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McNally posted:A dude I went to basic with is saying on Facebook that some SSG emailed his personal problems to almost everybody in the Army (with the requisite hundreds of "reply all" responses). holy poo poo im dying
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I've received more emails (of the STOP HITTING REPLY ALL YOU BASTARDS type) in the last day than I have in the last 7 years. This is glorious.
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Aug 11, 2015 09:04
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heres what i found online so farquote:"A LTC hit reply all to a ****** all email and accidentally sent a E-7s NCOER to everyone at ******"
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ok well Army has a subreddit because of course it does https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/3gfrcf/anyone_else_get_this_mail_from_ssg_k/ quote:Don't upvote if I'm alone in this, but I got a random email addressed to what looks like a VERY large mailing distro list talking about this dude and his issues. quote:There was some idiot MSG who sent out an invite to karaoke night in Kabul...to every American in Kabul. GEN Dunford's CSM replied all that if anyone had time for karaoke nights during a war then they didn't have enough to do and he would send them home. quote:I had over 200 emails. The replies are golden: either completely illiterate or all-caps angry emails. One CW2 told everyone replying that they were making things worse, then signed off with "have a wonderful Army day." This is great entertainment. quote:I HAVE PCSD AND AM NO LONGER WITH THAT UNIT. PLEASE REMOVE quote:ALCON, An email was inadvertently sent to an Army-wide distribution list earlier this morning, and the resultant email traffic is causing severe delays and outages across Active and Reserve component enterprise email gateways. If you receive one or more emails with the subject " Question's" or containing an addressee named "usarmy.pentagon.hqda.list.mailbox-size-limits2", delete the email immediately. Please do not reply to the email or any associated message. ARCYBER has been notified This needs to be disseminated to the lowest echelon quote:The highest ranking was a LTC. I saw a few MSG's, a lot of 1LT's and PFC's. But one LTC and one MAJ were the two highest ranking to respond when I last checked. I always enjoy when brass is stupid and it's more embarrassing to them than it is painful for me. I NEED TO FIND THIS LETTER
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Aug 11, 2015 09:12
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I NEED TO FIND THIS LETTER The subject line is "Question's" just search for that.
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Aug 11, 2015 09:16
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Someone else reply all'd and was talking about how it's totally a phishing email and that everyone needs to delete is because they'll get hacked or something this is amazing
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Aug 11, 2015 09:17
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quote:That distro has over 10,000 emails on it. 
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Aug 11, 2015 09:17
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:The subject line is "Question's" just search for that. just post it here man
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Aug 11, 2015 09:20
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 Can't find the original but this is the best reply so far.
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Aug 11, 2015 09:23
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i google imaged searched "questions army email ncoer ssg" but then i saw army powerpoint slides and i got triggered gonna pm it because it does have some personal-ish info in it and idk about posting it live
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Aug 11, 2015 09:24
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Geirskogul posted:
someone will be hosed out of the army for that worth it
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Aug 11, 2015 09:25
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Geirskogul posted:
This is the best poo poo ever
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Aug 11, 2015 09:38
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Geirskogul posted:
This is actually better than the original
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Aug 11, 2015 09:40
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:This is actually better than the original yeah that dude has got himself some problems
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Aug 11, 2015 09:42
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im just glad im not drinking tonight because i would have reply all'd "alcon omg this is amazing lolololol v/r spc [cashflow]"
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Aug 11, 2015 09:45
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The original email is just kind of sad. Dude has some financial problems and a sick wife and was just trying to talk to someone in his command about it. He tried to recall the email a few times, but we all know how well that worked. Most of the responses are along the lines of "I don't know why I am on this distro, please remove," but some of them are pretty great.
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Aug 11, 2015 10:08
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Some reddit guy suggested that someone brave should reply all with a large attachment and tag the email //SECRET//. There has to be a way to do this with a proxy or some nerd computer poo poo because it would stir the pot so awesomely well. This has been the best thing to happen to the military this year.
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Aug 11, 2015 11:57
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Is this going through AKO? That thing was a mind-shattering poo poo show when I had to use it and a reply all feature to the entire Army is exactly what I would expect from there.
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Aug 11, 2015 12:58
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Some Chinese hacker gently caress (who probably has access) should reply with a .cn email, to watch it all burn.
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Aug 11, 2015 13:01
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Kiryen posted:Lol 14 day ATs. I haven't seen one less than 21 days since 2010. Yeah, they wouldn't actually approve funding for anything more. Probably because they knew we weren't actually doing anything.
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Aug 11, 2015 15:00
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It only took a single email to everyone to overload the army servers, and enough people thought they could be the hero to say "DON'T HIT REPLY ALL" to crash the entire thing. It's beautiful.
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Aug 11, 2015 15:01
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Yeah I have 174 new messages today.
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Aug 11, 2015 15:07
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Oh boy I know what we'll be talking about in network security classes today....
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Aug 11, 2015 15:09
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:someone will be hosed out of the army for that Information wareness.
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We had some similar poo poo happen in RC-E last year. Some loving DA civilian sent out a message to everyone with a mailbox located at the data center on BAF and it resulted in about 3 days of Please remove me from this distro list. With much respect, SGM Brian McFuck G3 Equal Opportunity Representative 3rd BDE, 10th MTN "WINTER SOLDIERS!" Jesus is my savior and my shining light. Warriors of God vanquish the nonbelievers with steel. Hooah! e: My favorite so far: quote:I have been getting a alwful lot of traffic in my inbox with your address as the sender I believe we have had a breech on the NIPER mail system psydude fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Aug 11, 2015 |
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Zeris posted:
Cole's on vacation for poking the bear again
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Aug 11, 2015 16:15
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This is the best day in the army ever, suck my dick from the back army.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Cole's on vacation for poking the bear again Why the gently caress do people post in that thread 
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Aug 11, 2015 17:24
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the helipad opening bottles. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm loving retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire bottle openers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to pop bottles from above and pop bottles needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Aug 11, 2015 23:08
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gently caress the army
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Offered without comment:
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Aug 12, 2015 15:31
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Should have been "Rapid Erecting Antenna Mast" imo
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Aug 13, 2015 06:06
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I was the one that posted that karaoke night in Kabul story. The crazy thing was that it wasn't a distro. Everyone's name was in there individually.
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Just want to say, I love these stories of clusterfucking almost as much as you all probably do & ty for posting them. I was allllllllll about being in the army when i was a little kid and then i decided not to because iraq 2.0 was going on. I did go running with my college's ROTC class in '08 for exercise and I wondered how many of them wearing that stupid as poo poo gravel pit camo were going to end up dead/limbless/shooting themselves in a VA clinic. Anyway getting that degree instead was probably best decision I ever made. so that's my story 
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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Geirskogul posted:I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the helipad opening bottles. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm loving retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire bottle openers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to pop bottles from above and pop bottles needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. This is so funny. Did you make that up?
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DeusExMachinima posted:I wondered how many of them wearing that stupid as poo poo gravel pit camo were going to end up dead/limbless/shooting themselves in a VA clinic. It shoulda been you. 
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Multicam is p. good tho
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Aug 14, 2015 08:05
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Unless it gives you loving superpowers, it's still an army uniform and therefore poo poo.
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I wonder if it would be worth it to modify the acu pants to have a zipper instead of these loving buttons.
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