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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Aug 14, 2015 13:47
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Izumi Konata posted:>COLLECT BEANS
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Aug 14, 2015 13:51
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Aug 14, 2015 14:21
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Aug 14, 2015 14:56
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Aug 14, 2015 15:14
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Pray to Allah, as the Yazidis are devil worshipers since Melek refused to bow to Adam and due to the fact that they plagiarized the story of Shaitan from the holy book Quran. Allahu Ackbar.
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Aug 14, 2015 15:20
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Given that this is the Franklin expedition, and there's a reference to dead seals, maybe we're up against Sedna? We should definitely get other deities involved.
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Aug 14, 2015 16:00
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go out and start indiscriminately slaughtering seals. make a seal coat from their hides and wear a seal's head as a hat
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Aug 14, 2015 16:01
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:go out and start indiscriminately slaughtering seals. make a seal coat from their hides and wear a seal's head as a hat Kill the seals using the beans (the beans swell up in the seals' stomachs and kill them).
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Aug 14, 2015 16:59
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>poop out buttdong and cast enlarge satin
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Aug 14, 2015 17:07
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>Take the machete and leave the tent.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:43
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Aug 14, 2015 17:44
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> whip out dick, just leave it hanging there for the rest of the year
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Aug 14, 2015 17:49
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:go out and start indiscriminately slaughtering seals. make a seal coat from their hides and wear a seal's head as a hat
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Aug 14, 2015 18:20
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Grand Prize Winner posted:> whip out dick, just leave it hanging there for the rest of the year Or at least it turns black from frostbite.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:33
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how come it was so much colder in 1848? oh yeah global warming
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Aug 14, 2015 18:55
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:go out and start indiscriminately slaughtering seals. make a seal coat from their hides and wear a seal's head as a hat
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Aug 14, 2015 19:23
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Use the knife to give yourself a Mr. T haircut.
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Aug 14, 2015 19:37
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>Kill snow goku. He is not to be trusted.
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Aug 14, 2015 20:09
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bustercasey posted:>Kill snow goku. He is not to be trusted. Putting him inside of us led directly to our death, he's a traitor.
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Aug 14, 2015 20:15
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:go out and start indiscriminately slaughtering seals. make a seal coat from their hides and wear a seal's head as a hat
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Aug 14, 2015 21:04
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:go out and start indiscriminately slaughtering seals. make a seal coat from their hides and wear a seal's head as a hat
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Aug 14, 2015 21:29
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>jump to the moon
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Aug 14, 2015 21:52
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:50
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Lamb of Gun posted:>Take the machete and leave the tent.
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:42
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>build an altar out of seal skulls and use their animal sacrifice to summon Melek Taus for protection against "her"
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Aug 15, 2015 03:29
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>Update tjhread faster >Suck dead dick
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Aug 15, 2015 03:42
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Set blankets on fire. Run out of burning tent cursing Sedna for not appearing to reward you
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Aug 15, 2015 04:21
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>pee on the corpses
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Aug 15, 2015 04:26
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TEAYCHES posted:>pray for guidance to Melek Taus, the peacock deity of the Yazidi People. You drop to your knees and pray for salvation. For whatever reason, you choose to pray to a very specific and ancient deity that really has no influence on your people or the nearby area. Regardless, the room flashes with blinding light. You are bombarded by rays of color from all parts of the visible spectrum.  A being appears of bright feathers and large plumage. It looks at you, extremely confused. It shrugs and lays a rainbow colored EGG and then vanishes as quickly as it appeared. You add the EGG to your inventory. Izumi Konata posted:>COLLECT BEANS You manage to scrape some of the BEANS off of your coat and the floor and collect them in your pocket. What a mess. Amazing Zimmo posted:> Go outside and check on goku  You walk outside of the tent and are reintroduced to the bitter cold and the icy landscape. Much is as you remember it, and your snowman remains unmolested. It is very quiet, and very cold.  > 
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Aug 15, 2015 04:38
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>Molest Snowku.
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Aug 15, 2015 04:40
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>Put the EGG inside GOKU
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Aug 15, 2015 04:41
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>hatch egg by squatting over it, the egg firmly held between your buttcheeks
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Aug 15, 2015 04:41
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Gridlocked posted:>Put the EGG inside GOKU
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Aug 15, 2015 04:43
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>eat the egg
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Aug 15, 2015 04:56
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Gridlocked posted:>Put the EGG inside GOKU
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Aug 15, 2015 04:57
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Gridlocked posted:>Put the EGG inside GOKU
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Gridlocked posted:>Put the EGG inside GOKU
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