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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Buttmeister posted:

Human body tauntans.

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Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
>Loot everything

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Command Ant posted:

> grab the machete, hide under the sleeping bags, and wait for him to regain consciousness. Then, strike at him from your hiding place like a trapdoor spider

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
>Check privilege

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
>Check tires

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


NecroMonster posted:

>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
>inspect odd pixel to the top right of the screen

>pick up odd pixel, place in inventory

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Life is indeed more peaceful there.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Life is indeed more peaceful there.

Until you find out you hate it at which point you hire the guy that led the Donner party and head back east.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Until you find out you hate it at which point you hire the guy that led the Donner party and head back east.

Or head into Colorado territory with Alferd Packer.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
>Pray for advice from Falcor the luck dragon.

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

NecroMonster posted:

>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush

Xelkelvos posted:

>Loot the bodies

>Find magic yellow hat in pocket of brown man that you then place on head of snow goku

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

NecroMonster posted:

>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Switch to the man in the big yellow hat and see what Curious George is up to.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
> cut blue jacket mans dick off. Play catch with dick like its a football. Try to keep dick hole open for nerf whistle effect.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

NecroMonster posted:

>perform the peoples elbow over and over on the two unconscious men until their heads are rendered into a thick mush

Not satisfied with mere incapacitation, you finish the job on the two previously conscious men by driving your elbow into their faces again and again. The walls of the tent are barely able to support you bouncing back and forth to gain the high speeds required to do so.




Dusty Baker 2 posted:

>Check privilege



You are currently inside of a TENT in the middle of a seemingly endless plain of ice.

There is a MAN on the ground with a bloody face.
There is a MAN on the ground with a bloody face and bloody chest.
There is a MAN on the ground with a KNIFE stuck in his face.
There are three BLANKETS.
Your jacket is covered in BEANS and BLOOD.
There is a HOLE in the tent to the EAST and SOUTH.

You are very cold, but the TENT seems to be holding in heat somewhat effectively.

> :ovr:

Atma fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Aug 17, 2015

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
What? We didn't even work up a sweat?

Suplex that talky corpse

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
>Take a selfie

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
>COLLECT BEANS

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Gotta make sure we can make it out in the cold.

> GET BLANKET

Also, never forget to

>LOOT BODIES

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



>Collect skins from men for extra warmth. Also add knife, heads to inventory

OR

>Per the Franklin expedition, wrap all items present in tent to drag uselessly behind you in a large bundle

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

loquacius posted:

Gotta make sure we can make it out in the cold.

> GET BLANKET

Also, never forget to

>LOOT BODIES

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Izumi Konata posted:

>COLLECT BEANS

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
>Cut off their dicks and chop over beans, eat and enjoy!

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
> strip down naked, run outside, have sex with Snow Goku as a sign of dominance

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Ask machete man if he's okay, sarcastically. Then urinate on the corpse.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Izumi Konata posted:

>COLLECT BEANS

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

Ask machete man if he's okay, sarcastically. Then urinate on the corpse.

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


Izumi Konata posted:

>COLLECT BEANS

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I motion that we just turn over control to Dusty Baker 2.

All in favor say 'aye".

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer
>get all dolled up in anticipation of "her"

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Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Use blood to paint your face.

Also, COLLECT BEANS

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