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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

something clever posted:

I caught that too, with his wife at Denny's. Is that number 3?

isn't it just 2? Justine and Geneva

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ew i feel kinda gross for talking about it.

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
Also pretty sure he's just still with his second wife, who he's been married to since at least their WTF interview.

GraPar fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Aug 13, 2015

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Pompous Rhombus posted:

I hope they do a show in Australia someday, I'd fly to Sydney or Melbourne for that.

Hocus Pocus posted:

I know a fair few people here in Australia that listen to UYD, and of that a good margin pledged.

US culture is so pervasive here, and our media and politics so quick to try and chase after the US that pretty much everything translates. When you've grown up with more US and British comedians, television, and film than that of your own country's, its hard for it not to.

Australia is pretty racist tho, we literally have refugees in indefinite offshore and onshore "detention centres" at the moment. Children and pregnant women included. It is the greatest crime against humanity we as a nation have committed, and as a population permitted, in my lifetime. gently caress this country, if I ever am a rich man I'm going to New Zealand, which by then will probably also have been hosed by conservatives and boomers.

QFT. Also, if Abbotts merry band of fuckwits are re-elected, me and the fam are going to start the process for leaving and going somewhere else.

Would love to get UYD down here, I think they'd love it. Australia though the eyes of two American Americans? gently caress yeah. It's not like it would be a huge adjustment for them. Australia is becoming more and more like a, I dunno, say a South Florida but with worse internet and more colourful money.

Get Innocuous!
Dec 6, 2011

come together

Jippa posted:

they are incredibly self aware about how great and terrible the US is at the same time.

"Saving America from Herself" is my favorite of their slogans for this reason.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

They did not understand the Ask Amy this week at all. It's still weird and sad but not quite as weird as sad as they thought

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Leftovers still in a dish at a potluck = Host asks bringer what they want to do, as dish-ownership rights are key issue, not food.
Uneaten food still on a plate at a potluck = Diner packages up in doggy bag for self or Host scrapes into trash.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

shadow puppet of a posted:

Leftovers still in a dish at a potluck = Host asks bringer what they want to do, as dish-ownership rights are key issue, not food.
Uneaten food still on a plate at a potluck = Diner packages up in doggy bag for self or Host scrapes into trash.

This is the correct response but the actual solution to every problem on Ask Amy is for the person with a problem to grow a spine and stop being scared to politely confront whatever is causing their problem

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


$16,800/month tier. Sharp tongued old-timey Ask Amy is brought back using cloning techniques to tell the nation to grow a spine and quit acting like harlots around married men.

Rusty Rickshaw
Apr 30, 2008
If you don't know yet, you can stream the back catalogue at uhhyeahdu.de

Hocus Pocus
Sep 7, 2011

Giiimme a reason!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

and can someone plz get Seth a new car? certified preowned will suffice

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
Was hoping that Seth was going to go back and gloat over his True Detective prediction at some point. Ironically, that last season was centred around a city that's a thinly fictionalised version of Vernon, California, which is a whole poo poo show that I only knew about because they mention it a fairly old episode (somewhere in the late 200s).

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

oatgan posted:

They did not understand the Ask Amy this week at all. It's still weird and sad but not quite as weird as sad as they thought

There was one a long time ago that kind of pissed me off. It was the one where this woman had recently gotten married but decided to keep her maiden name because it was the name of her company or something. Her (male) employees had no problem voicing their opinions on how disrespectful it was to her new husband and she should just take his last name. Jonathan's suggestion was like, "You can change your name legally but keep your maiden name professionally like on business cards and stuff." Ugh.

Or the one where a couple's daughter was getting married and an ex-boyfriend of her's was obviously banned from attending the wedding, but her parents had become close friends with the ex's parents so they Asked Amy if they should force their daughter to let the ex-boyfriend come, or risk pissing off his parents by not inviting him. I don't remember Jonathan's suggestion but in the letter it was clear that they hadn't even brought the subject up to the ex-boyfriend's parents they were just so piss-scared of losing them as friends. More concerned with that than their own daughter's wedding.

But I'll always love the Ask Amy where a 16 year old kid accidentally saw a porn clip of his mom and her ex-husband while borrowing her iphone. Jonathan's suggestion? "You can always put him up for adoption."

Caper fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Aug 14, 2015

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
The best Ask Amy is the lady who forgot her son's birthday 3 times and turned him gay.

Or the ugly dude with the great personality.

Or the lady whose kids laughed at her homemade film.

All of Ask Amy's are great.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Big Dick Pierre is clearly the best Ask Amy.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Big Dick Pierre is clearly the best

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
Nope the one where an older couple had some threesomes with their son's girlfriend before they met is the best one because it is INSANE.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Boatswain posted:

Nope the one where an older couple had some threesomes with their son's girlfriend before they met is the best one because it is INSANE.

Fiancé

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
They are all good. How bout that?

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
Pretty sure it's a Playboy Advisor, but the guy writing in about how erotic he finds a glass with his friend's girlfriend's lipstick on it is incredible, I've listened to it so many times.

Beeez
May 28, 2012

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Big Dick Pierre is clearly the best Ask Amy.

Did you gently caress him? Did you gently caress his dick?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

GraPar posted:

Pretty sure it's a Playboy Advisor, but the guy writing in about how erotic he finds a glass with his friend's girlfriend's lipstick on it is incredible, I've listened to it so many times.

Someone post this one because it's my fav

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

episode 342 at 4:13ish

Trabandiumium fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Aug 15, 2015

fried eggs
Apr 4, 2007
with ketchup
False, best is the woman who makes the home movie "thriller" and is embarrassed by it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK0XzQKgyzE

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
She just wanted to show off her agility

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Beeez posted:

Did you gently caress him? Did you gently caress his dick?

Everybody loved Pierre, and his big dick.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I'm sad no one has mentioned the one about the dude wondering if he should leave his sugar mama.

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

C-Euro posted:

I'm sad no one has mentioned the one about the dude wondering if he should leave his sugar mama.

NooooOOOO!! Terrible advice! lovely advice, advice lady! Stupid advice!

Scut
Aug 26, 2008

Please remind me to draw more often.
Soiled Meat
Has UYD ever talked about OJ Simpson's 'Juiced' reality show? I don't think I've seen it on a Seth's Clips but it looks loving crazy and horrible.

Here's the only clip I could find so far, it's an ad for a mail order dvd.
http://s107.photobucket.com/user/peacepoetic/media/MOV01370.mp4.html

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Gotta say, it really is a very exciting time to share images of pork on social media. I've got my meatagories on lock.

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Back in the studio, 469 up.

e: @Binowru: They got your card eventually.

bango skank fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Aug 18, 2015

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Pieces that were left out of shows for being too long probably should have stayed that way, or at least have been limited to one per episode. 469 was "Seth just reads a bunch of poo poo for an hour" so the natural funny banter that makes the show work didn't have a chance to take off and the show just dragged.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Halfway through agree, and wow if this lasts the entire ep.

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

bango skank posted:

Back in the studio, 469 up.

e: @Binowru: They got your card eventually.

This makes me so happy :haw:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


First Eddie fell off.

And now Seth.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
Loved it, called voicemail for first time in a year to say I loved it. gently caress ALL Y'ALL

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



You thought the ep where jonathan was bitchy and sadbrains and went on a 20 minute lament over cellphones was also good, so.....

e: no hate, just pokin some fun, we all friends here :)

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Hey guy, your birthday card was received.

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fried eggs
Apr 4, 2007
with ketchup
I think I'm the only person in the world that loved the ep with the doritos eating, so I'm optimistic.

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