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Lazyfire posted:violent porn comics read from right to left. The works of Frank Miller with the pages put in backwards?
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EclecticTastes posted:The works of Frank Miller with the pages put in backwards? Worse. Lost Girls.
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Aug 13, 2015 08:59
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Match Card for this Saturday: #1 Buscus Brawl Zore vs. Midnightlight #2 Anime vs Anti Anime Stichez vs. Emperor Palpatine #3 Not Anime vs. Anime anilEhilated vs. Flamander #4 One on One Heavenator vs. Final Gamer #5 One on One Schir vs. Big Scary Owl #6 Kawaii title match Pvt. Scott vs. Eeevil
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Aug 13, 2015 23:00
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 : As usual, THE MAN keeps me from giving the fans what they want! Anime? Star Wars? Are you kiddin' me?! The crowd wants to see some ringside acrobatics, the kind that only I provide! Stop denying the fans the unmitigated joy of seeing me demolish a guy in the ring! Dash Rendar wasn't even a challenge, it's Dash Rendar. Gimme someone tougher, like Punchy or Lazyfire! That way if creative books me to lose, at least it'll be believable, those two are crazy swole. Heck, that exhibition match with Flamander was hella fun, even though we were all told to job for him, I'd step into the ring with him again in a heartbeat. Come to think of it, hey, Flamander, how's about you and me form a tag team and represent the entertaining side of wrestling?
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IGgy IGsen posted:#6 Kawaii title match Is it too late to request that this be a two out of three falls match? I've had a hankering for one of those recently.
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Eeevil posted:Is it too late to request that this be a two out of three falls match? I've had a hankering for one of those recently. What? Has pinning everyone in existence only once lost it's luster? 
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nine-gear crow posted:What? Has pinning everyone in existence only once lost it's luster? Not yet, but Kawaii matches have been exclusively standard 1v1s so far so it seems like it would be nice to have some variation. Plus I just like two out of threes.
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I see me and Punchy have been busy recruiting. The Nation of Japanimation shall be the most powerful stable the world has ever seen.
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Eeevil posted:Not yet, but Kawaii matches have been exclusively standard 1v1s so far so it seems like it would be nice to have some variation. Plus I just like two out of threes. Yeah, sure. I don't mind mixing it up a little.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:53
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EclecticTastes posted:
 : My fellow wrestler, I must admit... I agree. There has been a lack of STYLE in matches lately. Tag-teaming seems easy enough... Wait, if it's so easy... why haven't I offered to form one already?! I agree with your offer, comrade. Let us show our contemporaries our FLAMES OF JUSTICE!! Now let's just hope this stays easy, eh?
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Aug 15, 2015 19:23
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 A mask, eh? I wonder why. What do you stand for... Or who. I'm getting better at the dramatic one-liner thing, right? Also need to replenish spying equipment supply, some kind of idiot ate half my listening devices during the last crisis. Apparently someone has been spreading rumors that bugs are full of protein. Prank, profiteering, or a devious campaign against your truly?
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Aug 15, 2015 20:34
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anilEhilated posted:
Reminder that I have a flaming table with your name on it, buddy.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:10
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Bring it on, I regret nothing. Except being caught.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:16
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In case anyone else was also waiting for the stream announcement, it's already happening. Two matches left.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:53
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Eeevil posted:In case anyone else was also waiting for the stream announcement, it's already happening. Two matches left. I was, guess I'll watch it on YouTube then.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:01
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Lazyfire posted:I was, guess I'll watch it on YouTube then. nah, come join us for the last match up: http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy
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Aug 15, 2015 22:04
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it's a title match!!! two out of three falls!
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Aug 15, 2015 22:05
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 WE gONNA DO A ROYAL RUMBLEEEEEE
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Aug 15, 2015 22:18
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It's a Royal Rumble! 
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Aug 15, 2015 22:18
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There is a possibility of a Dash Rendar mirror match!
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Aug 15, 2015 22:20
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drat, I got my rear end kicked.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:21
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Haha, two Dash Rendar's
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Aug 15, 2015 22:26
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Blind Sally posted:Haha, two Dash Rendar's 
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Aug 15, 2015 22:37
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Damnit, I really wanted to watch, then forgot about the time completely. I blame Talos Principle.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:38
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IGgy rigged it so that he was the last wrestler to enter the rumble :p
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Aug 15, 2015 22:49
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Someone better have a list of who eliminated who.
