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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

If you're going to post a repeat at least timg it.

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

They are out of order, but: http://m.imgur.com/a/LnJXF

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

Ragequit posted:

They are out of order, but: http://m.imgur.com/a/LnJXF

hey man you think that's funny, check out this resume

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Ragequit posted:

They are out of order, but: http://m.imgur.com/a/LnJXF

:eyepop:

I was trying to figure out the right order, but there really is no right order in an 8 page CV.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Scroto Baggins posted:

You mean this 8 page monsterpiece?

http://minus.com/lb0WWQHJtf5xo6
I could have sworn it was Harry Potter, but either I'm remembering wrong or there's two of these dummies running around.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Scroto Baggins posted:

FROM THE ORIGINAL CREATOR



I love it.


You mean this 8 page monsterpiece?

http://minus.com/lb0WWQHJtf5xo6

Thank you! I think someone said she was hired at gamestop or something when I first saw this.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

veedubfreak posted:

Cause she's rich as hell and spit out a couple kids and quit the biz.

Nope, she's got some awful show with Joey from Blossom that's somehow been on the air for 5 years. She was even pretty consistently getting work before that.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1597420/?ref_=nm_knf_i1

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
This is like that Bill MurrayDavid Mitchell movie. You know, the one where he fights ghosts.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Guy poses as Target customer service on Facebook, responds to idiots upset about gender neutral toy aisles









3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

Target "responds"


:3:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



since when do trolls have belly button diamond piercings??!?! this will not stand!!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I want to believe that it's not real...

http://pjreddie.com/static/Redmon%20Resume.pdf

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."


focus on that second zero

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Snapchat A Titty posted:

since when do trolls have belly button diamond piercings??!?! this will not stand!!!!

For over 20 years now...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MindlessHavok posted:

Nope, she's got some awful show with Joey from Blossom that's somehow been on the air for 5 years. She was even pretty consistently getting work before that.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1597420/?ref_=nm_knf_i1

Grew up on tv, lives on tv. Can't escape tv.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Germansimp posted:

Just give it a few more months and Cosby will easily have more KOs than Tyson.

And a lot more hugging than Mayweather/Pacquiao

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015


I've seen this thing hundreds of times, and only JUST noticed on all the horses are company logos of where this guy has worked.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

mrkillboy posted:



focus on that second zero

that aside, she looks like a poorly painted England fan on match day

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Unmature posted:

Kimmel is never better than when he gets to let loose and be a mean dick. It's really what he's best at. His interactions with Leno during the whole late night wars thing are some of my favorite things I've ever seen on TV.

God drat Kimmel knows how to dish

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Signs at a little supermarket near my house.



"White round bread" was bread rolls, "big round bread" was a vienna loaf, but they didn't have any of the "white long bread" or the even more mysterious "grey long bread", so I don't know what those are.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012


IIRC in a previous thread some goon had evidence that instead of "playing with his very own nuclear reactor" it was more like "allowed to change very narrow parameters on one part of the nuclear reactor with heavy supervision so help us god"

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiggum posted:

"White round bread" was bread rolls, "big round bread" was a vienna loaf, but they didn't have any of the "white long bread" or the even more mysterious "grey long bread", so I don't know what those are.

They seem really insistent that you notice it says "Grey", with the underlining. A warning?

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Snapchat A Titty posted:

since when do trolls have belly button diamond piercings??!?! this will not stand!!!!

https://www.google.com/#q=treasure+trolls

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Tiggum posted:

but they didn't have any of the "white long bread" or the even more mysterious "grey long bread", so I don't know what those are.
Baguette and moldy baguette.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
I don't know if MusicBee pulls its artist pictures from some not so accurate source or is it making fun of my taste in music.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




burn down everything

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

PaulBearer posted:

Baguette and moldy baguette.



It says Michaelsoft in Japanese too, they knew what they were doing.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Greblin
Mar 12, 2008

fong posted:

It says Michaelsoft in Japanese too, they knew what they were doing.

Also, binbou is the word for poor, so it all wraps up in a nice little pun.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Greblin posted:

Also, binbou is the word for poor, so it all wraps up in a nice little pun.
Yeah: it's a "super-cheap" used PC/parts place.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Tiggum posted:

Signs at a little supermarket near my house.



"White round bread" was bread rolls, "big round bread" was a vienna loaf, but they didn't have any of the "white long bread" or the even more mysterious "grey long bread", so I don't know what those are.

I love mildly illiterate but very earnest handwritten signs. They generally include "abuse" of quotation marks and other punctuation marks!!!, underlining for emphasis, putting a dot over the letter I even when every other letter is CAPiTAL, and crude drawings.


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Wendell
May 11, 2003


So the typewriter monkeys succeeded and no one even knew.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Wendell posted:

So the typewriter monkeys succeeded and no one even knew.

I'm sure it's an actual fetish. I'm intrigued but not convinced. She better have RL Stine or Christopher Pike. :colbert:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The "MLS" pushes it over the edge for me ahahahaha


This poor child is about to become John Romero's bitch

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The "MLS" pushes it over the edge for me ahahahaha


This poor child is about to become John Romero's bitch

Rib Kid?

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



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