The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

Is that right, Principal Tazmanian?

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!

Skinner!

# ? Aug 12, 2015 06:50

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!

Nothing but transparent toadying.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 06:51

misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word "explosion" I immediately thought of the word "SKINNER"?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:03

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

So, it's, uh, standardized testing time again. Have you ever noticed how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

So, it's, uh, standardized testing time again. Have you ever noticed how the dumb kids fill in the wrong circles?

Of course we could make things more challenging, Tokelau, but then the stupider goons would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:35

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Of course we could make things more challenging, Tokelau, but then the stupider goons would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Oh, my lord! Stupid goons need the most attention.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 07:58

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, my lord! Stupid goons need the most attention.

Do all goons go through a process of dumbening?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 08:08

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Do all goons go through a process of dumbening?

Only the cromulent goons.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 09:25

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Of course we could make things more challenging, Tokelau, but then the stupider goons would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

So you're saying I'm going to be a failure?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 13:04

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Writer Cath posted:

So you're saying I'm going to be a failure?

Of course you are, Writer Cath. A spectacular failure.

# ? Aug 12, 2015 14:02

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

IMJack posted:

Do all goons go through a process of dumbening?

You, food bag. Do you have a son?

Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 16:38

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

The Nastier Nate posted:

You, food bag. Do you have a son?

Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?

Yes, I am missing one son. Return it immediately! :argh:

# ? Aug 12, 2015 18:56

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

You, food bag. Do you have a son?

Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?

Does the Lord count as a person?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:16

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

The Nastier Nate posted:

You, food bag. Do you have a son?

Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?

Well... there's the fat kid with the thing.That little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets.

Root Bear posted:

Yes, I am missing one son. Return it immediately!

Hank? Hank.. Jones?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:16

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

After The War posted:

Hank? Hank.. Jones?

We drove 2,000 miles for this?

# ? Aug 12, 2015 19:29

Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Boardroom Jimmy is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist...but he is NOT a porn star.

Instant Sunrise fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Aug 13, 2015

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:21

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

The Nastier Nate posted:

You, food bag. Do you have a son?

Is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?

Does he ever! There's this one goon, Root Bear-

# ? Aug 13, 2015 00:48

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Instant Sunrise posted:

Boardroom Jimmy is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist...but he is NOT a porn star.

I'm an elk, a mason, a Communist, I'm president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 01:11

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Does the Lord count as a person?

Does whiskey count as beer?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:17

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Do over Ham posted:

Does whiskey count as beer?

Is TV Guide a book?

Son of Sniglet?

Katharine Hepburn's "Me"?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:46

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Does he ever! There's this one goon, Root Bear-

Stand up for yourself, poindexter.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:31

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Monday_ posted:

Stand up for yourself, poindexter.

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A goon's life is at stake... we need action!

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:56

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Tokelau All Star posted:

Is TV Guide a book?

Son of Sniglet?

Katharine Hepburn's "Me"?

Well, I've always been a firm believer in the Three Rs: Reading TV Guide, um, writing to TV Guide, and... Renewing TV Guide!

# ? Aug 13, 2015 04:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Skeesix posted:

Does he ever! There's this one goon, Root Bear-

You got the dud!

# ? Aug 13, 2015 04:20

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

The only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Is TV Guide a book?

Son of Sniglet?

Katharine Hepburn's "Me"?

Well, the kids have to learn about Tek War sooner or later.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 04:41

Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

We can't post quotes like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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