, open a nice bottle of Chianti, and eat his liver. > Make this sound Ffffff Fffff Fffffff!
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>Tell the man, he's mistaken. You're a selkie-kin not an actual selkie.
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>Check memorized spells
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush
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NecroMonster posted:>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush Changing my vote to this.
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