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 "50 shades of grey is not a dog friendly book you stupid fucks"
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 "...and after you wake up, you will be a woman."
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Aug 13, 2015 09:02
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 "...this tragedy could have been avoided if it was mandatory to have 20 seatbelts in a single car."
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Aug 13, 2015 12:16
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Tace Vim posted:
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Aug 13, 2015 12:17
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"I saw two pies hit the President. His head went back after the first and to the left after the second. Back and to the left. There had to be a second clown on the grassy knoll." Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Aug 13, 2015 |
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Aug 13, 2015 13:43
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"I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
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Aug 13, 2015 14:01
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"What? No, its just a trick I taught him, dogs cant read, you idiot"
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Aug 13, 2015 14:24
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"Mom, Dad... I'm a furry." "We know son." "But how???"
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Aug 13, 2015 14:38
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"Everyone in this courtroom's gonna have a size 48 shoe up their asses before the weekend. I can make that happen."
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Aug 13, 2015 16:30
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Aug 13, 2015 19:27
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"JESUS CHRIST I'M DISAPPEARING"
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Aug 13, 2015 19:38
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Now show us the screenshot to prove it was submitted for real :P
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Aug 13, 2015 20:26
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 You know I can't do it without my saxophone.
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Aug 13, 2015 21:49
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"Sir, there's a Mr. Xanatos here to see you."
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Aug 13, 2015 21:55
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lol at being too afraid to submit the comment
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Aug 13, 2015 22:12
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"They don't call it 'fairy' dust for nothing." 
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Aug 14, 2015 00:12
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"Your wish to have Marilyn Monroe on your dick is granted... you know she was cremated in 1962, right?"
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Aug 14, 2015 01:40
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"Here's some fairy dust, grant your own drat wish."
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Aug 14, 2015 02:04
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"Budget cutbacks. You gotta make this last a year."
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Aug 14, 2015 02:11
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"Maybe you wouldn't need so much sand if you didn't try to sleep sitting up. Seriously, how are you comfortable like that?"
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Aug 14, 2015 02:12
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"I've heard of making a mockery of the courtroom, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 14, 2015 02:13
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 "Mr. Gulliver, your one o'clock is here."
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Aug 14, 2015 02:16
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"Mr. Bjornsson, there's a Game Of Thrones fan here who wants an autograph."
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Aug 14, 2015 02:25
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"Boy, I'd sure hate ta see folks 'round here get sick 'cuz dey didn't have da protection o' de Asbestos Fairy."
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Aug 14, 2015 02:27
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"I said 'say when' you loving rear end in a top hat."
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Aug 14, 2015 02:33
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"You know most people who come here to get their rocks off don't survive.
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Aug 14, 2015 02:44
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Say Nothing posted:
Fantastic.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:21
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Sometimes I fear immortality has driven me insane. I'm bored, Hermes. Cosmically, sexually... Last week I raped a cow. No reason, Hermes. Do you hear me? I had no goddamn reason at all. It wasn't even a goddess in disguise, or anything. I merely saw it, took it, discarded it. There was no joy in it. Just a hollowness, for the entire act. The same hollowness I feel now. I long for death but fear I cannot die.
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Aug 14, 2015 03:33
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fancy sauces posted:Sometimes I fear immortality has driven me insane. I'm bored, Hermes. Cosmically, sexually... Last week I raped a cow. No reason, Hermes. Do you hear me? I had no goddamn reason at all. It wasn't even a goddess in disguise, or anything. I merely saw it, took it, discarded it. There was no joy in it. Just a hollowness, for the entire act. The same hollowness I feel now. I long for death but fear I cannot die. ROFL
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Aug 14, 2015 03:33
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Whats wrong honey? No golo for the bolo?
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Aug 14, 2015 04:40
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"Bippity Boppity Spew!"
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Aug 14, 2015 05:25
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"Mr. Sandman? Nah, I'm the boner fairy. Enjoy your morning wood."
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Aug 14, 2015 06:01
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"Mr. Gol will s... oh, you're already into that. You'll do well here, kid."
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Aug 14, 2015 07:33
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"I want a divorce."
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Aug 14, 2015 07:34
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"I have no regrets. It was me. Check under the house."
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Aug 14, 2015 07:38
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 "I learned you just can't beat the Elite Four with a team of Magikarps."
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Aug 14, 2015 07:40
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 "I've heard of milking your insurance, but this is ridiculous!"
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Aug 14, 2015 07:44
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 "Where's the birth certificate?"
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Aug 14, 2015 08:02
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 "HOLY poo poo -- PIIISSSSSSSS!!"
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Aug 14, 2015 08:10
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"Oh, crap - it's my ex."
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