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Aug 15, 2015 22:51
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Junpei Hyde posted:Someone better have a list of who eliminated who. Well Schir is watching so you know he's compiling all of that. :B
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Aug 15, 2015 22:56
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Junpei Hyde posted:Someone better have a list of who eliminated who. Schir's got you covered. And I'm sorry I missed posting the announcement. I could swear I hit post. I just somehow didn't?
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Raramuffin posted:Well Schir is watching so you know he's compiling all of that. :B Love you Schir.
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Show's over, here are the results: Match 1: Zore (A) vs. Midnightlight (B) Winner: A Plot 1: The anime crew discuss which anime they'll watch next. Match 2: Stichez (A) vs. Palpatine (B) Winner: A Plot 2: Midnightlight speaks in tongues at Match 3: AnilEhilated (A) vs. Flamander (B) Winner: A Plot 3: Loki's anime friend was killed. Match 4: Heavenator (A) vs. FinalGamer (B) Winner: B Plot 4: Schir talks with Rath for a bit. Schir learns that we don't hire animals. We hire animal people. Match 5: Big Scary Owl (A) vs. Schir (B) Winner: B Match 6: Private Scott (A) vs. EEevil (B) (Kawaii Title Match) (2 out 3 falls) Winner: A Non-Canon Royal Rumble: Entrants: 1 Pyroi (2nd out, by El Chad and Dash) 2 Immortan Joe (1st out, eliminated by Pyroi) 3 El the Chad (4th out by Eclectic Tastes) 4 Dash Rendar (8th out, eliminated by FinalGamer) 5 Eclectic Tastes (12th out by Boob Marley) 6 Oblivion###### (3rd out, eliminated by Dash) 7 Flamander (6th out, eliminated by Boob) 8 Gryph Hammer (5th out, eliminated by Dash) 9 Heavenator (7th out, eliminated by Dash) 10 Boob Marley (15th out by BFC) 11 FinalGamer (9th out, eliminated by EclecticTastes) 12 Jamie the D (11th out by Boob Marley) 13 Palpatine (10th out by EclecticTastes) 14 Lazyfire (13th out by Dr. Rath) 15 Dr. Rath (14th out, eliminated by Boob Marley) 16 BFC (18th out, eliminated by Junpei) 17 Zore (17th out, eliminated by Stichez) 18 Danaru (16th out, eliminated by BFC) 19 Stichez (26th out by Schir) 20 Nuffkins (22nd out by Stichez(?)) 21 Junpei Hyde (19th out by Nuffkins) 22 Frosty the Dragon (20th out by Punchy(?)) 23 Punchy (23rd out by Fruity) 24 Face (21st out by Stichez) 25 Fruitsniffer (25th out by Atsl) 26 Atsl McFluffybottom (27th out by Schir) 27 Walter Dee (24th out by Fruity) 28 Lokistarwind (winner, by Loki) 29 Schir (29th out by Loki) 30 IGgy (28th out by Schir) Anyway, out of kayfabe I'm starting work next week. My shift starts at the same time that LPFWA usually does, so I won't be able to do commentary or post results anymore. Sorry about that! Schir fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Damnit Nuffkins, didn't they fire you?
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Junpei Hyde posted:Damnit Nuffkins, didn't they fire you? We fired Nuff Hogan, not Nuffkins.
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Schir posted:We fired Nuff Hogan, not Nuffkins. Ah. Then I congratulate Nuffkins for a skilful elimination. Sucks to be you Schir, but hey, you at least won a match! Also, question: What's the theme of the next PPV?
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Junpei Hyde posted:Also, question: What's the theme of the next PPV? I think we were planning something, but we accidentally started hyping up anime vs. anti anime, so it'll probably be that.
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Schir posted:I think we were planning something, but we accidentally started hyping up anime vs. anti anime, so it'll probably be that. LPFWA: Destination Japanimation, only on the LPFWA network!
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Schir posted:I think we were planning something, but we accidentally started hyping up anime vs. anti anime, so it'll probably be that. In case it's important for that, it's well established that Cena loves anime. (although apparently he calls it Japanimation.)
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Also, forgot to mention. ZORE WON MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
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Junpei Hyde posted:Also, forgot to mention. Are we sure that was really Zore though? Honestly, that could have been anyone under that mask...
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nine-gear crow posted:Are we sure that was really Zore though? Honestly, that could have been anyone under that mask... It could have been Dash Rendar. Or even El Chad!
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Eeevil posted:In case it's important for that, it's well established that Cena loves anime. (although apparently he calls it Japanimation.) Josh Barnett feels very strongly about Fist of the North Star.
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